If Vladimir Putin jumped out of a plane he'd be Vladimir Parachutin

if Vladimir Putin jumped out of a plane he'd be Vladimir Parachutin

kys

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If Vladimir Putin showed some respect to Stalin he'd bei Vladimir Salutin

If Vladimir Putin had girly boobs, he'd be Vladimir Futin

If Vladimir put in grew up in orphanage, stfu faggotst

If Vladimir Putin was a nigger he'd be Vladimir Dindutin

If Vladimir Putin was one of the chosen people, he'd be Vladimir Jewtin

If Vladimir Putin loved the Tsarina he'd be Vladimir Rasputin

If Vladimir Putin wrote the laws of gravity, he'd be Vladimir Newton.

If Vladimir Putin made his fav to be US President, he'd be Vladimir Putin.
>oh w8

if vladimir putin shat he'd be vladimir pooin

If Vladimir Putin were black, he'd be a nigger.

If Vladimir Putin farted, he'd be Vladimir Putin.

Silent, but deadly.

If Vladimir Putin played the tinwhistle he'd be Vladimir Dootin

If Vladimir Putin baked bread he'd be Vladimir Gluten

If Vladimir Putin used to run Sup Forums, he'd be Vladimir Mootin.

If Vladimir Putin was a cowboy, he'd be Vladimir Rootin Tootin

If Vladimir Putin was in an orchestra, he would be Vladimir Flutin.

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You can joke about Vladimir Putin only once.

If Vladimir putin was a owl he would be Vladimir hooting

If Vladimir Putin had a gun he would be Vladmimir Shootin

If Vladimir Putin were a pirate he'd be Vladimir Lootin'

If Vladimir Putin baked some eggs, he'd be Vladimir Cookin

Залогинься

Kek respects the god-emperor

If Vladimir Putin made tea he would be Vladimir Brewton

If Vladimir Putin knew calculus he'd be Vladimir Computin

If Vladimir Putin was a chineese car, he'd be Vladimir Polution

If Vladimir Putin was a tree, he would be Vladimir Rooting

Так, а ну быстро тишину, блять, поймали, пиздюки.

If Vladimir Putin had fapped he'd be Vladimir Nuttin

If Vladimir Putin were wasted he'd be Vladimir Bootin

If Vladimir Putin was the nucleus of hydrogen-2 he'd be Vladimir Deuton

if Vladimir Putin had celiac he'd be Vladimir Gluten

If Vladimir Putin had a vespa he'd be be Vladimir Scootin

If Vladimir Putin had gonorrhea he would be Vladimir itchin

In Mother Russia, Vladimir Putin DNC emails into Assange's butt.
In Holy America, Donaldson J. Trumpskin felches emails from Assange's butt.

If Vladimir Putin was instead named Ivan he would instead be Ivan Putin

If Vladimir Putin were a Nigger he would be Vladimir lootin

if Vladimir putin did meth he'd be Vladimir shootin

Do you even understand how this works?

If OP was a Faggot, he'd start a Putin rhyme thread

if Vladimir putin was an apple he'd be Vladimir fruitin

Who is this goddess?

If Vladimir Putin was getting ready for a fancy gala, he'd be Vladimir Putinontheritz

maybe he talks funny

Huh... i wonder if that kateelife watermark could glean some evidence... stupid fuck.

If Vladimir Putin were a cocaine dealer, he'd be Vladimir Zootin

Vladmira Putinski

If Vladimir Putin were Vice President Mike Pence, he'd be Vladimir Electrocutin.

This is the worst rhyming thread I've ever seen, and you're not helping.

No part of your post rhymed. Go back to the trap threads and get slimed.

You're such a fucking fag, and your mother was a hag.

So don't call me out all cocky because we all know you crave the bukkake.

If Vladimir Putin had a motorized wheelchair he'd be Vladimir Scootin'

Why waste 3 rhymes on that dumb shit? He already made himself look like a tit.

This is a putin rhyme thread, yet you posted to insult instead.

Yes I'm a hypocrite it's true, but fucking hell you're all so new.