Got caught watching porn and mom decided to tell her friends right in front of me...

Got caught watching porn and mom decided to tell her friends right in front of me. Thought I would look through her room and share some of the stuff I found

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throw it her infront of her friends

so what if she told them chill out i jerked front of my teacher and whole class

jerk off infront of her and her friends

No one should be embarrassed about masterbating but if she was a cunt about it go ahead

panties drawers naow

tell her you used her purple vibrator for anal stimulation.
more than once.

DO IT ANDPOST REACTION

yea just maybe wear some gloves when you grab it so it wont be too weird for you, then throw it in front of her friends while she is there, like the other user said

dont do anything are you stupid or what she is your mom have respect

seconded + pics of your mom

If I had the balls sure, but I dont. She was a bitch about it. She was going on about "This is what happens when you dont talk to girls"

Also after closer inspection, it seems recently used

THIS

Sorry to say it, but your mom's a cunt.

RAID THE PANTY DRAWER

Please throw it.in her room in front of her friends and say "this is what happen when you don't talk to guys" just for sweet payback. I hate cunts like that.

I a bit. I guess my phone is too good for Sup Forums that I have to crop them before I can upload

ud be a god if u did this

try to fuck one of her friends

Alright guys, my computer is kinda slow and I have to crop all the imagies if I want to upload so its gonna take some time. Mom and her freinds are out shopping so maybe when they come back I'll leave a note and one of the toys saying "This is what happens when you dont talk to men" Or if I have the balls Ill throw it on the table. Reactions later

pussy. grab it and smell it OP

Show us her panties

This

dude low key wana use your moms vibrator

This one was under her covers....

also, cum in one of her sexy panties and leave it with the other items..

also these, ty

ITS A BUNNY OH SHIT

ey, i said so it wouldnt be to weird for HIM. i wouldnt have a problem with it tbh

I'm going to bump for sexy underwear. Keep snooping for the pervs, OP.

WHERE ARE THE PANTIES AND MOM PICS PRICK ??!!!

bumping for panties

leave it on the kitchen counter

My mom is 7/10 best. I would give her an 8 if she was a little younger but most would agree shes a milf. More ass than tits though. I dont mind touching. Also gonna go look for panties real quick but its going to take some time, I'm not alone in the house right now

pic of mom and sluttiest panties please

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>those hairs

hey OPey post a single pic of your mom so we can judge her apperance!

Jack off on one and post pics

yes, sorryand I meant for HIM to pick it up with HIS bare hands and smell it. I want to see that pic! I would do the same to my mom. I Jerk to the thought

Just dip em all in Siracha for 5 minutes, wipe off all visible traces with a dry cloth, put them back and give all glory to the Rooster.

>tfw it turns out that it's actually your dads

ya gotta feed the PANTY guys over here come on! hurry up OP!

Ok OP, we have faith in you! you can do it!

op you need to ask your mom what it is while holding it in your hand

then ask her if all girls have one

then ask her how she uses it so you know how to use it on a girl

then tell her your dic is hard

Trading for panties

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you forgot to remove the watermark bro

yes OP, do it , do it , do it!!

Shit

sauce?

also sage goes in all fields

>"This is what happens when you dont talk to girls"

We believe in you, OP. If you do what we asked for, it'll be legendary.

Here is what I could find from her drawers. Most of it was just basic shit but someone was coming upstairs so I had to take what I could get.

Also I have to leave for a bit so this is the last pic for maybe the next 20-30 mins. If the thread dies Ill just make another one. There are still like 3 more toys I found and maybe I can find more later

what are you trading? readily available pictures from the internet? wow man, where did you get those?

lmaoooo she caught you haha how did that feel?
its okay man dont worry. everyone watches porn, even women. your mom has sex toys which means even she probably watches porn. who cares if she told her friends. Theres only two type of women in this world, those that have sucked dick, and those that havent sucked dick YET. i bet you can look at your moms friends and can guess how many dicks they sucked.
on that note, panty raid.

OK FAGS LETS KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE TIL OP GETS BACK

OPey quickly post pic of your mom

(test123)#niggerfaggotjew

Do it!

Keep the thread going faggots. Bumping.

yes!

