A group of "urban youths" have just kicked down your front door, what do you grab?

A group of "urban youths" have just kicked down your front door, what do you grab?

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My huge dick, gonna fear them.

ITT: Roll single, you get raped and murdered
Roll dubs, you just get raped
Roll trips, you're able to scare them away
Roll quads, you smash their nigger heads in

>am i doing this right?

Nothing, I'll just casually walk up the stairs

Theyll never be able to climb with their pants like that

bend over and lube up so i can get culturally enriched

How are they able to run from the cops with their jeans down at their knees??!?

probably my '68 wingmaster

A stack of job applications

They can't. That's why they are 13% of the general population but 37% of the federal prison population.

that's why they have guns, stupid.

I just realized now after the hundreds of times that I've seen this image that these guys probably took this picture as a joke mocking people that wear their pants like that.

Huh.

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>federal prison

and like 60% of state prisons

(samefag here)
kek.. forgot to crop. oh well.

one of my guns. or two

Rolling no rape please

THIS
youtube.com/watch?v=pceDJ2St60o
HUE

Raped

fuck niggers

Muh dick

My AK. Or my Auto5. Or my SKS. Or my Mosin. Or my Mauser. Or my Enfield 1917. Or my other Mauser.

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>A group of "urban youths" have just kicked down your front door, what do you grab?
I grab the refrigerator door to offer these fine gentleman a refreshing Coca-Cola.

not much, I have two pitbulls in my house with me

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Throw my ps4 out the window and watch them jump to their death

How did they kick my door down in the first place? You try kicking anything with your pants around your ankles next time you get up after taking a shit.

My 12 guage

12ga...it holds just enough 00 that they each get a piece.

Single file boys. Ill only need 1 bullet.

Nice gun, you should have the shells go the other way though, easier to load.

phone to call the police, duh.

I grab my rope hanging from my tree

>>for fucks sakes
>>im black and this shit is whats keeping us from prospering. FUCK.

their pickaninny hair

I put on my cape and wizard hat. I'm an 8th level wizard, bitches goin' down.

I point towards the welfare office or tell them a cop is outside shooting some nigger boy

Gerber strong arm.
Remington 308.
Guess where I live.

probably pull one of these:

youtu.be/fN4_NiCIdcw?t=3m48s

u get raped by 2 of them before u shoot 1 bullet

I'd just grab the H&K USP9 that's literally right next to me in bed.

WASP spray. Literally and figurativly.

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XD-s 9mm from my iwb holster im wearing. 18 rounds of 147gr HST should kill/scare most of them off

My ankles?

My daily carry

My halberd.

The kennel door.

Hunt them like the wild pack of niggers they are

Just yell: "Jamal, Tyrone, Antwone, your dads are here". These guys will leave instantly.

Call animal control

you know you would never shoot someone because you have no balls. just admit it pussy boy,no reason to act hard bud its okay

>shotgun
>"bullet"

go away, nogunz faggot

a stack of job applications

Show em cotton, brings back the memories.

Qwadddddds

>shotgun
>bullet
>doesn't know they're called a SLUG

you gon get raped boi

what a stupid fucking question

25 rounds of 9mm+p hollow points ready to go

Absolutely disgusting. Angled foregrip AND bipod? Shit scope. Shit flashlight cable making bolt release and therefore gun unusable. Not to mention it would be completely useless for home defense with that optic. 2/10, would not operate with.

My bow, and get low on the second floor balcony, I'll bet I could get an arrow through each of them before they even noticed what was going on.

The Reaper has arrived.

you vastly underestimate my lack of care of other peoples' lives. Otherwise I wouldnt go through the hassle of carrying a gun with me everyday, or even own guns. I hope i never have to but ive accepted that i might have to.

Better hope that thing decides to fire.

found the libtard hillary voter.

watch out we have experts here. too bad they still get raped by the negros
>but muh shotgun with shells

My Dragunov .50cal. But only if they're black.

If they're white, I kindly take out my taser, shoot them, and invite them over for tea white explaining that breaking down doors isn't a good thing.

You're 1 bullet short.

It does, daily, no worries

In other words, there's a reason niggers are in prison. They're fucking stupid.

My mayonnaise niggers hate mayonnaise

Roll to kill niggers

Fantasy land?

A book.

My safety pin

Nice

Muh favorite.

...for special occasions.

False, you found the guy that actually owns guns. It's not hard to recognize shit quality rifles.

step up your AR game, man, damn...

>Nothing, I'm wearing a White hoodie.
If I'm not wearing it, I guess I'd take a literacy test.

>princess momonosuke?
fuck it, still has the piece

>You're 1 bullet short.
.357mag can do a 2fer.

I would offer them a bucket of chicken and place it on the front porch. Once they are all out of house lock the front door and call cops

Californian

I grab nothing because I live in a country where if you are attacked and you fight back and the attacker dies you have a potential man slaughter case on your hands.... straya

are you from 1995? do people still put 10lb quadrails on ARs? Not that there's anything wrong with it, just thought most people have moved onto mlok/keymod type set ups

Those are beauties.

Roll

THE BLUNT NIGGA WE GONNA SMOKE THIS SHIT NIGGA

still better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6

Roll, no rape pls

Keymod and mlok are popular but have not yet dominated the market. MK18 clones w/ DD RAS II rails are still very popular.

>Getting butthurt triggered like a total guntotin faggot because one person has their AR setup the way they want it and not how it is according to someone else's standards.

Pathetic.

My handgun, and kill some niggers.

>20rd mag
>doesn't look pinned
>doesn't have a bullet button

that's not a CA legal rifle you faggot

SKS next to my bed, clip on nightstand

never thought of it like that, thanks for the pep talk user

>not having it always loaded
wut nigga u crazy nigga

>cliiiiiiiiiiiiip

oh, wait, carry on...

.40 s&w HK.
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