ITT: Weapon you used in last video game played is your defense against 200 niggers.
You receive one of these and so does Sean Connery (your only ally)
You have a defensive advantage. The two of you are in a minivan on top of a hill with the windows busted out.
Also, niggers have zero cover and zero weapons (other than dead niggers, possibly for battering rams)
How fucked are you?
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It'd be my dick. Also sage.
the casual swordsplosion
Those niggers are fucked.
Gauntlets of Hercules from God of war 3
So if I played hearthstone last how fucked am I?
Better you than me ;)
Nepgear's beam saber.
I think I'm good.
Light saber. Replayed kotor.
I guess I would be alright if I were a trained Dwarf Ranger, but given the shape I'm in...
Bow of innocent blood. yeah i'm chill
Harry potters wand
All the weaponry aboard a Leander-class cruiser from ww2. Should be a-okay.
Nigger bowling in a Ferrari sounds fun.
shit
I'm rolling with multiple particle uplink cannons then. Them niggers have no chance.
> sage
you better get like Gambit real quick.
I have a hemlock from TF2, im not gonna be a bitch and say i've got my tone because im not a pussy.
Dual wielding enchanted ebony axes that are maxed out legendary, one fire, one ice from my Skyrim char.
Niggers are fucked, Sean Connery can take a nap while I handle this.
>be me
>sean at my side
>two lonely towers of masculinity and martial prowess
>200 niggers approaching like zulu warriors smelling a drunk white girl
>"Sean, You ready?"
>"I wasch born ready, you little schithead"
>Sean grabs the motion tracker
>I raise my motion tracker
>We confirm that the niggers are, indeed, approaching
Me and sean have to operate one together so we don't break our arms, but i think we'll be okay besides the sprained wrists
>mfw me and Sean Connery are sitting in a pair of fully manned Eschatologue-class Dreadnaughts atop a junked minivan firing 'Caminus Yards Heart-Enders' and 'Cotterell & Hathersages Majesty' fore and aft
>mfw the Zea has never been this kind
It costs 150k bolts to fire this weapon for about as much as you want.
This genuinely made me laugh
Mk 20 EGLM from Arma 3
Had 6 mags and 7 40mm grenades, plus 3 defensive hand grenades
image relate
glorious
AMX 12t French Light tank with the 70mm 6 shot auto-loader. As long as I got a few buddies with me to man the guns (yes there are also lmgs on the tank) and reload while I drive, then we're fine.
I'm playing WOT too.
Me and my man Sean are sitting in a Minivan full of pills
>defensive hand grenades
Look, they've just had a rough day is all.
I guess I could bayonet some niggers before we get overwhelmed
Hell yeah boi, what's your ign?
...
I think Sean and I will be OK both wielding Lights Wrath.
200 niggnogs ? GGez
Shill harder
>>Played: Far Cry Primal
>>Armament: bow or club or spear
>>Assessment: "we're shurely fucked nae, schon"
Ahri from LoL, so her Orb thing, i guess?
Am I fucked?
>Dropping bombs on niggos
>All dead
>Sean be like "schick mir mehr, Deutschland ftw
>4 the Kaiser
Simon Belmont's whip
Invincibility star. Run like hell strait through the crowd.
Toussaint steel sword from witcher 3, oh boy
so john wick's gun?
awesome!
Im fucking Addam Jenson, walking weapon
MPX-SD40 from Door Kickers. Could be worse
Mass effect's chemical ammo shotgun with cooldown reducing circuits. Unlimited ammo, no reload. We'll be fine.
Niggas better start running
...
kek
cos of the delusional autism?
A bfg9000.
Not fucked.
Underrated post
the transforming beginner hinters axe from bloodborne.
...
hahahahahahaha
As an armchair general, these are my weapons
GTA V minigun son
i dont think an M18 hellcat will fit into a van
Minigun from GTA V. I'll be fine.
Marksman's pride from warriors orochi 3
I find the irony amusing
Doom. BFG.
What do you guys think?
Last weapon i played was aetish, thats so raven.
Roadhog's hook and shotgun... I'll be fine
MG15NA
from BF1
Literally designed for the proposed task.
Sean and I just take up a 180 degree angle. We have 400 rounds, at least (deployed with 200 for the light weight model).
Unless you count Pokemon being a weapon.
Either way, I'd be fine. Most of my pokeslaves have some sustain and AoE.
>Tfw you give Dragonite Protective Pads so it doesn't have to touch the niggers.
i played dwarf fortress so i have an dwarfen army in steal armor and shit
they are whell trained and slash through elvish siege´s like a hot knive through butter
180 degree angle has you shooting at each other, fagget. You are fucking dead.
The back-to-back was implied for anyone with an IQ>100.
Sorry you outed yourself as sub 100.
Your fatass isn't gonna fit back-to-back in a fucking minivan, neckbeard. Stick with your poke-fags.
Lucio's useless fucking boop gun.
Goddamnit.
Nice dude
180 degree field of fire implies shooting at each other. Back-to-back would be 360.
I find the fact that it's a sword for use against humans amusing. user is fucked.
>2 colt navies
Fuck.
-Activate hardcore gangster rap mixtape.mp3
-Watch niggers beat each other up in primal rage
>Useless boop gun
Both of us take up a 180 degree field of fire. Common sense dictates that we're not aiming at one another or in the same direction.
The common sense bit is the part you're lacking.
Let me know if you need help being funny next time. You didn't do so well the first few times.
I'm following the rules, homie. It says weapon and the only weapon lucio has is the boop gun.
If I get lucio's entire kit then we're fucking golden.
Lucio's gun emits music.
Do you even Overwatch?
>I have no argument so I'll resort to strawmen and a holier than thou position.
You're salty about something else, aren't you? It's okay, user. Let it out.
Pretty fucked. Pic related is my only party member at the moment, and it takes 4X damage from Dark types, so...
Fistful of frags?
Last game I played was TF2, was on a 20 killstreak before my power went out.
bring it niggers
A regular knife. I'm fucked
well i played mario 64, do i need to jump on their heads now?
Just about fatass neckbeard faggots pretending like they know something about military strategy after playing a few rounds of Call of Duty.
I'm a Force Recon Scout Sniper with 3 tours in places you aren't allowed to know about. No one would ever go "back to back", much less in a fucking minivan.
L96A1
>Force Recon Scout Sniper
PFFT, yeah okay buddy.
not I nor Sean are fucked at all because I played splinter cell chaos theory on pc earlier today and the weapon was sc-20k but without the sniper or shotgun attachment :(
>>im a force recon scout faggot
Stolen Valor faggot.
ak47 fuck you op shit thread
>How fucked are you?
If we can use the Weapon Art and call down lightning, not at all. If not, then still not very.
No real military would be caught in a situation where your only cover against two hundred unarmed niggers is a minivan. Your point is moot.
>Couldn't make it in the private sector
>Hop in the societal trash can that is the mmilitary
There were also niggers potentially coming from every angle. Go ahead and ignore your rear, retard. Obviously you don't sit facing the rear the entire time, especially not when there are no targets. Take your practical knowledge and shove it. This is fantasy land, welfare queen.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>uses gravity gun
>niggers thrown at more niggers
>accidentally pulls trigger in minivan
>minivan thrashes about killing you and sean
>mfw
not fucked at all...
>Browning Automatic Rifle
>unless we run out of ammo
laughs were had
Am I in crown heights? As a Jew that's one of the few places I'd have to worry. Otherwise we generally get along ok. Now white neo Nazi scum, those fucks worry me.
Anyway the tank killing gun in battlefield 1.