What's your military background Sup Forums?

what's your military background Sup Forums?

Swiss soldier here, did 7 month of training as a light armored recon, squad marksman and mg specialist

over 1400 hours on bf4, around 800 on bf1

damn bro

Anti-air / light recon. We were responsible of the command van that operated the SAMs. It had to be moved every few hours, as well as change communication frequencies and fire control codes, though more often. Sneaking with lighten combat gear, driving around in Defenders, all that good stuff.

What model of magic wand is that sailor?

2 years Army as engineer.
2 years Navy as electronics tech.
3 years special forces.

Medically discharged.

Three years light infantry. One combat deployment in Kunar Province, AFG.

Max rank 10th prestige over 1000 hours clocked in with 10 double headshot no scopes

which special forces? swcc?

11 Years Artillery
Gunline/mortar maggot for 6
Foward observer for 5 and ongoing

rate your deployment /10

Im from New Zealand not the US.

I played Call of Duty for 5 minutes, i pretty much have more experience than everyone here

BF1 though...
now that's a game

4 years as spec ops sniper
Don't ask for more information, classified.

sweet, you guys have pretty dope shit

9 months. Was a MP and LMG-shooter.

German SS

3 years Infantry, deployed to S Baghdad in '04

Ausfag here, did Army Cadets, left in tier 2 because they are far too soft, joining as a cavalryman in the Aust. Army within the next few years. Just taking a break before jumping into it. Also it dosen't really count but I grew up in a almost paramilitary family, and did lots of skill excersises, and camps with my mates are more like bivouacs and I teach them basic soldier skills besides marksmanship ect. We all use webbing and have kindof "uniforms" too.

how many confirmed 360 noscopes?

1 year Chair Force
Still learning my AFSC, EOD

Tell me about your experience in the Swiss militia. Do you guys feel compelled against your will to serve? Or is it so much a part of your culture that everyone simply acknowledges it as a certainty in life and willingly serves?

Great that you can choose where to go just like that. I end up where I didn't want to and will be bitter of that for the rest of my life.

I have 5 days put into metal gear solid V. I'm practically a navy seal.

bbout 420 counting the hitmarkers

Conscription must be a bitch. Feel sorry for you mate, although military service is a honorable deed, it's not for everyone.

us army
Active duty for 3 years
National guard for somewhere over 1 year

After an incident costing me a lot of my blood and almost my life.
The army decided I should be getting 80%
"ok" says I
Oh you're valid for 80% with the va after your active contract?
looks like you can't be in the national guard, you're on disability nigger
federal and (in progress) state honorable discharges
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Pic of myself jacked included, no thanks needed

>joining the U.S. Military after the Vietnam War

U.S. Military. It's essentially a declaration that you've lost the game.

Think about it. The power of free will and you *still* settle for slavery. Wonderful, no?

From an early age, you're influenced by your environment. Your parents (or lack of), teachers (in some manner, shape or form) and other mentors can help steer your life in a direction, whichever direction that may actually be.

However, during all of this, if you're still alive and have most of your bodily functions, there are a whole world of opportunities available to you. Especially in this day and age of technological marvels and the wonders of the Internet to provide information (and, of course, misinformation.)

The military should not even be an option, at this point, because not only is there enough information to suggest that joining it is only for those who've allowed themselves to be brainwashed by a military-industrial complex keen on retaining what power they have left ... but there is also enough information available for people to make their own decisions on what they'd like to do, instead.

Still, people join. They wish to be broken down and remoulded in somebody else's image.

This is a sign of weakness. Of allowing one's self to be influenced and corrupted by those with power and ambition. Essentially, those who join the military are no-better than mindless sheep.

>tl;dr: Join the military? You're a faeces-flinging, irradiated, nuclear-powered rhesus monkey who enjoys others making decisions for you - and you probably stink.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

leaving for USAF basic at the dn of march with a CCT contract.. been training for over a year now. Pretty stoked.

1 year light infantry
Coming up on 1 year in para company.
No combat deployments but hopefully 2017 is different.

Weirdo sheep. I bet you are a racist too

sad you can't find the right kind of training in the regular army, here you can go all the way from kitchen maggot to grenadier which is pretty fucking tough

it is very much part of the culture, i did my duty like my father did and his father before. most guys are actually looking forward to do it because it's such a touching experience. but of course some lefties will go do some civilian service and wipe old peoples butt in homes.

US Army, still in AIT until April, ADA

hitlerjugend

Swiss soldier here too, did RS as fucilier in neuchlen, also mg specialist.

4 years navy corpsman with a heavy lift helicopter squadrons/osprey squadrons just got back from a deployment that consisted of blowing the ever living shit up out of libya.

pls call an a-10 for me, i want some of that sweet brrt brrrt

What do you mean by the training, Toblerone?
>Captcha: select all images with mountains

British Army, 2 years, Junior Under Officer

ha! high five bro

Ausfag here, i'm absolutely nuts about WW2, it must be so cool to use that MG. MG-3 right?

