>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do
Wake up
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Look for a cock to penetrate me.
this
See how much I can fit in my pussy
First thing that came into my mind.
I'd also suck cock deepthroat without being called gay.
nail my own tits to a park bench
be happy that my wish came true =D
turn 360 degrees and walk away
And be labeled whore, get prank called at night and always be uncomfortable around men the rest of your lives.
Enjoy
>take picture
>post on Sup Forums
>ask wat do
touch boobs
Yes. Is that a problem?
wtf im white
Being hated and used?
You can be that as a man as well so why aren't you.
>You can be that as a man as well so why aren't you.
Because I don't have a pussy.
Set up MFC account
Make bank doing what I already do.
gay
any more of this cutie pie?
Secretly. A little bit, maybe.
Go back to bed, masturbate furiously, just to see how it is for the other side.
When I'm done, have done some stretches, gotten rehydrated and fed, I'll go find a scientist and ask them how I ended up in this state.
start rubbing my pussy fast af
force everythig from the fridge up my vagina
lie on bed and pee everywhere
masturbate until I pass out
pee again and rub it all over myself
take a shit and masturbate with it
get cleaned up
go and find some niggers to fuck me
buy a dog
>brush hair
>get dressed
>go to work
I'd fap.... wait... damn it
I'd post the rest of the set to my bros on the 4channer
only this one pic and image search turns up nothing
Masturbate until I really do wake up.
the fuck is wrong with you
Lose my virginity, should be easier now
Sleep for another hour
"little bit"
100% massive gay
This is the only right answer
shut up, nigger
Is it gay if i fucked her when a man was her?
ask my sister to show me how everything works down there
Become a third wave feminazi, make losers looking for pussy become feminist, tease them a lil then come out as a lesbian, fuck all of you.
Stop making such a stupid face, for starters.
is that really the same girl?
Welcome to Sup Forums, faggot.
underrated post
Always wanted a source for this. Never found any more pictures of her.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
It's at least the same room.
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
why would you buy a dog, you sick fuck?
home security
and to have sex with
it's a win-win
I'd be happy that I lost like 200 lbs.
then I'd go out and buy a new wardrobe
Buy a new mirror, this one's obviously defunct.
>and to have sex with
never change, Sup Forums
Finally can start making money without even having to get out of bed.
...
Make a living out of my favourite hobby, masturbating in front of strangers on the internet
Kek
>the fuck is wrong with you
I know right who wants to get fucked by a nig nog
gay
finally I can go in the bathroom with my sister
shoot her with cum
buy dildo and fuck my self , suck on my titties and rape myself , then drink my own molten shit after worshiping my feet
blast it with piss
Use my pussy to exploit rich dudes into buying me nice things
You'd walk backwards
newfag detected
I'd probably start seducing young boys
and young girls, what the hell
turn 360 degrees then wank myself off with a cucumber
360 degrees is a full circle. You'd face the mirror again.
I think you meant 180 degrees?
turn 2 pi radians then moonwalk out
Celebrate fervently.
take a shower, fix myself some breakfast
1.Squat over a mirror for half an hour looking at my Vagina
2,Finger Vagina.. feels good
3.Take a video of myself fingering myself
4. Get something to eat
5.Whilst in the kitchen, find something large to fuck myself with
6.Take a video of myself fucking myself whilst watching a video of myself fingering myself.
7. Leave the house and find a huge dick to bounce up and down on
set to work on becoming the new Hotkinkyjo
and try to get a video done eventually of taking a real horse dick up the ass
Finger myself immediately.
exacly ! ! acctually i would do the same i think try some vegi's or other stuff. AND i would finaly mastubate and enhoy anal without feeling gulty for doing anal ....
I like your thinking
That's the Sup Forums of old!