Walk in see this

walk in see this

what kind of rape do?

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Handcuff her to a treadmill.

Push it back into the ocean

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KEK

Call NASA because Jupiter has entered a new orbit

the kind where I go somewhere else and find a woman this isn't a fucking landwhale

my eyeballs feel raped looking at this hamplanet

set fire to the beast

how much xp do I get

fuckin 360 outta there lad

who would sneak their cock into her sleeping pussy or ass?

looks like a dark souls boss

i'd pee all over her arse so she thinks she wet the bed

niggers

look if you've got pics just post them already

I cant tell what body part im looking at...

360 is a full rotation dumbass. You would still be facing it.

ass

/slowclap

Tfw OP posts his ugly butterball GF and she gets roasted the whole thread.

sniff her ass and pussy, masterbate while doing so.

then take a pair of scissors and cut a hole into the bottom of her underwear.

suck out any filth, leave my own spit in its place

insert penis and pull back out, repeat until me penis throws up in her lovehole.

more pics please

personally id just slide my cock inside the panties and cum right on her pussy

While this plays

youtube.com/watch?v=cRGRSCAOqh4

congratulations, you have just committed beastiality

enjoy cow aids

she's passed out. wwyd? force your dick in her mouth?

i feel like i'm going to puke after reading this

O H Y E A H gimmie those aids sahn

More please, OP

Congrats OP, the only faggots that like your stay puft marshmallow gf are a scat fetishist degenerate and a curious loser with premature ejaculation problems...

If she is blacked out I guess try and violate every hole I can and leave her covered in cum by the time I am done with her.

no, i mean, you literally just read what I would do.

in what order? blowjob first or right to fucking her pussy?

fpbp

for your information my record is .02 seconds. Not so premature huh? we're talking world records of endurance here bub

Start in the ass, then pussy, then mouth, then wherever until I'm shooting blanks

you gonna molest her or what pal

You know what the best part is?

OP is just a sissy posting pics of his fat ass dressed as a girl and you're saying that's enough for you to blow a quick load.

You gay as hell

Well roasting is the best way to cook pig, it's only common sense.

E X P O S E D. yo it aint gay as long as our balls don't touch bro, come on you know the rules.

I can't tell what in looking at here, is that a nipple in the corner? Get a picture of the pussy with the panties pulled to the side.

I would definitely love to slowly fuck that and eat it, that ass would do great on my face. Does she have any panties for you to steal?

literally wouldn't care if it was a man, plowing into the smooth ass mess of a human being would be decadent.

>someone understanding the finer things in life

give honey boo boo the ol' poophole loophole.and steal her butterfingers.

no nipple in that picture.
want to see her tits? she needs to be facefucked. how would you do that?

OP pls kys

>insert benis into mouth
>hope she doesn't bite
what do you mean?

i would tear into her throat so hard my balls would feel like they were breaking with each thrust

this is the worst thread in the world. WHERE ARE THE NUDES YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT

Post tits plz

Sure, why not. Have you tried slowly pulling her panties down or anything? That ass looks so warm it's almost begging for some dick. Mouth would be hard unless it's sitting open and most people react immediately to facial touching.

i rather fap

Fucking op man

>Finer things in life

Morbidly obese hairy grandma looking ass bitch that may just be OPs sissy dress up fantasy.

With an outlook like that I bet your idea of fine dining is feasting on a sunbaked dogturd that a group of homeless niggers threw up on.

Is suicide a type of rape?

as long as the niggers are on crack at the time yeah. The crack-infused bile givers the dogturd an almost citrus like acidity that helps wash down the (sometimes) overpowering earthy tones of yesterday's purina

The absence of nudes in this thread has actually made it slightly better.

As soon as OP posts a pic of some fat greasy unmentionables I might actually fucking vomit.

please explain where here ass ends and her arse begins... it all looks like one big blob to me.

Your literary genius is wasted on us plebs. You should be shitposting on /lit/, my nigga.

think your cock is big enough to rape her ass or just going to make her spread eagle and jackhammer her cunt? tell more for more nudes

Nah, that nigga just copied that from a Yelp review of a McNaldos Big Mac.

arse = ass

and

unmentionables = underwear

This concludes our intensive 6-week course.

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id impregnate her deep inside and shed love every minute of it.

dekcehc

>When you're so fucking fat that your ass crack reaches the back of your knees.

why would she love being raped?

Unmentionables can also mean a stank ass coochy and hairy butthole.

As in your dad would never dare mention slipping his penis into that disease infested rats nest between your mom's legs that your dumbass popped out of 9 months later.

pfffttthahahahaha WHAT

Me, cause why not fuck a juicy fat ass or a plump pussy?

a tranny who wanted rid of theirs. seriously, things prolly got teeth, no creature with one mouth should be able to gain that kinda mass

Because that fat ass belongs to a sissy neck beard betamale and there is no pussy to speak of.

Just a shriveled microdick or megaclit, whichever terminology you prefer.

Savage af

you need a 10 inch dick just to tickle her asshole

pussy needs raping. wwyd?

because bitches love being raped.

Jesus... Look at that huge fucking marshmallow.

And what's that in her hand?

how would you rape her?

Ah, the "Melania Maneuver"

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You know, you didn't use the word "unmentionable" in your example sentence. Could it be because you're a fucking retard?

consult stephen hawking and where the event horizon is first

>Harpoon Style

How is she that fat with such little titties? Did she eat them?

all that fat, still no tits lmao

Unmentionable

As in...

Having no desire to mention.

As in...

"would never dare mention"
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You can't out-retard your way out of this one retard. But you sure are trying...

Could it be because you're a butthurt faggot?

yelp critics tend to have exquisite vocab let me tell you folks

Triple dubs speaks the truth

Fucking rekt

i will do sex

Ayy lmao

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This bait is over?