We all have secrets

We all have secrets.

Tell your secrets here.

Secret/advice/vent thread

I came to work super early and parked next to the CEO so he would see me there. When I opened my car door the wind took it and smashed my car door into the side of his black BMW. It left a huge ass dent with white paint in it.

I got back in my car and parked in the back.

kek

do you think anyone saw?

I absolutely saw several people who saw it. To top it off it's a small company of like 150 people.

I have more secrets.

My seat fingered my mom's car in the back of her friend

I'm tempted to buy Viagra from the banner add on 4chin but I worry that it's a total scam and I will regret for the rest of my life giving them my credit card number and mailing address.

>old oldfag here, need the Viagra. Costs $30 a pill, yes, $30 a pill, in US at pharmacies. Costs less than $1 a pill on 4chin banner ad. I happen to know the cost per pill is less than a penny for the manufacturing.

Too good to be true?

awfuck. when was this? has anything come from it?

tell more secrets too

What do you have to lose? Just make sure it's FDA approved.

I had no idea the wind was that strong.

Another one? Sure. I constantly meet 7 - 10 girls who are totally down to fuck no strings attached but almost never go through with it because I'm afraid of STDs.

they drain my bank account dry. and never ever stop spamming me.

Once upon a time I gave my actual mobile number to a "Canadian Pharmacy" that I had gotten antibiotics from. Over 9 years later the fuckers have never stopped calling me.

just worried about credit card number and physical home address

they *say* it's FDA approved shit

>old oldfag here
I doubt you're older than this greyfag
>and I don't need pills

condoms man. condoms.

So you can easily fix this.

One, check out that it's a legit company online.

Two, get a gift card and put the money on that. You can make online purchases with gift cards you know.

That is true but I got HPV with a condom once.

maybe. good for you. I'm also a diabeticfag and between the disease and all the fucking meds I'm on, I need boner pills now.

Sucks because I used to be able to stay hard all day long every day. I would get hard again within minutes of cumming and fuck for hours more.

Oh well. Thank god we have the viagra available.

Low tier kek

My penis is small and I have forskin

I hear ya, but hard to tell what's legit on line.

A lot of the gift credit cards don't work for shit like this. I've tried before, but you're right, it's worth trying again.

I can always use my least favorite credit card and burn it if needed. But then there's that mailing address. They won't ship to PO boxes.

>just curious if any of you fuckers have actually bought viagra from the banner ad on Sup Forums

Wow...and I thought I was the only one

i see why you're "twice shy" about it. but that is pretty rare. and curable. or at least managable enough.

get the condors on your penor and fuck the grils

>I'm also a diabeticfag
Ah, so you're a fat fuck. It's probably the arteriosclerosis that stops you getting hard by restricting the blood flow. It's odds whether you have a heart attack or lose a foot first

not fat, low cholesterol, but yes, its the vascular damage the diabetes does that does it

sucks

btw, blow me

...

>btw, blow me
I would, but you wouldn't be able to get hard and bits might fall off

I wear panties under my clothes nearly everyday. The girlier and frilier the better. My girlfriend knows i like to wear hers, but doesnt know that i have a whole collection of my own that I wear almost every day.

This makes me feel better. Still, I feel weird about it.

Here's another one. I have three novella sized fully completed stories that I never shared with anybody.

Oh, you WILL blow me when I catch up to you.

>that's more than a promise

based in the Ukraine. not exactly off to a good start

still not gay

I prefer sharing a woman with another man more than I enjoy having sex with a woman.

prxonline.com
creation date: October 2016

see

hi friend

Sup buddy :)

I've been cucking / having bros share their wives and girlfriends for like two years now.

I don't fit in anywhere not even on this Korean ventriloquism site,

in Cali?

>his Korean ventriloquism site,

topkek

gook moot would be proud

This girl at work seemed overly excited to see me. She half way started to run to me wither her arms out front and waving very excitedly

I was fucking a hooker in the ass, when I ripped my dick out of her stink hole it was covered in shit. It looked like a corn dog covered in chili. I can't believe I paid for that

This little thing has always struck me as kinda odd.