You will get more power in the relationship if you don't embarrass her in front of her friends but let her know that you could have but chose not to follow her example. You gain nothing by embarrassing her but a transient revenge and a long term hostility.

but this is why your mom is fucked in the head cause she own a vibrating dildo that isn't even the shape of a real dick.
and she was on a power trip because her female pack was there, and she doesn't communicate with you about girls to begin with so she sees you as not meeting her expectations. SHE is flashy and in your face about this around her friends, while you don't even have that kind of personality to begin with. she is bashing heads based off of assumptions and past uneasy feelings with her own self.

i say jerk off on the fuckin dildo and plant it back where you found it. she will think she forgot to wash it cause her sex hormones in her brain will clog up her memory. she will become less assured of herself and it will help you by breaking down the mental cog she has tried putting you in.

What this guy said

TY OP. Come back with more panties and toys, ok? also snap a pic of her bra/panty drawers so we can choose :)

AEDSRFHJOLP;OKJHGFDC BUMP

jerk off in them where her crotch sits.
is she the type of girl to not do laundry one day and put on an old pair from the hamper? jerk off in those ones. she will think it's her own filth and not care.

How in the hell do you even use that?

Bumping with ass

It doesn't even look like a dick. Is she a lesbian?

step one look through her laundry
step two look through her computer
step three

Bumb

is she single or something? why all the toys?

post pic of her body crop out head

Bump bump with anticipation

her cunt gets destroyed by her own self

>is she single or something? why all the toys?
exactly like her sonny

good question

answer this user op

my moms not single and she has a ton of vibrators

just throw it away and buy her this adultvibetoys.com/dick-rambone-realistic-17-inch-dong-black-p-111584.html?gclid=CJrp3YSxrNECFRMGhgodTgUElg

Make sure to attach a note saying "This is what happens when you don't get laid"

>I'll leave a note and one of the toys saying "This is what happens when you dont talk to men"
That's pretty fucking weird tho.

THIS

So im guessing we agree incest is wincest here user?

if she is attractive like you say... and she owns a ton of vibrators... and isn't single... then she acts like a fuckin whore when she walks out in public.

i was giggling about this thread for a while now. but your mom is actually a piece of shit op.

My mom literally had a carry-on suitcase full of dildos and stuff. Glass ones, giant rubber ones, anal beads, rabbits, candy thongs, everything.

dude what are your plans pertaining to your mom from this point on? we need to discuss this asap bro.

Unleash the Rooster!

Siracha for best revenge!

im not OP and shes attractive but my mom works out of town a lot so she never gets fucked

Time to grow some balls OP
Seems like you don't have any.
It you can't bear the fact you got caught you will never grow up. Act like a MAN and stop doing stupid shit.

ayyy checking those TRUMPS

>Also

if your mom has hot friends or just slutty friends ask her friends out and be flirty

get fucking laid and rek your moms friendships.

That wasn't OP. He's off on a 25 minute break. That was someone else talking about his mom. I don't imagine there are too many Moms these days without vibrators.

I bought something like that for myself. I think it's as thick, or might be 2.5. If i was a super hero i could take all 12 inches, but I'm not so 9 will do.
>no homo

what if she is hooking up with guys at bars?

>be you in 15 minutes
>take the ballsy aproch
>get fucked on by mom for being definition of autism and throwing a dildo on a table
>be you in 15 minutes
>leave note and dildo
>mom says"boy user is behaving so strange today think he might have assburgers. Wow a dildo guess that's his way of coming out of the closet"
>mom and friends laugh over fag op while drink tea

>be smart op in 15 minutes
>join in conversation as if nothing happened
>start talking about pink massager op hears mom use most nights
" lmao what massager op?"
>pull out wild card dildo/vibrater
>que'est-ce que.jpeg
>act like you don't know what a dildo is
>refer to it as massager at all times
>prolong the conversation for alap
>voila you have destroyed your moms social life
......
Did this accidently when I was 7
It worked well, too well

fuck your mom's friends OP

If hes going to be that ballsy he should just wake her up with his cock in her mouth. I mean if your going to get in trouble for it why not just mx it out XD

WAIT op. Stop. Don't you realise. She is using sex toys cause she has no man. You are the man of the house. She's caught you jerking and is cool about it. You can fuck her if you play it cool.

Beat me too it cunt.

keep dreaming

I just stole a bunch of videos she made from her computer and jack off to them.

she wants him to be but he isn't yet. she doesn't want his dick but wants to want it.