I'm also in the swiss military atm. Wo war deine kaserne & einheit?

i paid taxes

High five bro, forgot an "L" to LMG ahah, I was an lmg specialist. Are you going for sergeant or leutenant?

mg 51/71, it's like and mg42, but made by rolex and chambered in 7.5x55

i love this gun, that 1000rpm buzzing always gets my dick hard

ich bin ein welsch also shade fur schweizerdutch

but i can tell you i was in Thun

Fuck yeah!

6 years af special ops
Inb4 chair force
I've done more than you, most likely

Are you trying to shove a giant dildo up your ass?

If I lie about medical history when joining will they ever find out? Im going for Army Cav Scout

Ah ok. Unfortunately still have 8 months

that shit aint light haha and no i'll just be a soldier, unless we actually take a dump on neutrality

Probably. Just become an hero

>9/11 happened
>signed up to usaf to bomb sandies
>2 yrs later
>still in orificer training
>ja, komm into mein office herr user
>okidoki boss
>why is your name on this list for adult a.d.d. user?
>bc I can haz adult a.d.d. boss, was tested off the charts an ebbertang
>but lieutenant nigger, if you can haz it, you would be disqualified from this job and officer training and anything more than guarding a silo
>well somebody must have fucked up, but 'twasn't me, swearzies.
>well, we was about to cart you off to ten years in Leavenworth, or leven years in tenworth, but lemme make some calls first.
>user, my office nao
>ok, you're a good officer, and the fuckup wasn't yours, so I begged borrowed and stole, and got you a full honorable discharge for all your hard work and initiative and excellent service thus far in your training. Now go live a good life, be glad you're not going off to war, and enjoy sucking cocks and talking like a teenage girl on the innernet for the rest of your adult life.
>hey, I tried.

Fin.

Lololololol
I'll be seeing you in a few months at selection you cone faggot
I'm an instructor, what do you want to know

damn. To be honest, I thought too to make the 9 months straight, but now I'm really happy with my RIP courses

>put 1500hrs into bf4
>put about 200hrs into bf1 and get bored as shit with every class
>move back to bf4
How'd you play for so long user

US Navy- AWFC here. 10 years in, Served in Hawaii and Washington based Orion squadrons. Currently stationed in Los Angeles metro area.

Nice shot for proof

Cool as fuck dude

4 years in the Australian reserves signal corps in the late 80s

Yeah, I wanted to long-range reconnaissance and they promised me to get me in that battalion.

Eventually when the day came they called me into some piece of shit anti-air battalion where the only way out was to go and become a MP, which was far from what I wanted. My best friend got into reconnaissance and became an officer - I could barely talk to him after that.

I waited for my military service since I was a little kid but that changed then. All I feel is hatred against them now.

Those are toy guns. hahahaha

post more pics of your shit guys

12 year Lra until quit

This shit right here

>not knowing about blank breaks

how that l85 going? heard the early ones were pretty fucking crappy

Spotted the 13 year old

/r/awwschwitz is leaking

Dubs don't lie

A1's were ya, the A2's (soon to be A3) are much better. Still heavy as fuck though

Good ol' SIM, for the swiss army. That shit never worked

Those are east germans mate. If I was on my computer I have some nice pics of campguards with their girlfriends, playing accordion. Also why are you mentioning leddit

You're all pussies. I did two tours in the war on christmas.

the new version is pretty good actually, tired it in Bure and yeah it's much more reliable and precise than the older one

what do you do now? do you have weird dreams?

Oh my God, there are so many soldiers here!

I heard you just sit around and wait for most of the time when in combat…is this true for some parts?

Motherfucker, I got PTSD in the Cola Wars.

stared down the barrel of a soviet tank in afghanistan (was in country with the mujahideen)

non-combatant although i did a lot of recreational AK firing

Yeah, The first half of my RS we used the shitty one, then we moved to Walenstadt, and they gave us the new one. Shit was pretty good, with the village and all also with sensor.

13 years USAF, Maintenance on aircraft that fuck shit up. Hate aircraft staying for retirement.

My brother was in the reserves for liek 2 years

wait tu run and run to wait

you'll wake up at 4 to set up a convoy and at 1030 you're still waiting next to your truck that every fucking retard is donc syncing their radio or some shit

British army, royal engineers

>This

0321, blew out my knee and became a 51.

05-09

USAF, Aircraft MX. Heavy cargo.

I have a thing for nordic men. Let me see how hunky and good-looking you are or you are just another sad loser troll. No homo.

I didn't join the Military because I wasn't a retard or criminal that had nothing else going for itself. I went to University and got a degree working two jobs.

Swiss are Germanic not nordic you stupid fucking cunt.

Here brah

man this was my last operation. I was the "enemy" for the training guys (grenadiers), and we knew they were going to attack our village that night around 1am. So our orders were that we should all be awake, and we waited, anyone who tried to sleep had to do pushups. those motherfuckers attacked at 6am.

>le epic if you are military u r dumb dumb and i am superion because i went to uni
You americans are often too cucked to see it like this, but serving a country is an honorable thing. Not to mention that fucking around with military equipment and being in top shape is fun.

military duty is mandatory here, you fucking faggot

my country gave me an assault rifle and taught me how to throw grenades, how can you say no to that!

This user is a liar if he is in the USA. Branches won't let you switch around.

good times bro

It is also a nice way to have a "break" from studies. And you get a lot of money for it.

In Australia you can.