What an eggcellent thread.
What an eggcellent thread
Brayden Jackson
Luis Flores
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Alexander Green
tfw not presently experiencing suspension bondage
Brody Ross
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Bentley Clark
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Gabriel Miller
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Daniel Martinez
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Wyatt Phillips
Come see me, we can rectify this.
David Price
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Oliver Reed
How can I achieve such body type? Such rear?
Alexander Martinez
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Camden Gomez
Are fleshlights/tengas worth it? I'm thinking about getting one on the cheap if I can...
Nathan Brooks
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Robert Scott
o-ok
will you wear remi's hat for me senpai
honestly you're not gonna get that skinny and that much ass at the same time kinda gotta go with one or the other
Robert Cooper
Drop your calorie intake to like 1500, and squats all day every day
Eli Torres
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Aiden Watson
I will wear it on my dick.
Elijah Thomas
Not true. Squats and genetics baby
Brayden Gray
Marking that down to 1200
James Barnes
Math time
Lets take the volume of the biggest dildo I can take: XL Chance (=cylinder of cock)
1.4in radius, 15in length = 92.36in^3
There are about 5 eggs in a cup. 1 cup = 14.44in^3
It would take ~32 eggs to rival the size of the XL chance.
A large chance (1.1in radius, 12in length) is 45.62in^3, or about 16 eggs.
Chase Turner
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Charles Nelson
Then out of those two I would choose just the behind obviously.
Xavier Martinez
Get this one
lovehoney.com
Charles Hughes
that's a compromise
I've never seen a male capable of achieving that sans implants
I'm way too sleepy to understand how that math works
squats
Colton Bennett
I would wear one if I had one. I'd wear it all the time.
Cooper Richardson
1+1 = bake a pretty cake
Adam Garcia
I lowkey want a ran-sama hat
when I googled that I got lazy town memes
we are number one but every time they say one scales puts another egg up his butt
Jose Taylor
>lovehoney
but im not in bongistan
Justin Flores
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Brayden Stewart
That is literally a link to the US store
Josiah Bennett
I could get behind that. We should get 2hu hats they would make our lives better.
John Reyes
Granted, that twinkish form is just absurdly hard to pull off without being a female, but you can get close.
U rack disciprine
Ian Gomez
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Jaxon Howard
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Carson Hughes
You wanna know whats really strange?
If I told you that I spent all of last night getting banged in the ass by a lithuanian athlete while dressed as a girl - you would all think it was weird.
But you're cool about looking at this stuff.
Jaxon Bennett
amazon.com
yours was easy
I mean I was almost that skinny once but I was eating fewer than 1000 calories a day at the time and my doctor told me to stop it
the ass didn't happen
Charles Gonzalez
Dev should becone a bubblebutt twink.
Jaxon Thompson
Don't be sassy with me; I'll give you a link to my dick in your butt.
Dylan Powell
I worry it would be too small for my head.
Kayden Evans
Is that a threat or a promise?
Brody Butler
actually, no, that wouldn't be weird at all. There's a lithuanian guy who hangs out here, lives in the UK, pretty sure he's an exclusive top. Not sure if he's into crossdressing but really that's not too far off.
I guess he isn't an athlete though.
yeah it doesn't look adult male sized
Thomas Green
Both. Maybe I'll just make you my fleshlight instead.
Zachary Lopez
Damn Asians and their tiny heads/bodies.
Leo Walker
Nah, just get the one I linked to, it's cheaper and easier to clean
Connor Nelson
also damn touhou characters all literally being small girls
I might get this marisa hat though that sounds dope
Angel Garcia
I'd think that I'm jealous that I didn't get banged in my ass last night while being tied up and crossdressing.
Brayden Perez
Are you tiny enough to fit into it?
I love marissa she's my second favorite.
Blake Walker
marisa's in my top 3, it's like ran/marisa/youmu
probably not Im big heda
Jordan Edwards
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Xavier Nelson
lol i do this for 6 weeks every year. He pays me $4000 to act as his "daughter".
Nathan Rogers
whore
Christopher Allen
man I'd do that shit for free, goddamn
Robert Cox
You jelly.
Wyatt Morgan
Let me destroy your childhood
>Never wanted to be a rabbit so much in my life
David Fisher
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Andrew Murphy
Faggot.
Austin Bailey
Not really, I'd do this for free with this guy, we were already friends. Its actually a lot of work - i have to do everything in character.
Austin Anderson
no shit
Alexander Howard
Not the fun kind.
Jason Torres
glad you clarified
Austin Nguyen
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Aaron Bennett
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Brody Gomez
Not him, but I kinda jelly.
Evan Gonzalez
I wish I had wings
Mason Rogers
Well, not the role playing part necessarily. Not too into that, but the crossdressing and fucking? AND getting mad dosh for it? Hell yeah!
Charles Collins
I wish I was a dragon
Robert Hernandez
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David Flores
what would it be like to fly away?
Evan Peterson
youtube.com
It'd be like flying.
Carter Baker
>"grab my collar and fuck me"
Jose Hill
man people need to stop linking me anime music I feel like such a weeb enjoying it
Jacob Collins
That's not what it says.
"anime"
P&S is a borderline porno
Gavin Watson
But that's what I would say.
Tyler Thomas
but it is anime
Brayden Ortiz
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Isaac Kelly
But is it good
Landon Peterson
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Samuel Baker
as if I've seen it
I'm out
hibye
Cooper Watson
hello goodbye
Hunter Green
go watch it
bye
hugs
Daniel Wright
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Austin Rogers
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Noah Scott
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Chase Phillips
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Lucas Cooper
do not eat
Oliver Butler
One of my biggest turn ons is reading peoples anal exploits.
But i dont know enough gay people willing to share their experiences.
Any of you sissies into some hard self fucking?
Jace Collins
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Isaac Lopez
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Samuel Adams
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Kayden Reed
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Nolan Smith
why are you doing this
Anthony Perry
Boredom
Austin Edwards
i have four packages waiting for me at college and i only know what two of them are
Luke Sullivan
DICKS
Easton Turner
i hope not
Andrew James
dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks
Jackson Walker
that would be most unfortunate
Nicholas Murphy
*fortunate
Caleb Hernandez
my parents will be in the room when i open said packages
Sebastian Williams
even better