In my Spring Semester I had two people in my class. A girl and a guy. They seemed to be good friends. I ended up hanging out with them once. After that day I never really spoke to the guy again, but I still spoke to the girl on a semi-regular basis.

For some reason on the last day of class the Guy very directly said "Goodbye (Name)" but he didn't say it either person near me, who he spoke to as well occasionally, if not more. But the girl, who I actually was friends with did not look at me or say a word to me at all. It was like I wasn't there.

It's just odd. This girl gave off, and still kinda gives off mixed signals. While that guy seemed to be trying to get her a side chick (He had a girlfriend at the time)

I spoke to the girl a few months ago and she asked about him. Apparently they haven't spoken at all since then...

I would love to be a girl one day

that's a delicacy in some cultures

I'll be visiting cali soon. Post wife or gf. Or you can email me.

This sounds like you are trying too hard

Used condoms 100% of the time and got herpes . Sucks

Oh, an internet tough guy. What a pity you didn't say that with irony - now you've just made yourself look like a dumb cunt and many ITT are laughing at you, not with you.

me too with the HPV bud. shit's a struggle. Luckily I'm still young enough to fuck girls who were able to get the vaccination for it so I just don't bring it up if I ever actually get laid, which is like once a year.

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Where did you get herpes? Like, on your balls?

Yeah I got them zapped off and have had none appear since.

>I doubt you're older than this greyfag
>>and I don't need pills

I'm sure your nephew's assholes appreciate that

On the base of my dick. Only one outbreak but the blood tests are forever positive.

Also, you can't zap off HPV, man. It's with you for life.

I have nieces, not nephews

But they're happy

I know. It zaps off the warts though. Your body clears eventually and most people never get symptoms.

Most get it.

all grils have it anyway

not a big fucking deal

STOP SAYING KEK

bump

I wanna be straight but I can't stop taking it up the ass.

I'm miserable and hate myself. The only thing keeping me from killing myself is knowing the effects it would have on my family. My dad is already losing his dad soon (he's 90 with cancer in hospice). I wouldn't put him through the loss of a son as well.

I hate that I'm a man but I fear any potential regret if I were to transition to a girl. If I transition and detransition later I would feel like an absolute retard. But if I dont transition I fear that I would want to later and look like a fuckin ogre in a dress. I just want to settle my mind but I fucking cant. And I dont know what I can do that will settle myself.

I want to tell my mom about blocking my testosterone but dont know how to do so without sounding like a degenerate. I know Sup Forums isn't the place to tell about gender issues and I'm sure I'll be told to kill myself and that I have a mental illness and whatever. I dont really care, I just needed to say it somewhere. this seemed alright.

I'm only 18 and I fucking hate myself. I dont enjoy life. I accept it for the sake of my family. I feel like I have the right to be happy, but I'm too scared to tell anyone what would make me actually happy. Life is mediocre, bros.

I used to sniff around my flatmates room...she is fine with me entering her room cause she has a balcony i smoke on...when i was in my puberty i stole and sniffed all panties i could get a grip on but i thought this was over...we have a good relationship and both have partners..she is younger than me...after a while i got curious and looked for personal stuff of hers and I'm hooked on since...Masturbated on her bed..came on her pillow and stuff...it's getting worse...i really need to move out before things get outta control

triggered!

kek

pls

i related to this. used to have a huge panty fetish when i was younger, thought i grew out of it til a few months ago when i sniffed my housemate's dirty panties while extremely stoned and horny. her laundry bag was sitting out and i saw a pair sitting on top and i couldn't help myself. dear god it was so hot. i was so turned on that i was shaking. i didn't cum in them or any shit like that just a quick sniff. but it got me completely addicted. i did it a few more times when i had the chance. i feel really weird about it but it still gave me some of my best fapping orgasms and i still fantasize about it pretty often while fapping. i'm truly not attracted to her at all, but that scent... it fucked me up. i can't do it again, it's too damn good.

the fucks the matter with you faggot?

HPV isn't curable, moron.

that's what ATM is for. You teach her never to do that to you again by forcing her to clean your dick.

