Walk in

Walk in
See this
Wat do?

Wait until they're both alseep
Shit on the floor
pick up the baby
put baby in shit
start screaming "oh my god the baby shit everywhere"

Seconded

Put the baby to bed. Fuck the girl in that exact position while her feet are in my mouth.

360 walk away

offer a bowl of eggs

>Retard

Stay in school, son. Pay attention in your math classes, fucking retard.

I never asked for this.

>tie up
>blindfold self
>fuck the first hole you encounter.

Lol this guy

Bitch so thicc she got tits on her back.
#backfeeding

suck her toes
newfag

...

buttfuck until I cum, then ask mom to go away.

Pull your skirt up, your newfagness is showing.

Newfag alert

Punch that baby in the face for trying to fuck my wife

Dumb cunts

Don't worry it's only a few months until summer

>this

eat the baby and fuck that pussy