If Dick Butt wasn't feeling well, he'd be Sick Butt

If Dick Butt wasn't feeling well, he'd be Sick Butt.

If Dick Butt was a girl, he'd be Chick Butt.

If he were a magician, he'd be Trick Butt

If he was fighting someone, he'd be Kick Butt

If Dick Butt was a farmer, he'd be Hick Butt.

If he had anorexia, he'd be Stick Butt

If he was cool he'd be slick butt

If he forgot to use toilet paper, he'd be Shit Butt

If Dick Butt got circumcised, he'd be Dick Cut.

If he was Mexican he would be spic butt

if he was sexy he would be thicbutt

If Dick Butt was black, he'd be Nog Butt

If Dick Butt was a cat, he'd be Lick Butt.

If Dick Butt was Australian, he'd be Mick Butt

If he was andy sixx, he's be "i want to suck a log of shit out of that dude's butt"

If Dick Butts name was Richard, he'd be Dick Butt

If Dick Butt did not exist, he'd be Nothin Butt

If Dick Butt was in a fight, he'd be Head Butt.

If Dick Butts name was Rick, he'd be Rick Butt

If he was a golfer, he'd be Dick Putt.

If Dick Butt was a pharaoh, he's be Dick Tut

If he was andy sixx, hes be hey little fangirl, do you wanna duck a bog one from my butt?

If he wanted to lick andy sixx's asshole after suvking a warm brown steaming shit out of it, hed be lick butt

If he became president of the United States, he'd be called Dick Trump

If he wanted to make andy sixx cum from locking his asshole, hed still be lick butt

If Dick Butt was a butt on a dick, he'd be Butt Dick