Wake up

>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do

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Look for a cock to penetrate me.

this

See how much I can fit in my pussy

First thing that came into my mind.
I'd also suck cock deepthroat without being called gay.

nail my own tits to a park bench

be happy that my wish came true =D

turn 360 degrees and walk away

And be labeled whore, get prank called at night and always be uncomfortable around men the rest of your lives.

Enjoy

>take picture
>post on Sup Forums
>ask wat do

touch boobs

Yes. Is that a problem?

wtf im white

Being hated and used?

You can be that as a man as well so why aren't you.

>You can be that as a man as well so why aren't you.

Because I don't have a pussy.

Set up MFC account

Make bank doing what I already do.

gay

youtube.com/watch?v=4VPmEKRNDDo

any more of this cutie pie?

Secretly. A little bit, maybe.

Go back to bed, masturbate furiously, just to see how it is for the other side.
When I'm done, have done some stretches, gotten rehydrated and fed, I'll go find a scientist and ask them how I ended up in this state.

start rubbing my pussy fast af

force everythig from the fridge up my vagina
lie on bed and pee everywhere
masturbate until I pass out
pee again and rub it all over myself
take a shit and masturbate with it
get cleaned up
go and find some niggers to fuck me
buy a dog

>brush hair
>get dressed
>go to work

I'd fap.... wait... damn it

I'd post the rest of the set to my bros on the 4channer

only this one pic and image search turns up nothing

Masturbate until I really do wake up.

the fuck is wrong with you

Lose my virginity, should be easier now

Sleep for another hour

"little bit"

100% massive gay

This is the only right answer

shut up, nigger

Is it gay if i fucked her when a man was her?

ask my sister to show me how everything works down there

Become a third wave feminazi, make losers looking for pussy become feminist, tease them a lil then come out as a lesbian, fuck all of you.

Stop making such a stupid face, for starters.

is that really the same girl?

Welcome to Sup Forums, faggot.

underrated post

Always wanted a source for this. Never found any more pictures of her.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

It's at least the same room.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

why would you buy a dog, you sick fuck?

home security
and to have sex with

it's a win-win

I'd be happy that I lost like 200 lbs.

then I'd go out and buy a new wardrobe

Buy a new mirror, this one's obviously defunct.

>and to have sex with

never change, Sup Forums

Finally can start making money without even having to get out of bed.

...

Make a living out of my favourite hobby, masturbating in front of strangers on the internet

Kek

>the fuck is wrong with you
I know right who wants to get fucked by a nig nog

gay

finally I can go in the bathroom with my sister

shoot her with cum

buy dildo and fuck my self , suck on my titties and rape myself , then drink my own molten shit after worshiping my feet

blast it with piss

Use my pussy to exploit rich dudes into buying me nice things

You'd walk backwards

newfag detected

I'd probably start seducing young boys

and young girls, what the hell

turn 360 degrees then wank myself off with a cucumber

360 degrees is a full circle. You'd face the mirror again.

I think you meant 180 degrees?

turn 2 pi radians then moonwalk out

Celebrate fervently.

take a shower, fix myself some breakfast

1.Squat over a mirror for half an hour looking at my Vagina
2,Finger Vagina.. feels good
3.Take a video of myself fingering myself
4. Get something to eat
5.Whilst in the kitchen, find something large to fuck myself with
6.Take a video of myself fucking myself whilst watching a video of myself fingering myself.
7. Leave the house and find a huge dick to bounce up and down on

set to work on becoming the new Hotkinkyjo

and try to get a video done eventually of taking a real horse dick up the ass

Finger myself immediately.

exacly ! ! acctually i would do the same i think try some vegi's or other stuff. AND i would finaly mastubate and enhoy anal without feeling gulty for doing anal ....

I like your thinking

That's the Sup Forums of old!