Have to "baby sit" neighbor's daughter for a weekend

>have to "baby sit" neighbor's daughter for a weekend
>everyone's gone
>walk in room
>wat do?

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

stroke that pussy

Don't be a pedo and don't rek her life maybe?

>Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Idiot. if you did a 360 you would be facing the same direction

newfag?

ask her what she wants for dinner, walk out of room, not pedo.

>would fuck the shit out of that cat, tho

Get the fook outta there, m7.

Newfag?

hit a 180 and go back to the couch and go and watch tv.
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only if you walk in backwards, m8

hit a 180 and go back to the couch and go and watch youtube

>being this new
lurk moar phagets

Newfag?

and then ask the second girl in the pic what she wants for dinner

kiss that pussy!

Take the cat cause I like cats

kik

Grab the pussy!!!!!

>Idiot. if you did a 360 you would be facing the same direction

yeah but he said he would walk away so it doesnt matter what direction he's facing when he finishes his 360 because he's just going to walk where? oh yeah away

fuckin newfag

Stop being pedo

What if she consents tho

>turn 360
>tip fedora
>prepare whole bowl of eggs

beat me to it.

>Taking their bait
Lurk more faggot

not 18 can not consent or 17 if in some states ]

Tell her politely to get out of my room.

Everyone on this board is so new they won't get this post

>replying to bait
kekt pheg

...

>everyone's gone

Talk to Chris Hansen

taking the B8.

newfags. all of you.

>actually taking the most obvious of b8
how does it feel being this new?

Get a sheet on ur bed clean ur dirty skid marked underwear and stop playing with the pussy

take a pic and upload to teengallery i guess

this?

>Watermark.

>ask why she was pointing her ass at the door even though she heard me coming

>>actually taking the most obvious of b8
>how does it feel being this new?

falling for 5th level bait.

pathetic.

>getting baited this hard
newfag

>being b8et by such low quality b8

That's just sad son.

ITT: B8ception

summer in January?

>newfag
>>being b8et by such low quality b8
>That's just sad son.


>ITT: B8ception

hook, line and sinker.

@717824206

>Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

u would be in the spot moron haha

Probably

You're not funny kys

>trying this hard

Ride the pizza, kill the bike, eat the girl

@717825801

>kys

woah there pal put on the fucking brakes

dont you have a leafy or filthy frank video to watch little man?

>@717825801

@717826012

go on now, im sure you have school soon

>@
Get back on Twitter with the rest of society's trash

Just when you think you've seen it all...

@717826577

>implying Sup Forumss community is any better than twitter

you must put more effort in to use @...
Either remove/delete the >> or actually type out the post number each time....
kids today.....

>>trying this hard
>being this gay

Retard lmao

>being this butthurt

nb4 chris hansen

put a sheet on the bed

for fucks sake

What kind of mother lets an impulsive Sup Forumstard sit her daughter in The Current Year?

I think you forgot this
i

a good one?

>>being this butthurt
>kicking a dead horse

CIA FBI NSA walk in room.
wat ya do?

eye think yer a newphag

Is this you OP?
youtube.com/watch?v=46_d5XJ7L5c

>Being a dead horse

Damn the stache alone made me cringe

@717824106
What is this bigotery

>>Being a dead horse
having to have the last word

(You)

Maybe you should turn 720 and walk away!

read her an history

Need to know what post this is
goddammit

>(You)
thanks

she's old enough to not need a babysitter.
if they're asking you to take care of her,
they obviously giving permission to dick her.

gg wp ez

ur gonna lose that lp anyways

i would impregnate her and after 9 month stuff the baby in her asshole then such the baby and eat 10 logs of shit out of her nice ass , after all that i will drink her pussy juice mixed with some molten shit

suck*

babbies first post

wat ?

...

i would also consider eating her nice flat tiny boobs , cook them with some semen and then eat them furiously while she strokes my limp 2 inch dick

broh. its still summer, they just don't know it.

You're an edgy child who isn't funny

and then maybe collect 2 gallons of her spit and drink it , i will also , crunch on her old shit that is hard as rock

careful not to cut yourself on that edge
>muh edgy
fuck off nigger

>walk in
>high as shit
>wherethefuckami.wav
>"wtf are you doing user"
> walk out of room
>pass out on couch

>not pedo
Your mind tells you no, but you know your penis says yes

thats some chris hansen tier righ there

lolwat kiddo? Did your mommy forget to breastfeed you this morning?

btw that cat is really fucking hot omg , i would to fuck that cat ohhhhhhhhhhhh

your sister forgot to pussyfeed me
>calling people on Sup Forums kids

please kill yourself faggot

Fuck the cat
Pet the girl

why not fuck both , one is pussy and one has pussy , whats the difference

Fuck the pussy like it's there's no tomorrow.
Take the girl out for donuts