Just fucked my first hooker

Just fucked my first hooker.

Awful experience. Slut was rude as fuck, bossy and didnt do shit. My advice you get what you pay for. Don't go for this specials. She was young but man was it some of the most garbage sex ever.

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How much you pay?
>What did you do?

This

she gave me head then literally just laid there and would only do missionary. She would left up her shirt but no touching licking or biting her tits. Her pussy was unshavin crap. It was tight as fuck though and I cam like crazy.

$60 but honestly it was worth like $20. Rather of bought a video game or something.

>sixty dollars to violate someone else's body
>expecting VIP service

you're all kinds of stupid, you know that? if anything you got way more than 60 bucks worth.

That's what sixty shekels gets you.

I mean I guess. You can get free sex from college chicks. When a bitch says full service and willing to please you kinda except her to be able to do shit instead of everythings off limits.

Also i'd of at least like to get the hand job and blow job without a condom before fucking but everything was with a condom.

Yeah man this guys right, I thought you were gonna say like 200$ or somethin but 60$?

I'm surprised she gave you anything more than a handjob

>"Biting her tits"

Yea no fucking wonder she was like no.

tits or gtfo

>You can get free sex from college chicks
Well by that logic it makes you far more retarded for not going for the free option and using those amazing social skills

Should have just finished in her mouth OP.
When they're giving me attitude, I make hole in the rubber. That way when I cum, down the hatch it goes. Hold their head.
I've fought a couple pimps over it. I just high tail it out of there.
>2004 Supercharged Mach 1 vs Muh Cadillac

This.
A stripper once offered to blow me for $250. I'm not an attractive person so I figured I was getting a $50 Ugly tax. I declined.

THis is the girl I could of had at $220. Problem was she was 35 minutes away driving and I've got work and class at 3. She also wasnt avaliable until 2:45. Should of just said fuck it and waited till another day.

Sex is never free senpai, never

A decent meal for two costs sixty bucks and most college girls will do things they never had before if a confident guy buys them a nice dinner, this is true. But the whole confidence part is where most fail.

A handy and vag access is 'full service', just like a guy looking at your dipstick and wiping your windows at a gas station is 'full service'. If you wanted unrestricted access and her to be happy about it, you're going to have to pay more than double digits.

If OP wasnt some obese neckbearded faggot though then yea.

I didnt ask for bitting I just wanted to suck and touch. Also every single thing I did she said was to rough and to slow down.

People who say senpai are exactly the type to know everything about sex

>paid 60 dollars to fuck

i mean i live in one of the most expensive countrys so i might be a bit deluded
but i never had a good hooker for an hour under 300 dollars (or swiss franks, they are nearly 1:1)

Its really all about privacy. Last semester I messed around at school and it got back around and I just dont want that bs.

>no touching her tits

Duse, you should ask for your money back

oh and btw
"Give me the money back or i leave right now, this is not what i paid for"
usualy works if you are a bit consistent
"i will call the authorities if i have to" always works

Kek wow every step of the way you got what was coming to you, how did you not think of the possible consequences before doing anything?

Ionno back in my day bitches didnt kiss and tell every fucking girl they knew. Would of been consider a whore. Now everyone likes to share.

Meh, it costs more for sex here with a 50 year old hag. One time i paid 120 for a hj but it was so worth it.

Ah, i remember my first hooker... A couple of months ago.
Beautiful, very willing and hot af. Best 300 euro for 2 hours spent.
One week later i tried again with a different one, this time paying 80 euros.
Rude, totally not hot, and suddenly asks for more money. I left.

And that's how i learned a valuable lesson: good things don't come cheap and don't last long.

60 bucks for busting a load in a chick's pussy is a pretty good deal.

You work and you go to school and you still think it's 'could of' and 'should of'.

You fucking retard

I can type could have and should have if you prefer but, is that really the point?

You're probably a smelly ugly cunt.

The point is you've only just learned this.

The point is obfuscated if the language is incorrect, moron.
If you want to make a point, express it properly or run the risk of damaging the effectiveness of your point.

Maybe you're a disgusting bastard?

dont know where you come from but where i live you get for 50euro some hot bitch for half an hour and she will give you the time of your life but without love

Looks like i knew more than that guy which was probably you senpai

Again the whole moral of the story is you get what you pay for.

> $60
Complain about shitty service and no fetish, tsk tsk tsk.

Link to her ad please

nah that gives away to much.

I'd say he got a hell of a fucking bargain if his penis entered a tight vagina

What do you mean, she doesn't have your face on her ad.

ye, if he only payed 60$ he got more than what he payed for.

I normaly pay around 300$, and those girls give the most awsome experience. Totaly worth it. Also started fucking one of the girls for free.

where did you find her? and is OP a pic of her?

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>raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-number-40-40-40-40-40-come-have-the-time-of-your-life/31861533

>be Thursday and need some money to party on the weekend
>faggot neckbeard keeps messaging me for a quickie
>need money so show up
>cheap fuck only offers to pay $60 when my prices are more
>w/e need money so just toss his dick in my mouth for a few minutes and assume missionary
>fat fuck sweating all over me hurry up and finish
"let me bite your tits"
>wtfno.png
>fat nerd literally cums in a few minutes
>not worth

Best post of the day

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rofl please contact her and let her know OP is a faggot. find more details about OP.

I wonder if you paid for a full hour she'd let you do more to her.

Jesus. Bossed by a hooker? How fucking Beta is that?

if i was gonna pay for sex, Id drop more and get an escort. I'd only ever get an escort for fetish play anyway. The other night I asked my girlfriend if she had any kinks or turn ons and she looked at me like I had 2 heads and said its weird to talk about sex.

>without condom
topkek you are so fucking dumb. Or course you have to wear a fucking condom for a BJ. do you think she wants genital herpes on her face? For only 60 dollars?

I had BBBJ from a very clean Asian escort, her ad says she is 22 but I think she is late 20s or early 30's.