Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
gas the kikes
I'm back
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still here
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if someone did that thats an instant get rid of the cup
no im not going to do that
Your black?
why not just keep it in the freezer?
trips demand it now obey
Hey hi
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ill try not to
claimed
KEK
Nah I'm white af
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sure sure why not put a stick in it and make a Popsicle
But that stuff tastes nasty
how do you know?
sounds great
because i tried it once
im joking thats nasty
why?
don't you like how cum tastes?
You tell me
I thought why not. no I thought it was pretty vile
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you lewd cumslut
did you edge first?
it tastes horrible after you edge
to the user wondering if akari can outcute 4 girls, she just can
mmm
nope
no i dont do that
be my cumslut?
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well you have shit taste of you don't like normal cum -_-
Top tier waifu
Prove it!
she just can! take my word for it
i dont think i would enjoy that
so im told. i hear its something to do with diet
That was an awesome sleep.
>Pewdiepie nearly beats World's Best Chess Player!
This surely must not be staged.
OK!
eat healthier -_-
how much chess did you watch :o
カラミチーマス
yeah yeah yeah
This surely must have been posted after you watched the video.
5
:o
mhmm!
also cum taste depends on your diet
i got that apparently less dairy would help
I have devloped the ultimate method of testing if an user truly loves his Waifu. It is as follows:
Who would win in a fight between a violin and an anteater?
If you can't answer this question correclty, you don't deserve your Waifu.
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Oh, I have a guide or two on that...
Well I just read the title since I was in a WoW dungeon, I don't have super powers to know that it's an epic prank video.
are you sure?
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Legion Dungeons or Legacy dungeons for leveling? If Legion, did you use a Leystone fragment?
actually more like salty foods or meat
fruit actually makes it sweeter, ive done a test before
ive eaten lots of pinapple for a week or two, then my own cum started tasting a little like pinapple
Neither would attack the other without outside intervention, so it would be a draw.
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gambatte violin
Wrong.
I'm saving that for... scientific purposes
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the violin
yeah everyone does
i dont know
pineapple is good but costs more than most stuff
ya´ll niggas dont even remember me do you
also Bacon tits is mine forever
and that one too
There is no recorded evidence of violins fighting anteaters, you can not prove me wrong.
Actually queue'd for the 2nd part of EN right now and finished Trial of Valor like 10 mins ago.
well any fruit can help, but mainly citrus
has the best effects
is it me or do these lists keep changing
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Run.
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say yes or else!
I think? Is this new Hanako or Old Hanako?
Dungeon queue is weaaaaak. Try Keystone Frag 5. Huhu
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u trap?
meme guides -_-
Correct. The violin would win. This is how.
The violin would play The Final Countdown and the anteater would be very impressed. The anteater would then attempt a brute force attack on the violin's wood, but the violin would dodge using sound waves. The violin would then plant a seed of anger by saying that Himouto! Umura-Chan is the greatest example of human creation of all time. After attacking the anteater by playing Yellow Submarine (the anteater thinks it is way worse than Here Comes The Sun) the violin would win because the anteater would lose due to being overcome with rage.
Yes, there are different versions.
Wrong.
from what?
oh
no, just one of the gayest anons in the thread
Ausfag or nah?
waay old mane back when Sadako and them fellas was still around...
man i miss Sadako
well its making me confused on which one i should be doing
An attack on the violin's strings would be the anteater's last resort, but the violin would defend by cutting the anteater with its strings. The song that would kill the anteater and finish the fight would be The Sound of Silence.
All of them, user.
nay friend i never told my ethnicity for variying reasons
Run away from that person as fast as you can, I'm serious.
I don't think I do? I might. If you were on like, from 8-12 months ago. We never talked if so.
u cute?
I'm omnipresent, user. You can't run away.
post feet and tummy tho
hahaha gotcha i am only saying that ironically
haha wouldn't it be funny if you also ironically posted your feet and tummy and butt it would just be ironic and not gay though haha
I just have to close my tablet though
No. I'm gorgeous
You shouldn't be doing any of them, the spirits of your ancestors are watching.
>8-12
try 9-14 months ago havent been ablr to post for almost a year for some odd reason involving ip-ranges/countrys/whatevs being blocked on Sup Forums uo until new year
Nope, I can talk to the spirits. They aren't against him doing it. In fact, they think it would be a great idea.
can I see?
You post nice pictures.
>tablet
Fucking hippy.
Anyway don't talk to them outside of threads, I know you're interested but it's not worth it.
hi
>some odd reason involving ip-ranges/countrys/whatevs being blocked on Sup Forums
I do believe Hiroshimoot is to blame for that.
yeah i heard that too
or else what?
yeah it would be cool
haha yeah, what irony haha
there is a picture of that already though.
Ask Mi-Liu
yeah, sure, if someone posts it. I won't
>hippy
It's a hybrid... i needed ot for the long battery for university. It's complete shit
Don't plan to
Hey there haruhi
man i was just about ready to give up and then the other day i tried posting ADN IT FUCKING WORKED i almost choked on my own tears i was so happy
Just find someone who has nice-tasting cum. Eat nothing but their cum for a month and then your cum will be an improved version of their cum. It's science.
>gayest user
Well, gayest one to act on it IRL, anyway :^)
Everyone else just ERPs.
No one cares if you're in university stop being a FAGGOT