Ability to shit through mouth and eat through ass hole

Ability to shit through mouth and eat through ass hole.

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Ability to vote democrat

>Soft underrated chuckle.

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Ability to have an instant orgasm but every time you use it someone in your family dies.

you do realize that under every republican president since JFK there has been a recession.
Under only one democratic president since JFK has there been a recession

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Tinder dates would be all time

M8 I'm trying to keep the mood light and you're being a buzzkill. That was an apolitical joke.

it's not a joke if it isn't funny.

>Ability to not know what bait is on Sup Forums.

It was pretty good joke. You brought actual politics into this. That means you can't have an authority on what is and isn't funny.

Its a joke even if you dont get it

>he understands politics, therefore he can;t be funny
go do your homework kid.

Living

>hate family
>heir for most of them
>schlick
>family dies
>get money
>orgasm
Useless ?

I wish I just said what this guy said

i get it. It's just wrong. and not funny.
economy tanks under every republican president. there's nothing funny about a shitty economy.

It was an election reference. The democrats had the popular vote and yet they lost, therefor rendering there power useless. It's clever and you need to deal with this fact.

FUCK man I can't believe I have to explain humor to another man. MEN SHOULD JUST KNOW THESE THINGS.


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being extremely good at taking a bubble bath

Ability to read minds, but only when you're alone

You do love your family you psycho bitch.

salty liberal detected

the popular vote never meant anything. anyone who is informed has known this. it's not funny.
You're one of those people who just has to have attention aren't you.

I didn't vote democratic this election. Nor did I vote republican.
Nice try projecting tho.

Correlation and Causation, learn the difference.

The ability to derail a thread with political opinions.

Read the mind of every mindless creator or object.

The ability to not blink.

pic related

it is causation. supply side economics don't work.
The fiscal policies that moderate democrats implement are much more effective. If you took high school economics you'd understand this.

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you genuinely think you're funny don't you?

This conversation would not be a good indicator, so not right now, no. Generally though, yes. hbu?

your family is not an infinite supply, dingus

you can get 20-30 orgasm in your life, and then you will be the only one left of your family, which means that you die on your next orgasm

Correlation is now Causation?

well i generally don't even have conversations with people until I've had my methadone.

Power to travel through time, but every time you do it, it shrinks your dick.

well in the last 53 years there has not been a prosperous economy under a republican
and only one democratic president had a recession.
From an economic point of view there is no reason to vote republican.

B-but according to the Bible, we're all descendants from Adam and Eve. All of the humanity is one big family. 7 billion orgasms to go.

what if you travel to a point in time where you have your normal sized dick?

fucking time travel man

Then you'll get to watch a happier version of yourself with a bigger dick.

The ability to go on Sup Forums

The ability to think filthy Frank and his autistic bunch are actually funny.

But that's useful if you know how to use it. Took me years to realize I could improve my life with /fit/, /ck/ and /lit/

Now I think those boards are mostly garbage but it was a great introduction. Now I train and I got interested in cooking.

super blink
able to blink .01X harder than normal people

Get the fuck off. No one is interested in your pathetic shilling other than your pathetic self.

Invinsibility but can't pass through doors.

filthy frank is not funny

The ability to turn gold into hamsters.

That's actually pretty useful, as long as you buy up some gold and turn a large % of the rest of the world's gold to hamsters... profit!

You'd be the greatest economical threat in the world.

Who said it's not funny?

The ability to turn any nude photo graph into a nude photo of yourself

Ability to have sex in distance with anyone but you'll be the only one who get an orgasm.

>Thats a comfy superpower
Also
>Take bath with lady
>Shes so relaxed you can fist her chocolate starfish

The ability to levitate 1 inch of the ground.

To love but never be loved

nigga if that means not walking as much and can fly 1inch from the ground then its a win

Yeah but it's just one inch. Watch out for rocks.

The ability to turn jews into nigger and niggers into jews

Mixed jew niggers turn into a pitbull wearing a yamulka

Being Op, mod, or fag.

Mfw this thread is basically Sup Forums

Every shirt you touches changes to a random color, and will not change back for 1hour

Just use you're orgasms to make kids and then you never get to suicide orgasm

Everytime you sneeze, you violently shart

Everytime you fart, you projectile vomit

Ability to check dubs in real life

Being Jubilee

The ability to cause repeating digits in post numbers

ability to dubs anytime

Salty libtard detected

The power to tie your own shoes

>Don't know what a superpower is.

smart

And from a reasonable perspective there is no reason to vote democrat

I'd rather side with the southern redneck inbreds than the feminists and transfaggots

>ability to laugh at jokes you don't get

I can smell the future

The ability to make everyone uneasy when you enter a room.
:(

Wait but blinking 0.01 times harder would mean you actually are blinking 100 times weaker than a normal person

The power to transform into Yamcha before you die.

*just before

Better than Krillin

understand the logic of feminism

But what about then the FLOOR IS LAVA!? Landmines also?

Awesome superpower

That would be 0.01 times as hard, not harder.

The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away-- with MINDBULLETS.

the ability to increase the size of your dick, but only length.

Clearly you Republicans mistakenly see Trumps admittance into office as some sort of vindication proving you were right. However, it is only verification that you are idiots.

What if you do this until they are all dead?

Or ability to increase the length of your cock, but with a proportionate loss of girth

The power to have sex with your sister but, immediately after, getting thrown in jail.

I can already do that by stretching my dick.

The power to make girls cum but , they will want it regardless (the Dick )

Not when its hard you cant

the power to fast penis cum vagina X)

you're an absolute animal

Being a straight guy with and ass that has the power to give other men amazing orgasms