What's your favorite Seinfeld moment?

What's your favorite Seinfeld moment?

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the one where george has a tiny penis

I liked the episode where you can see Elaine's nipple on the Christmas card.

Kramer was never funny.

I WAS IN THE POOL

you are the worst kind of person

You are a very, very bad man!!

These peanuts sure are making me thirsty

JAMBALAYA

Serenity now! Serenity now!

So like every episode with George?

>The pig says 'My wife is a slut'?

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>The sea was angry that day my friends

the one where through an unfortunate set of circumstances kramer becomes the leader of local KKK and goes on a lynching spree thinking its 1920's

Any frank costanza line

Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!

hey pussybreath, newman said jambalaya, not frank

do you ever get to see it?

yeah, NBC caught so much shit from the FCC for that

this, also i liked elaine in the first 5-6 seasons but afther that she become really boring

HNN
I STOP SHORT

or
>He lives in a plastic bubble
>A bubble?
>A bubble
Everything Brian Murray says in that scene is perfect

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I like the episode where Costanza and Kramer accidentally start a turf war with a Filipino street gang

Oh, I, uh, I disagree. You've, uh, you've been living in America too
long.

(indicates the bag of oranges)

You've forgotten what it's like to have
no oranges.

Youre right, I also missed
I guess I'm not a true fan :(

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Name a cuter Seinfeld girl than her

Was it really about nothing?

Honestly I like comedians in cars getting coffee more than I do Seinfeld. Discussion on the intricacies of how comedy works is fascinating to me. I think bill burr put it perfectly by saying how nobody realizes that Jerry is actually an angry guy. The best comedians are just genuine fucking people that don't sugar coat the world and point out the stupidity in the world we live in.

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The candy lineup

I don't get the cult surrounding comedians at all. I figure it's got something to do with the Internet age, any asshole can spout their shitty opinion on their own soapbox so comedians that do it well and get paid for it are worshiped.

All of them, even Kathy Griffith

Even Estelle? I would maybe fuck Jerry's mom

Do you remember Jerry's first dad?

but hes always been white

George is dead!
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I'm curious about that, can I see it on television?

How do you watch it?

The one where Kramer said he's not doing so good.
The audience was laughing so hard.

Don't forget that he's a Jew.

You got me, I'd fuck that blonde first, BUT I'd fuck Estelle too

I think some boxes give access to crackle, but off the website is best.

The switching.

>tfw I'm 23 stocky short and can already see signs of balding

I'm destined to be George in 20 years
And I'm okay with it

You wont get to bang lots of women like he did though

Funny that most of my favorite comedians predate the net.

I don't worship any comedian, I just like comedy in general and love to hear discussion on it.

The show is great because you can tell the people who just get it from the people who are trying so hard to carry this whole idea of themselves they push and the "internet age" eats up their phony shit.

>I'm destined to be George in 20 years

alot less than that, also his character is 31 in the show.

I wasn't talking specifically about you, and I like that show as well. I just meant this recent explosion in interest in stand up, podcasts, twitter anything related to comedians. There's something more to it than just liking to laugh, on some level

the "loser" girl

Ben Stiller's wife?

YOU ARE RUINING INDEPENDENT GEORGE

>George walking back into work after quitting as if nothing happened, then trying to slip his boss a message because of movies

He is Sup Forums incarnate and it is hilarious

I didn't even know there was a shit ton of stuff discussing comedy out there, is it really that saturated?

Curb Your Enthusiasm

yes.

>mickey

I hate this fucking phone

>i've got a flash for you, joyboy

>>George walking back into work after quitting as if nothing happened
Larry David actually did this during his one year tenure writing for SNL. Nobody seemed to notice

I also did it once, didn't show up for the weekend at a shitty job, came in monday intending to quit in person and instead got congratulated by the store manager for working so well on such a busy weekend. Worked another two weeks before actually quitting

when that bitch laughed i could honesty strangle the life out of her

George and his answering machine message is the funniest moment in television history.
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Who is the Asian supposed to be?

I'm the assman

Jerry

This is pretty disappointing, from what I remember.

Summer of George is pretty great

Overrated kike shit. Redditors get mad.

I don't like that they reused the season 7 ending. It's much funnier for them to go "eh, want some coffee?" after a death than George's weird accident

this guy was the best, and you can see jerry trying so hard not to laugh the whole time

Dolores?

Mulva?

When the series ended.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT LIKED THAT LINE

Bizzaro Jerry is my favorite episode. When Jerry acts like Kramer's wife after he gets a job it makes me laugh everytime

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You can see Jerry smirking a lot up through season 4

And you want to be my latex salesman

but that was george

Dolores

I think it moved

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The end of The Summer of George.

Make love to that wall, pervert.

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You know what you have to do now.

List the try-hards.

Is that when the cigarette smoke fucked up his face?

The bank? It BURNED! It's GONE!

>he took IT out

WHO!?
WHO DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR THE RRRIBBON!?

OH, I WANTED TO SEE THAT.
THANKS.
THANKS A LOT.

>Superman race
> Neumann driving down highway " oh the humanity"
> Neumann "tell the world my story"
>the skit where they try to watch tv Ina house for sale pretending to out bid one another

>clearly a show with a comedic take on the every day troubles of urban city dwellers

>hurr its a show about nothing :^)

What do you mean it moved?

That's the joke fella

Boy you really went bald their didn't ya?

>studio audience howls with laughter
>jerry makes eye-contact with the camera and shrugs
>slide whistle

>It’s where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my mother.

Bosco

It's "pretzels", you fucking cocksucker.

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BECAUSE HE'S MYYYY BUTLER