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Benjamin Butler
John Cooper
caaaaaaancer
Luis Price
[Memes on a cardboard box are an adequate way to gather many guards in one position for a large scale tactical takedown. Laugh at them from inside your cardboard fortress as they call over their friends to come 'check out this funny meme'.]
Brayden Robinson
Adrian Campbell
Memes Jack.
Nolan Martin
[Adding custom music is highly recommended. Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies more than Pequot roaring in overhead guns blazing with Oingo Boingo's 'I Love Little Girls' blaring in the background.]
Alexander Ramirez
Liam Stewart
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Brandon Edwards
[It occurs to the tooltip that the helicopter is Pequod, not Pequot. Close enough.]
Dylan Cook
Can I also customize the look of my air base? I could have sworn I overheard that traitorous Huey mention something about it!
Leo Williams
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Robert Watson
[Blowing up some vehicles (such as tanks) while they are occupied sometimes does not count as killing the occupants, though it is preferred that you steal the tanks via Fulton device.]
[You can select the paintjob and stations of both motherbase and your mobile command fortress (Pequod) in your iDroid.]
Brody Nguyen
There's memes and genes, but what else is there ending with enes?
Hudson Ramirez
So despite me literally murdering, by blowing up, the passengers inside I still get away scott free without a kill? Time to break out the LGM!
...Beans? pfffttt
Dylan Diaz
[Beware the Skulls, as the can sometimes make an otherwise smooth operation become terribly complicated rather swiftly. (See: Operations in the Angola-Zaire Border region of Africa.)]
Robert Gomez
without cock better
Jonathan Rodriguez
[This information is technically correct, though it is advised you set up decoys in the road to make them stop and plant C-4 on them instead to maximize kill power while allowing distance and safety.]
Kevin Bennett
So thats what those little tubes of me are made for? Here I thought it was to jest with the rookies and spook a few careless guards. How else may I maximize my use of inflatable decoys?
Gabriel Moore
[Inflatable decoys can be used a number of ways, ranging from knocking out and kidnapping guards with the Fulton and replacing them with the decoys, all the way to creating roadblocks for vehicles so you can steal them right off the road.]
Daniel Wood
Hold fire!
Thanks for the tips, tooltips, I'll be heading off. Don't work yourself down to the furry circuit and take care!
Aiden Wood
[It is advised you do not use D-Dog as a sex toy, as he has been trained to kill.]
[This game has an autosave feature, make sure to return to motherbase before closing the game after making changes so as not to lose progress.]
Bentley Jones
[When approaching a furry female, it is not entirely appropriate to mention shaving, and should be avoided at all costs.]
Easton Johnson
[You can disable tooltips anytime in the options menu. Just go to Options > Gameplay, and uncheck Enable Tooltips.]
Thomas Butler
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Bentley Kelly
[Please be sure to take a break from the game every once in a while to eat and step outside and stretch to prevent health problems.]
Brayden Cox
[Please do not try to utilize the cardboard box method in real life, as results may vary from those found in game.]
John Rogers
[If you find yourself under enemy fire, be sure to utilize cover appropriately. Remember, just because an enemy is firing on your position doesn't necessarily mean you've been discovered. He may just be acting upon a hunch, and you can still crawl away undetected to attack from a new angle.]
Lucas Gonzalez
What is square brackets guy talking about?
Andrew Morgan
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Nathan Bailey
[The Tooltip bar provides hints and control reminders to make your gameplay session easier.]
Josiah Allen
Adrian Ortiz
I am being pretty autismal, but it's only 'cause I'm exhausted and bored.
[Remember to use your Fulton Extraction system to gather more troops for Mother Base and the Diamond Dogs.]
Thomas Scott
Angel Harris
[Buy me a pack of cigarettes.]
Cooper Martinez
[Listen to Falling Satellites by Frost*]
Cooper Baker
HHNGGGHNGGGGGAAAAHHHH
Camden Robinson
[Some languages are undecipherable until you recruit or extract a linguistics specialist in that languages field.]
Jordan Williams
ur not the real Boss...
Juan Sullivan
Big Medic is Best Boss
Liam Peterson
[Shut up he volunteered for this.]
Juan Cox
[Boss get down! The enemy sniper... stay low and crawl along the ground, that should enable you to sneak past enemies.]
Xavier Murphy
[The real Big Boss actually has a severe fear of monsters hiding under his bed at night, and has been known to just sleep on a bedroll in a sleeping bag wherever he is.]
Brody Torres
[For a good time, get into a snipers line of sight and prep a decoy, then sneak behind them and activate it.]
Easton Adams
[that's an enemy gunship boss, its machine gun can tear a man in half. Don't let it see you!]
Charles Young
[Handling a gunship with steal requires planning and finesse. It also requires timing, luring, a Fulton Extraction Device, and a shipping container.]
Xavier Torres
{This is Big Boss... Solid Snake! Mission over, return now. THAT'S AN ORDER!! TURN OFF THE MSX!! ...Over}
Noah Green
[Boss? Quit fooling around out there! Boss! BOSS!?]
Joshua Sullivan
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Liam Fisher
[This is Pequod, arriving on station shortly!]
Jose Williams
[Pequod, standing by on station!]
Samuel Flores
[This is Pequod, lifting off! Proceeding to Mother Base!]
Hudson Lewis
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Levi Garcia
Bump?
Julian Reed
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Liam Bennett
Nice
Cameron Long
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Asher Lee
Always
Logan Morgan
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Xavier Rivera
That pic looks neat.
Sauce?
Caleb Rogers
Elijah Davis
What if the memes aren't spicy? I'm scared
Austin Sanchez
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Nathan Perez
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Nicholas Jackson
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Oliver Cox
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Jose Stewart
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Jordan Anderson
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Austin Morris
ty mate
Jackson Barnes
rip bread
Elijah Jackson
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Leo Anderson
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Camden Murphy
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Oliver Kelly
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Joshua Martinez
>pic very related
Logan James
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Grayson Reed
Cool to see someone post that edit I did
Angel Evans
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Asher Russell
Do you feel scandalized?
Asher Martinez
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Connor Gonzalez
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Kayden Collins
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Robert Brooks
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Jacob Price
ARE YOU NEW HERE, ED BOY?
Carter Diaz
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Angel Smith
that video was a cancerous growth of autism
Wyatt Wilson
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Caleb Campbell
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Elijah Cruz
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Ethan Jenkins
The dollar would be close to useless. If 3 million dollars is given away to every citizen for free, that'd mean it's almost worthless. Pretty much everyone would be almost at the same level as a poor person.
Adrian Diaz
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Eli Lewis
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Austin Gomez
I'd suck three million cocks for three million dollars.
Asher Jenkins
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Brody Murphy
floof
Julian Morales
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Caleb Richardson
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Kayden Robinson
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Michael Hernandez
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Jackson Long
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Gabriel Reed
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