Hey guys, dump your best green texts. I'm trying to show my friend the wonders of Sup Forums

Hey guys, dump your best green texts. I'm trying to show my friend the wonders of Sup Forums.

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this thread could be good.

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Long but worth.
>I hope this is the right story.

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Contributing

Another one

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I am the friend, pretty new to the 4chins. Would like to say good work so far Sup Forumstards

topkek

ya ya ya don't push your luck.

ded

QUADSSSSSS!!!!!!1!!1!!!!111!

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dumping

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Anyone still lurkin'?

Yeah need more keks

I.....I know the guy that this happened to......

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Someome needs to post The Story of Neal

The real laugh here is that someone out there has a picture (and likely many more) of a dick with shit in it saved onto their device. The poster of the pic instantly becomes far funnier than their perceived trolling.

Right? At least I am learning what kinds of people inhabit Sup Forums

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Saw this gem a few days ago, still keking

>saw this gem a few days ago
>2015

weak

Fuck that's amazing.

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>Fucking horror story

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Burned my house down on a half ounce of mushrooms last year

I have no idea what is funny about this

my sides are in so much pain right now

fucking kek

>has friends
>on Sup Forums
REEEEEEE

Fucking 10/10

Posted in the other thread but it's dying

>be me yesterday
>go to taco bell with dad, eat a shit ton
>comfortable with each other, he rips ass in the truck on the way home
>get the chubbs but laugh it off

See I just recently developed a scat and fart, and hardcore toots fetish

>get home, he excuses himself to the bathroom, in there for 20 minutes
>diamonds thinking about him dumping his big meat burrito
>he gets out and I make a joke to light a match
>he goes into kitchen
>bolt into bathroom
>get down on floor, hold my nose an inch above the toilet water
>whacken off hard, my whole head was probably in the bowl
>forgot to lock door because Horn
>pops open, he just says oh sorry obviously completely surprised and doesn't know what to say
>notice his phone on sink he came back to get it

He saw my head in the toilet and me furiously jergens. I haven't spoken a word to him since yesterday, what the fuck do I do??

Kill yourself. After you smear liquid shit all over you lol

Not a greentext, but more of what we've done

You're a saint

>brown man dance

Straight up tell him "let's both forget that happened."

I witnessed that. He actually showed a timestamp in the end btw

these are great

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No you dont, and fuck off with the dramatic pauses, faggot. Leave that on your furry role-playing chatrooms

/k/ is just like Sup Forums

waaaay too long

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>Go Box!

>my foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle

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No. Don't post that one.
Stop.

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fuck, this story tho, them feels

the band mentioned in the greentext made a song dedicated to the mad bastard
youtube.com/watch?v=D9awyXSf08o

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plz more d&d stories

this is sad

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Hi cancerous newfriend, welcome in Sup Forums !

Lurk moar before shitposting like a normie like you just did.

niggering rechapta?