Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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hi

カラミチーマス

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DON'T REPLY TO DOGFUCKERS YOU DIPSHITS

Hi

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gas the kikes now

yo

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What do you have against dog fuckers?

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Slutshima

Sameji claim'd

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nice scarf :o

You guys are bunch of faggots.

i guess i´ll cont this here then

dont make me go get the portable stove you pest
does my hand and pictures of Hanako count? No? then no
.dude i feel you animal pussy is only second on my list of things that makes me cum

Reveal yourself pussy.

Whoreshima

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Mina claimed
Ask me anything for an honest answer.

(sexual user)
Every night, unless I'm doing something important the next day, and then I'll shower that morning.

(Hanako, I believe)
>sound
Pass.
>Vibrator
While I've used those on people, my experience having them used on me has been very unpleasant and I would not do it again.

(Pokemon interrogator)
Stufful is nice and Bewear is better, but personally, I'm very fond of the new ghosts,so it's a tie between Dhelmise and Mimikyu.

(Tomoko)
Often abandoned houses are hoarder's old homes that nobody's cleaned out or moved into, hence 'abandoned'. More often than not if it's a place of residence, there'll be just /things/ all over the fucking floor. The worst is when the fridge isn't cleaned out. Factories are generally empty and boring with a few of whatever product left. Restaurants are the hardest to get into, from my experience. The two I've entered have both had alarms, despite not being active in six months each. We once checked out an old daycare but there really was nothing in it, despite my expectations for spookiness.

Uh oh. Money won't be an issue at least?

dont listen to him i still love you

Isn't there a hentai board somewhere, this shit is fucking retarded.

Slutshima would reveal her pussy :^)

hanako counts -_-
don't call me sexual user -_-
what type of porn do you like?

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I highly recommend it.

I hear horses are great too, but I need to find a different home before I invest in a horse or two.

Dogs are still wonderful and very warm. And when you're done in bed they're always your best friends.

Thanks man. You are all right.

We need a chat room feature on Sup Forums. THat's basically what these threads are anyway.

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>>sound
>Pass.
dude im telling you shit is awesome ESPECIALLY COMBINED with a vibrator

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Reveal yourself ;~;

hi Sameji

Thanks ö~

Reveal your pussy slutshima :o

oh well that make me feel good i guess

TJ "Henry" Yoshi is really depressing and naive.

How's the ceiling tonight?

>don't call me sexual user
I'll call you whatever I damn well please, with these questions.
>What kind of porn
Pretty much anything that isn't gore/shit/piss et cetera.

The idea doesn't appeal to me man, I don't know what else to tell you. A vibrator is okay but it's not fucking spectacular, honestly.

YUUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIII
Lewd
Hello haruhi
Hello again dogfucker chan

Oh boi

Godot Yoshi is original content DO NOT STEAL.

:ok_hand:

Slut :o

I have been battling with my Internet for the last 3 hours trying to get it to work, and I think I finally won..

TALI!!!

ah well to each his own i guess

Kyouko please don't hate me.

Shut up Sachi

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Tiff of a thread called /waifu/

In west Rancho Cucamonga born and raised
On the ponyville.net was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in /waifu/”

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

Tumblr.com, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of /waifu/ living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Tiff of /waifu/

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said “Skype.com” and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to /waifu/“

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the David of /waifu/

>Pretty much anything that isn't gore/shit/piss et cetera
loli, shota, h/s/g/cfur?

Im not sachi, slut :>

I just expressed my liking for the pic.

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>fresh

no probemo :o
>I'll call you whatever I damn well please, with these questions.
okay -_-
what are yo
ur main fetishes?
>Shut up Sachi
Why so bully
I'm hurt

I sure hope not

>How are you going to explain this though

hi

Then who? Klonata? :^)

Kyouko, why do you never talk to me besides this kind of stuff ;~;

I'm sorry Sacho, I had forgotten about your trip.
I guess I'll be Rudeby forever.

The claimer formerly known as Megu, formerly known as Kongou, currently known as Nico, is not a female as previously claimed, and is not Tiffany, he is David Porter, he is a brony, and is one of the cringiest human beings I have ever come across.


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So bestiality is a go?

What animals you prefer?

Hey what's up Alien Mass Effect guy. Sorry I forgot her name.

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You will never guess me :|
Give me the fuckin pussy whore

Goodnight

nigga bestiality is ALWAYS a go
ESPECIALLY h/s/g/cfur

ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY C/fur

Sorry im not on skype as often
Hows it going?
I agree with user,
Show your boobs
For some reason that pic reminds me of my aunt that i fucked.
Also tali.

While I'm into hentai occasionally I'm not particularly into those things.
I'm kind of blanking on describing my limit for depravity, so you'll have to forgive my vagueness. I do like BDSM stuff, though.