Currently in a findom relationship with a guy I met on CS:GO. All of my earnings minus bare essentials go to him. Pic is from last night's edging session. He's not even gay, just likes easy money by controlling a beta with his feet.

c'mere

I never got the appeal of findom. fuck that shit

some people are into slavery/complete life control, but that's pretty hard to do remotely. findom is a way you can legitimately control somebodys life without being in the same country.

the internet makes things weird fam

I enjoy it because of the aspect of total control. While I'm not gay in the sense that I want to fuck or be fucked by a guy, I do enjoy the idea of being humiliated and dominated by another male and his feet. Especially if the guy is straight.

It's also humbling to know that my microscopic time on this Earth was spent under the servitude of an 18 year old introvert.

hi user. you're 18. transition.

no trans girl has ever successfully repressed. you just put it off and get taller and bigger and hairier.

if it makes you feel better, hey you're 18, you can still stop the second half of male puberty.

on a side note, why do so many young trans girls need such a helping hand?

I have kids by my wife and her sister, who is also married. Noone knows except the sister of course.

hm. different folks different strokes I guess..

My sister sucked my dick when I was like 10. I'm 29 now and I still feel awkward around her all the time.

i think findom is awesome.

because i used to accept a lot of money as a kid and grew to love it. ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I tooo 15 ecstasy lills last month was fucking amazing

I wish it was that easy. My issue is that I dont think I was supposed to be a girl or anything, I know I'm a male. I just hate that I'm a male and am considering a transition because there's a chance it would make me happier as a person.

Like I said, right now I tolerate life. I dont enjoy it, but I dont end it for my families sake. I wish I had a way of knowing what I really want. What I'll probably do to test the waters is crossdress and see if I enjoy that. If I really do then I'll talk to my mom about blocking testosterone. I am also trying to follow the Sup Forums guide to trap-mode.

I get the appeal from the dominants side but I (even as a sub into bdsm) couldn't allow someone to take all my money. That's too far for me. but as said, different folks different strokes.

I used to shoplift to help my family when I was very young. We were very below the poverty line. I mean I used to envy trailer dwellers poor.

How does one get into that sorta thing?

First things first...being a male isn't the worst thing in the world. There's ways to control your testosterone, Lutenizing hormones, follicle stimulating hormone, estrogen levels... with enough medication being male doesn't have to be a limitation, it just means you have to take a different set of meds than if you were a female. You can still get to exactly where and what you want, and "male" will be nothing more than a fact on paper.


the Sup Forums guide is usually stupid. spearmint, yams, red meat... thats all dumb.

i'll give you better advice. what do you want to know?

Why is the lady in the thumbnail upside down?

i'd probably suggest the opposite actually:

if you crossdress before hormones, you'll probably see a "boy in a dress" in the mirror and that'll make you sad.

if you start hormones.. maybe your depression will go away and you'll be happier than you can remember being. and nothings happier than being in boy mode and the cashier goes "excuse me, miss?"

Deep Web secret

I'm aware being male isn't the worst thing in the world. tbh I like having a penis. What I hate is the uncontrollable body hair I grow because of my genetics. I shave from the chest down and it takes like 45 minutes to do a "good enough" job.

I'm gonna try running a lot and drinking spearmint tea and avoiding red meat where I can. I'm not expecting huge change but literally anything is good enough. I also ordered my first girly clothes on Amazon and am looking at an adorable pink chastity cage.

I can't crop images properly

i have a girlfriend that i love very much but i have a huge crush on another girl who likes me too. every time we're together it's great we flirt and have the same sense of humor, taste in music, etc. problem is this girl is my good friend's girlfriend. and i know he's upset that she flirts with me so much. and i know if anything ever happened between me and his girl (which i wouldn't try but drunk me may) he'd probably quite literally kill me.

the money isn't the relevant part. It's not necessarily about taking their money and using it (though occasional frivolous purchases to show off that you can doesn't hurt), it's that you control it. You have full access to their accounts, you provide them an allowance, you make them debase themselves for you if they want to buy anything outside the basics. After it ends I don't keep anything they earned, I was just 'taking care' of it.

