ITT: We take a piss test

ITT: We take a piss test

Ha jokes on you I cant piss

we will wait

Jokes on you I drink my own urine.

you fail your probation, back to prison bitch

I'm pregnant....

Jokes on you I own the prison

Shit pisses so hot it burns a hole through the cup

adderall and weed

is it suppose to taste funny?

I have aids

Methadone

Totally clean

Why the fuck do people take Adderall for fun? Why is this a thing?

so your micro dick can grow? Why not.
Pic is my donger

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adderall is ok, weed - we'll give you a pass this one time, next time piss clean
>protip: cranberry juice

THC Billy?
Don't you know that stuff makes you retarded?

Just snort a hot rail of meth. The effects last much longer.

How long does weed stays in the organism?
Haven't smoked in 2 months, did i passed the test?

>3 types of anabolic steroids
>low grade beaver tranquilizer

How'd I do, boss?

Possibly THC, I should be clean by the 10th for sure.

i fail for heroin. clean everything else

Do I pass?

drinking own urine, go to psyche evaluation

get help Sup Forumsro

keep this thread alive, Sup Forums needs it and i need it