I've been mashing together lumps from my cum for almost 4 years, and made this sort of dry cum lump ball...

I've been mashing together lumps from my cum for almost 4 years, and made this sort of dry cum lump ball. Just wanted to share it

WTF?

Time stamp!

eat it post results

Put me in the timestamp

put it in the microwave my dude

dude put it in the microwave

So that's what hush puppies are made of.

If trips, op eat it

The big bang

Posting in epic thread faggots
Include me in the screencap etc

Smoke it in a pipe

I'd like to think that all of these "look at this cum that I've saved for years" people are the same guy, but I know there are tons of you out there.

Kek
This desu
And post pics

Don't include this nigger in the screencap

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Seems pretty small for four years of work

Insert it in the pooper

Cum turns into a very runny fluid shortly after being ejected, if you were to make a ball of it you'd have to have a mould and let it rest until all the fluid evaporated.

Which I kinda doubt.

>feed to baby
>????
>Hulk

Looks like Ferrero Rocher

Your dad is a gay cuck

Fight me

I dont believe you, its too spherical. Describe your process.

shove it up your ass. It's like a younger you just came in your ass.

You fap a lot don't ya?

How did you do it user?

how big is that? It looks pretty small in pic.

Not really, fapping isn't necessary with the right chick. I am a professional in a field where semen is pretty core however.

won't destroy it, Took me too long, it's like my son now

lumps shrink to like less than 10% of original size when dried up.

It fell from my desk a couple times breaking some bits, and I had sex a few times, most of which I couldn't manage to sneak lumps into it.

Take a bite and describe the texture and flavor

millions of years of evolution has lead to this moment

its shape is pretty irregular, but diameter goes from 3,0 to 3,5 cm

Dab it in an oil rig

wait. youre a person that has sex and youre still creepy enough to do this shit???

theres hope for all of us Sup Forums

seems, small, but I guess you're the expert on cum shrinkage.

Also, why?

This
I bet it gets you high af

are you gonna put it inside someone

I cum in a sheet of paper and then pick the lumps with my finger. Then just place them on the ball. Most times I gather all the lumps together and "drop it" from the paper, so it looks like a little mountain until it dries up. Then again, lumps shrink really small so I could shape it however I wanted If I had that kind of focus after every fap for 4 years straight, which I don't

>most

Stick it up your shitter

I don't do it from cum itself, There's little yellow lumps in my cum, which I separate fromt he rest and then use

if you don't want to destroy is, post a pic (just your tongue) of you licking it, and tell us the taste.

lick it faggot

Needs something for size reference, this could be the size of a car!

Time lapse or it didn't happen..

>we are legion

I used to have a cum box, After I noticed the lumps harden on the bottom, I started separating them into a corner, and it grew from there, When the box became too smelly, I took the dryed chunk out, and kept going from there

toasting epic bread

>There's little yellow lumps in my cum

i wana play

someone screen cap this. its a legend in the making

Put it next to a slice of bread for comparison.

That's fucking amazing, get a decent camera and make some detailed photos. Keep it up bro.

It has no taste, but it does smell sort of like caramel. It's a very faint smell, I have to almost touch it with my nose to smell it

put me in screencap

You need to make this a yearly thing, like jizzus. I'll be waiting for you in 2018.

The pleasure is all mine, OP. Thank you, you are a scholar and genitalman.

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>little
>yellow
>lumps

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dubs of deliver

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I think that im gonna puke

its rubber cement, and go fuck yourself fakeshit

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holy shit man.

thank you OP. you are the reason i come back to this shitty site

Put me in the screencap

Puke is slowly finding a passage up my throat.

checkd

All that yellow is the piss left in your tubes being shot out along with the cum

Jizzus didn't show up this year or last year, did he?

ball of plastic wrap

>little yellow lumps

Drop it in a glass of water and drink the water.

check checked

I wanna eat it

Reroll

OP is it for sale?

I really really like like really this like really image

that's the best camera I have at my disposal, I have a few pictures of the process (post ejaculation) if anyone is interested

>cum box
Kek

I've seen some shit, but this...

It's dried up glue, you idiots. Have none of you ever worked with a glue gun?

Put it inside your mouth.

Put me in the cap

Oh fuck me mate... Kinda impressed

genuine question here OP: are you autistic?

this

what have I stumbled into?

Rolling

lets see em

I work my glue gun every morning and night

fake shit...its a ball of plastic but in this light it looks like it could be a cum ball.

OP and all you who fell for this. please KYS

Wow. Something I haven't seen before. Drop it in a drink and drink the liquid before it dissolves.

lol this is so cool PUT ME IN THE CAP I WILL SHARE THIS ON FACEBOOK xD

I believe I might be a little of that. Never bothered to get myself diagnosed though

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Winrar

Put it in someone's cereal. Specifically, if they're eating Reese's Puffs.

I don't think this is normal or healthy

PLEASE MICROWAVE IT