I've been mashing together lumps from my cum for almost 4 years, and made this sort of dry cum lump ball. Just wanted to share it
I've been mashing together lumps from my cum for almost 4 years, and made this sort of dry cum lump ball...
WTF?
Time stamp!
eat it post results
Put me in the timestamp
put it in the microwave my dude
dude put it in the microwave
So that's what hush puppies are made of.
If trips, op eat it
The big bang
Posting in epic thread faggots
Include me in the screencap etc
Smoke it in a pipe
I'd like to think that all of these "look at this cum that I've saved for years" people are the same guy, but I know there are tons of you out there.
Kek
This desu
And post pics
Don't include this nigger in the screencap
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Seems pretty small for four years of work
Insert it in the pooper
Cum turns into a very runny fluid shortly after being ejected, if you were to make a ball of it you'd have to have a mould and let it rest until all the fluid evaporated.
Which I kinda doubt.
>feed to baby
>????
>Hulk
Looks like Ferrero Rocher
Your dad is a gay cuck
Fight me
I dont believe you, its too spherical. Describe your process.
shove it up your ass. It's like a younger you just came in your ass.
You fap a lot don't ya?
How did you do it user?
how big is that? It looks pretty small in pic.
Not really, fapping isn't necessary with the right chick. I am a professional in a field where semen is pretty core however.
won't destroy it, Took me too long, it's like my son now
lumps shrink to like less than 10% of original size when dried up.
It fell from my desk a couple times breaking some bits, and I had sex a few times, most of which I couldn't manage to sneak lumps into it.
Take a bite and describe the texture and flavor
millions of years of evolution has lead to this moment
its shape is pretty irregular, but diameter goes from 3,0 to 3,5 cm
Dab it in an oil rig
wait. youre a person that has sex and youre still creepy enough to do this shit???
theres hope for all of us Sup Forums
seems, small, but I guess you're the expert on cum shrinkage.
Also, why?
This
I bet it gets you high af
are you gonna put it inside someone
I cum in a sheet of paper and then pick the lumps with my finger. Then just place them on the ball. Most times I gather all the lumps together and "drop it" from the paper, so it looks like a little mountain until it dries up. Then again, lumps shrink really small so I could shape it however I wanted If I had that kind of focus after every fap for 4 years straight, which I don't
>most
Stick it up your shitter
I don't do it from cum itself, There's little yellow lumps in my cum, which I separate fromt he rest and then use
if you don't want to destroy is, post a pic (just your tongue) of you licking it, and tell us the taste.
lick it faggot
Needs something for size reference, this could be the size of a car!
Time lapse or it didn't happen..
>we are legion
I used to have a cum box, After I noticed the lumps harden on the bottom, I started separating them into a corner, and it grew from there, When the box became too smelly, I took the dryed chunk out, and kept going from there
toasting epic bread
>There's little yellow lumps in my cum
i wana play
someone screen cap this. its a legend in the making
Put it next to a slice of bread for comparison.
That's fucking amazing, get a decent camera and make some detailed photos. Keep it up bro.
It has no taste, but it does smell sort of like caramel. It's a very faint smell, I have to almost touch it with my nose to smell it
put me in screencap
You need to make this a yearly thing, like jizzus. I'll be waiting for you in 2018.
The pleasure is all mine, OP. Thank you, you are a scholar and genitalman.
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>little
>yellow
>lumps
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dubs of deliver
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I think that im gonna puke
its rubber cement, and go fuck yourself fakeshit
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holy shit man.
thank you OP. you are the reason i come back to this shitty site
Put me in the screencap
Puke is slowly finding a passage up my throat.
checkd
All that yellow is the piss left in your tubes being shot out along with the cum
Jizzus didn't show up this year or last year, did he?
ball of plastic wrap
>little yellow lumps
Drop it in a glass of water and drink the water.
check checked
I wanna eat it
Reroll
OP is it for sale?
I really really like like really this like really image
that's the best camera I have at my disposal, I have a few pictures of the process (post ejaculation) if anyone is interested
>cum box
Kek
I've seen some shit, but this...
It's dried up glue, you idiots. Have none of you ever worked with a glue gun?
Put it inside your mouth.
Put me in the cap
Oh fuck me mate... Kinda impressed
genuine question here OP: are you autistic?
this
what have I stumbled into?
Rolling
lets see em
I work my glue gun every morning and night
fake shit...its a ball of plastic but in this light it looks like it could be a cum ball.
OP and all you who fell for this. please KYS
Wow. Something I haven't seen before. Drop it in a drink and drink the liquid before it dissolves.
lol this is so cool PUT ME IN THE CAP I WILL SHARE THIS ON FACEBOOK xD
I believe I might be a little of that. Never bothered to get myself diagnosed though
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Winrar
Put it in someone's cereal. Specifically, if they're eating Reese's Puffs.
I don't think this is normal or healthy
PLEASE MICROWAVE IT