I've known girls who've got off on guys making all their choices in life, down to the clothes they wear each day and every activity they do. I've known girls who were turned on by the idea of me having access to all their accounts and putting spyware on their phone/computer to keep tabs on everything they do. Findom fits right in with those.

Pick any form of control or powerplay and I guarantee there's a group of people who've sexualized it.

>chastity cage
that's good. for some reason really helps trans girls stop repressing. idk why. works better if you get a friend to hold the keys for you too.

>running a lot
always a good thing

>spearmint tea
eh, wouldn't bother. spearmint tea is a weak anti-androgen. Weak. Like, the doses required to be effective are also high enough to cause hair loss.

>red meat
yeah thats true. you can always switch to fish chicken etc

Anyways, if you want a cheap easy anti-androgen, have you looked at bicalutamide yet? 1/4 of a 50mg pill / a day is enough.

I'm not going to completely crossdress and get all femmed up. I'm only going to wear some thigh high socks and bask in how adorable they are. Part of the reason I'm hesitant to start HRT or even say that I'm trans is because I have a huge trap fetish too. I dont want to think that porn has literally made want to be the opposite gender. I think that's degeneracy in it's finest but I'm also pretty sure that's actually what happened to me.

Without a doubt, Sup Forums made me bisexual and that's okay. but to say that Sup Forums has actually made me question my life to the point that I dont want to be a man is something that's really hard for me to admit.

i get what you mean about the body hair, thats so fucking annoying.

if you're pale skin/dark hair, check out a groupon for laser hair removal

I am a sociopath and pretend that i care about everyone around

Try hypnotherapy for depression and suicidal thoughts, it fixed me after I thought I'd tried everything

there's nothing wrong with having a trap fetish.

i mean, if you really are trap deep down, and your testosterone is at like teenage-boy levels, it wouldnt be weird to get off to porn of other traps

anyways, it doesn't really matter what you are. try out some new stuff and if it makes you happy do it, if it doesn't at least you tried and you wont wonder.

i mean the only things you regret are the ones you dont do, right?

Ur just an edgy faggot bro

Not exactly. I regret a lot of things I did, like stealing from my ex-girlfriends while I was a heroin addict, shit like that.

Underrated

>i mean the only things you regret are the ones you dont do, right?
That, and potentially the permanent things you do to yourself. Fear of regret can be an excellent motivator, but it's not carte blanche to just do whatever the fuck you want without a care for the consequences.

those opiates. when i was addicted i called it getting snowed out.

i wouldn't notice what an asshole i was until i was sober for a few months then the guilt came :|

ya know the feeling?

What a fuckin coincidence bro!
My my finger friended me in the car on my mom's back.

>chastity
Yeah I'm hoping it'll prevent me from thinking with my penis. I'm concerned that my desire for femininity is a sexual thing (i think to some extent it is) but I dont want it to be all about sex. that's be ridiculous. doubt I'll get a key holder though.

>running
yeah I'm trying to run in hilly areas too because it helps shape the butt

>tea
already ordered it. I like tea anyway. not really going to depend on it but I'll try it.

>red meat
Chicken will probably be my go-to

Yeah I'm white with dark brown hair. i wouldnt do laser hair removal until I was sure I wanted to be a girl though. right now I really dont know what I want to be, it just isnt this.

I'll look into it. Thank you for the suggestion.

I'm not ashamed of my trap fetish, what I'm ashamed of is that my fetish has actually taken over my life to the point that I question my gender. My gender is one of few things that I've always been sure of and now my sexual degeneracy has taken that away from me too. I've got a bit of extra money lying around so I'm going to try out being more girly and "trap like" and if I enjoy it I'll take it further. If I dont, I'll try something else. At least I live in a time where most people are accepting of other sexualities and genders. I wont let myself turn into a cancerous SJW though. I may be a degenerate but I'm not retarded.

uhh yeah, but natal puberty is permanent too.

I'm glad i stopped mine during my teens.

or i'd be taller. and that would suck.