Hey guys, dump your best green texts

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

Hey guys, dump your best green texts. I'm trying to show my friend the wonders of Sup Forums.

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=D9awyXSf08o

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

this thread could be good.

Ayden Walker
Ayden Walker

Long but worth.
I hope this is the right story.

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

Contributing

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

Another one

John Taylor
John Taylor

One more

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

I am the friend, pretty new to the 4chins. Would like to say good work so far Sup Forumstards

Luis Russell
Luis Russell

topkek

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

ya ya ya don't push your luck.

Carter Hall
Carter Hall

ded

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

QUADSSSSSS!!!!!!1!!1!!!!111!

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

dumping

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

Anyone still lurkin'?

Ethan Stewart
Ethan Stewart

Yeah need more keks

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

I.....I know the guy that this happened to......

Benjamin Sanchez
Benjamin Sanchez

Someome needs to post The Story of Neal

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

The real laugh here is that someone out there has a picture (and likely many more) of a dick with shit in it saved onto their device. The poster of the pic instantly becomes far funnier than their perceived trolling.

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

Right? At least I am learning what kinds of people inhabit Sup Forums

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

Saw this gem a few days ago, still keking

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

saw this gem a few days ago
2015

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

weak

Blake Adams
Blake Adams

Fuck that's amazing.

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

Fucking horror story

Grayson King
Grayson King

Burned my house down on a half ounce of mushrooms last year

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

I have no idea what is funny about this

Alexander Jenkins
Alexander Jenkins

my sides are in so much pain right now

fucking kek

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

has friends
on Sup Forums
REEEEEEE

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

Fucking 10/10

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

Posted in the other thread but it's dying

be me yesterday
go to taco bell with dad, eat a shit ton
comfortable with each other, he rips ass in the truck on the way home
get the chubbs but laugh it off

See I just recently developed a scat and fart, and hardcore toots fetish

get home, he excuses himself to the bathroom, in there for 20 minutes
diamonds thinking about him dumping his big meat burrito
he gets out and I make a joke to light a match
he goes into kitchen
bolt into bathroom
get down on floor, hold my nose an inch above the toilet water
whacken off hard, my whole head was probably in the bowl
forgot to lock door because Horn
pops open, he just says oh sorry obviously completely surprised and doesn't know what to say
notice his phone on sink he came back to get it

He saw my head in the toilet and me furiously jergens. I haven't spoken a word to him since yesterday, what the fuck do I do??

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

Kill yourself. After you smear liquid shit all over you lol

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

Not a greentext, but more of what we've done

Brayden Cooper
Brayden Cooper

You're a saint

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

brown man dance

Jason Morris
Jason Morris

Straight up tell him "let's both forget that happened."

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

I witnessed that. He actually showed a timestamp in the end btw

Ryan Bailey
Ryan Bailey

these are great

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

No you dont, and fuck off with the dramatic pauses, faggot. Leave that on your furry role-playing chatrooms

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

/k/ is just like Sup Forums

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

waaaay too long

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

Go Box!

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

my foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

No. Don't post that one.
Stop.

Christopher Wilson
Christopher Wilson

fuck, this story tho, them feels

the band mentioned in the greentext made a song dedicated to the mad bastard
youtube.com/watch?v=D9awyXSf08o

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

plz more d&d stories

Easton White
Easton White

this is sad

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

Hi cancerous newfriend, welcome in Sup Forums !

Lurk moar before shitposting like a normie like you just did.

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

niggering rechapta?

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

Yeah you used to be able to type nigger and the other half of a captcha and it worked only one half of the captcha was actually what needed to match, man I forgot about doing that, good times.

Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith

This. You used to have to type two words for the captcha, one word was always bum and you just needed text to fill a place then the real word. One word was always basically unreadable so Sup Forums being Sup Forums everyone would just type nigger, then the real word.

Justin Phillips
Justin Phillips

cant believe your showing friends this shit fiasto of a website

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

Hi cancerous newfriend, welcome in Sup Forums !

Lurk moar before shitposting like a normie like you just did.

Nathaniel Gutierrez
Nathaniel Gutierrez

He had to carry a rock and the DS made some shitty rock puns. That's what's *supposed* to be funny about it.

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

I remember the words, but didn't know this. I just tried to write both words. I wasted countlres hours doing that. fuck me

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

newfag

Thomas King
Thomas King

Can someone post Karl, king of ducks?

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

Pretend the tacos made you sick so you had to vomit but it tickled your gag reflex so much that it made you pop a boner cause it reminded you of all the cocks you love to shove down your throat, problem solved

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

What's this ? A caption for ants ?

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

soon as i saw the irish flag knew what was coming shit still gets me

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

ethnicity/purity

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

these are beautiful, keep em coming

Gabriel Jones
Gabriel Jones

shit tier
Try writing it for people who arent degenerate army welfare queens.

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

101 things that never happened.

Samuel Edwards
Samuel Edwards

Anyone have that long as story of a guy and his girlfriend, and his best friend. Ends with the girls parent dying and she having to move away, then an heroes because some douche raped her? If its any help I think he ends the story with "goodnight Sup Forums, I'm going to drink a bottle of whine."

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

i remember that one

Ian Green
Ian Green

whine, my favorite dhrink

Jeremiah Peterson
Jeremiah Peterson

u like to whine then?

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

Arrive in her cat

Charles James
Charles James

Nothing quite like a game of grabcock.
Still can't fucking believe that was in 2012.

Christopher White
Christopher White

God this place is a shithole sometimes

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

How is it that there are still people out there willing to put their dick in CWC but none of the rest of you can get laid to save your lives? It's mind boggling.

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

Have some Mason

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

1

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

Any details on the name of the people or something

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

2

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

3

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

4

Brayden Foster
Brayden Foster

5

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

6 and final
Can post "The Chronicles of Saladfag 2: Electric boogaloo" if you want

Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

My sides

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

forgets his rifle
wait wat

Gabriel Green
Gabriel Green

lame

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

Oh man that's fucked up.

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

throw a piss bottle at her

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

Don't let the thread die

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

This shit is like breaking bad the porn version

Easton Robinson
Easton Robinson

wrong image, don't judge me

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

fuck, that's for /x/.

Third times the charm? (i should probably label these)

Carter Carter
Carter Carter

/r/ing the one with the guy becoming his own grandpa

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

Motherfucker, that's for /x/ again. Whatever, i give up.

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

The camping one was still good to be fair.

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

The feel is reel

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

"shutfuck"
Lmao

Zachary Allen
Zachary Allen

Made this a while back haven't had the chance to post 'til now.

Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

.gif

Noah Evans
Noah Evans

Ima take "shit that never happened" for $400

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

Only way I could get it to 2mb file size ma nig.

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

This dude needs to write a book conmemorating Andy. The post doesn't fit the breadth of his soul.

Brayden Rogers
Brayden Rogers

Quality

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

oh god i remember this

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

sides in orbit

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

bump

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

gonna post a few, my folders not organized, so i can't say if what board it is from, most of it is Sup Forums i think

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

Hey Arnold, Let's do Meth!

Carter Hughes
Carter Hughes

if anyone has the other capped neganpost i'd very appreciate it

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

FUCKEN CLASSIC

William Ross
William Ross

Epic lol

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

someone out there has a picture (and likely many more) of a dick with shit in it

incredible, isn't it?

Lucas Morris
Lucas Morris

second part, i don't know if there a third part

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

we
implying you had something to do with it
Faggot

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

Is this supposed to be funny?

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