if Vladimir Putin jumped out of a plane he'd be Vladimir Parachutin
If Vladimir Putin jumped out of a plane he'd be Vladimir Parachutin
kys
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If Vladimir Putin showed some respect to Stalin he'd bei Vladimir Salutin
If Vladimir Putin had girly boobs, he'd be Vladimir Futin
If Vladimir put in grew up in orphanage, stfu faggotst
If Vladimir Putin was a nigger he'd be Vladimir Dindutin
If Vladimir Putin was one of the chosen people, he'd be Vladimir Jewtin
If Vladimir Putin loved the Tsarina he'd be Vladimir Rasputin
If Vladimir Putin wrote the laws of gravity, he'd be Vladimir Newton.
If Vladimir Putin made his fav to be US President, he'd be Vladimir Putin.
>oh w8
if vladimir putin shat he'd be vladimir pooin
If Vladimir Putin were black, he'd be a nigger.
If Vladimir Putin farted, he'd be Vladimir Putin.
Silent, but deadly.
If Vladimir Putin played the tinwhistle he'd be Vladimir Dootin
If Vladimir Putin baked bread he'd be Vladimir Gluten
If Vladimir Putin used to run Sup Forums, he'd be Vladimir Mootin.
If Vladimir Putin was a cowboy, he'd be Vladimir Rootin Tootin
If Vladimir Putin was in an orchestra, he would be Vladimir Flutin.
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You can joke about Vladimir Putin only once.
If Vladimir putin was a owl he would be Vladimir hooting
If Vladimir Putin had a gun he would be Vladmimir Shootin
If Vladimir Putin were a pirate he'd be Vladimir Lootin'
If Vladimir Putin baked some eggs, he'd be Vladimir Cookin
Залогинься
Kek respects the god-emperor
If Vladimir Putin made tea he would be Vladimir Brewton
If Vladimir Putin knew calculus he'd be Vladimir Computin
If Vladimir Putin was a chineese car, he'd be Vladimir Polution
If Vladimir Putin was a tree, he would be Vladimir Rooting
Так, а ну быстро тишину, блять, поймали, пиздюки.
If Vladimir Putin had fapped he'd be Vladimir Nuttin
If Vladimir Putin were wasted he'd be Vladimir Bootin
If Vladimir Putin was the nucleus of hydrogen-2 he'd be Vladimir Deuton
if Vladimir Putin had celiac he'd be Vladimir Gluten
If Vladimir Putin had a vespa he'd be be Vladimir Scootin
If Vladimir Putin had gonorrhea he would be Vladimir itchin
In Mother Russia, Vladimir Putin DNC emails into Assange's butt.
In Holy America, Donaldson J. Trumpskin felches emails from Assange's butt.
If Vladimir Putin was instead named Ivan he would instead be Ivan Putin
If Vladimir Putin were a Nigger he would be Vladimir lootin
if Vladimir putin did meth he'd be Vladimir shootin
Do you even understand how this works?
If OP was a Faggot, he'd start a Putin rhyme thread
if Vladimir putin was an apple he'd be Vladimir fruitin
Who is this goddess?
If Vladimir Putin was getting ready for a fancy gala, he'd be Vladimir Putinontheritz
maybe he talks funny
Huh... i wonder if that kateelife watermark could glean some evidence... stupid fuck.
If Vladimir Putin were a cocaine dealer, he'd be Vladimir Zootin
Vladmira Putinski
If Vladimir Putin were Vice President Mike Pence, he'd be Vladimir Electrocutin.
This is the worst rhyming thread I've ever seen, and you're not helping.
No part of your post rhymed. Go back to the trap threads and get slimed.
You're such a fucking fag, and your mother was a hag.
So don't call me out all cocky because we all know you crave the bukkake.
If Vladimir Putin had a motorized wheelchair he'd be Vladimir Scootin'
Why waste 3 rhymes on that dumb shit? He already made himself look like a tit.
This is a putin rhyme thread, yet you posted to insult instead.
Yes I'm a hypocrite it's true, but fucking hell you're all so new.