Roast me thread.
Roast me thread
I dont think youre particarly good looking, sir
Your head would make a good bowling ball
faggot
come back when you can actually grow a beard kid
Youre kinda cute, faggot
You are what i picture for the ideal cuckold
your fingers look like mozzarella sticks you fat fuck
I bet youre not very popular
kinda cute in that "i'm jolly" kind of way
You are one shamrock shake away from dying your hair and becoming a leprechaun, aren't you user?
Your facial hair voted and the moustache seceded from the union.
Dirty mirror, fat as hell, poor facial features, neckbeard and lame haircut, lamer clothes.
I'd feel bad roasting somebody as pathetic as you, so I won't.
You really suck at making a roast thread
You're*
jeeze Sup Forums is really filled with retards huh.
Because he didnt use punctuation? Wow Sup Forums really is full of faggots, huh?
you have the pupils of a gay mans asshole.
Bizarro Trump called, he wants his wig back
exactly how much of your wardrobe did you borrow from EVERY DICKBAG THAT EVER LIVED?
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you're what would happen if a neckbeard fucked the keebler elf's downie cousin
i am now going to buy a new phone upon realizing you have the same one
other than the potato head, your pretty good lookin
roast me as well
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Plan on attending columbine?
get out of the 80s
You look like you coughed too hard one time and your face never went back to normal