As mentioned above and earlier, I'm a dominant kinda guy, so I'm fond of stuff like begging and public humiliation, and the like.

>no, not bestiality
Oh god please read above
>I don't know if it's real but everyone is misconstruing my sexual interests

its ok ive had someone to talk to when im alone

switched avatar again? -_-
sleep tight
have you ever had sex in public?

I can see why you'd have them tied. Both of them putting their own unique spin (pun intended) on the meta.
>I think I might be breeding illegal Stuffuls atm, but one mustn't forget the Sketch-Metronome shenanigans that can be pulled off, especially since Smeargle and Stufful are in the same egg group.

>like BDSM stuff
>doesnt like sounding

WELL OKAY THEN

just fucking with you also dont be ashamed to just spill all of your nasty love for wierd shit HELL im doing it right now

Literally 99% of the people that claim to be girls turn out to be like this.

Top kek.

I talk to like 2 people only if the others don't start the convos.

Hate when that happens, is it from the ISP's end, or yours?

>filename with failure

The only winning move is not to play. Or put on a red jacket, sunglasses, and adopt an alias.

What up Tali?

Several times, though not in particularly crowded areas.

I'm not really a meta guy, honestly. I'm in this horrific limbo between competitive and casual, so I end up only half-giving a shit about how competitively viable my pokemon are.
That being said, I think I could still whoop some ass without looking too far into it.

Hey man, you're into what you're into and that ain't nothing to be ashamed of.
>I'll still make fun of people for it, though.

AGAIN? IT'S THE FIRST TIME YOU SEE ME SWITCHING.
I miss you Sachi? How are you? Long time no see.

I don't have nudes of Kashima, and I won't post lewds.

If I can't figure out who you are, where's the fun?
Probably Alice without his trip, who knows?

Well shit, I don't start convos either.
When are we gonna play siege / gonna share thigh pics again? :^(

Good, now that my internet is working fine. Yourself?

Not too sure, I just restarted the router a few times and tried different configs until it worked lol

Thats always good glad to hear you're taken care of.
>Sounding
Why? Why would a person do that?
The fuck is C/fur?
Just getting ready for a weekend off work. And trying to get this 2nd promotion.
Well you're no fun

Nope
Giv pussy heretical slut >:[

See 4th response of

Wow so many new people on tonight.

Agreed. But what's h and c- fur?

You fucked your aunt? Are you a redneck by any chance? Must be nice to have a booty call living close to you.

You are missing out.

I am from the south but im not full on redneck. Also it was a 1 time thing and she lives far away.

Pretty funny, but good aftwork.
I had some rum before the endone. It turned out to be a refreshing sleep.
Fucking
He~re~tic~

Weew

watch it with that optimism or i might start to like you

yea it helps to have someone to talk to all the time

have you ever tasted cum?
i already knew you switched before -_-

I'm alright i suppose
just usual boring NEET life

Interesing. You must tell me more. How does a situation like that even happen? Any drinking involved?

Oh okay. Herm porn is a bit unrealistic to me unless you're fapping to snails. And cub fur isn't my thing but to each their own.

2nd identity sounds fun. Gonna have to live under loaded gun though :^)

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>one of the biggest kc sluts
>no nudes saved

Those things can be fickle sometimes. The last time mine was giving me dropped connections at random, changing the broadcast channel gave me results.

Damn man, promotion #2? Keep up the good work. Feeling pretty good about your chances?

Yum spaghet?
Whats that for?

I fucked up a reply. Sorry.

Well shit, I don't start convos either.
When are we gonna play siege / gonna share thigh pics again? :^(
I'm retarded.

I've never switched before. I mean, I changed avatars twice but it was mostly a meme.
How's that going for you?

Wow rude.
Rudery

I've lewded Ruby before with you. Be happy that happened :<

I don't care whether she's a slut or not.
And I never save nudes.

That's a nice photo is all.. ^-^
^w^

Thank god everyone is now asking me about my sex habits
>This is what I get for being an attention whore

>missing out
>Mentioned I didn't like loli, bestiality, shota, or furry stuff
Eh, just not my thing.

>Or I might start to like you
I'm just answering people's questions, relax.

Yup.

kinda figured but then i got scared thinking you where one of the folks from the old days back when sadako and pillow kun where still among us

man i REALLY miss them

We were both drunk her heavy me light.
If i gave you my number you could text me
Seems like it'd rek your peehole tho
Considering im the only one being considered? High
Wait you have 2 waifus? Or you just posted lewds with me?

Hey haruhi

Hey Rory

Houki

Yuuki

Kirino

>misaki claimed

>no life