Secrets

Secrets

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moms frond tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

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I fap to obese porn

A couple years ago some asshole Somali kids on Canada day thought they'd be funny and fire some fireworks directly onto oncoming cars. Without even thinking about it I swerved onto the sodewalked and ran over two of them. They died. I got off easy because they believed I told them I mistook the fireworks for gunfire and tried to get away from the shots. It was a bad neighborhood and the kids were already known for doing stupid shit like this so... yeah.

I could have easily kept driving on, but I guess in that moment I knew I could take some worthless somali lives and get away with it.

I have stage 4 cancer and haven't told anyone. People have asked where my hair has gone and I always joke saying " I'm going through chemo".

i turn boys into girls.

fuck cancer. ):

I'm not bothered to be honest everyone dies at some point. I'm just enjoying myself.

i posted last thread, but i'm person who cheated on her boyfriend a number of times. first with just one of his friends, it continued for a bit but he told how to "push my buttons" to some other friends of my bf, they've only ever had anal sex with me. . i want to stop but i can't avoid them without telling my boyfriend why.

you're so strong. i had a brain tumor and i was scared and angry the whole time.

he's going to be crushed ):

bmp

Nah no point. Since I've let myself do whatever I want recently I've managed to get laid more. That's a plus.

did you get charged?

balls

I used to have this girl on the hook, I've made her give up some genuinely good relationships whenever I reel her in a little. It made me happy to see her miserable.

Now, she's travelling the world, and I'm old and poor and on Sup Forums.

i know... i really hope he doesn't find out, the thought horrifies me. i know people won't believe me but i do love him

no i believe you.

i love my boyfriend but i love to hurt him so much too.

I'm in an inappropriate relationship with my female middle school student.

No. No you're not.

are you obese?

i don't like hurting him though. they just treat me so differently. i offered him anal even begged him a few times but he hates the idea. i talked to his friend to maybe find out why. instead he really wanted to do it himself... he just bent me offer and took it. i knew it was wrong but it turned me on so much i couldn't say no

I fap to porn that's like who I'm fucking now instead of trying to fuck people I fap to

the somalis didn't pull you out of the car and beat you to death?

that's what would have happened in a REAL country.

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the best part of cheating is taking the trust between the two of you, and just destroying it

the second best part is his tears

do the bucket list user. all about you. do what you want. spend your money. do what you want.

c'mere slut

Shady wait a minute that's my girl, dawg

Maybe but most of the things I enjoy are considered boring. I mostly enjoy watching movies.

i don't want to. i mean it when i say that i don't want to see him get hurt.

i"m not looking for any more people. i'm trying by best to get rid of the ones that... ehm use me right now.

then do that. but come up with shit. fuck exotic whores. travel to places where you can fuck exotic whores. and watch movies on the plane (first class) and at the hotel (5 star)

I'll do it with you user. I'm rich. I can do that shit for lulz

well, its not like you're going to stop, are you? you still think about it every time you touch yourself.

you should learn to enjoy it.

I found out 15 years later a little girl I used to babysit and criticise the way she wears her hair (pig tails) kept her hair straight and at a specific length because that was the one time I didn't make fun of her hair. I feel like a child-scarring monster.

i really really do want to stop. i almost did it when it was just his 1 friend. but it's gotten nearly impossible to avoid all of them. but i guess you are right that i do think about it when i touch myself... what they do to me makes me feel so dirty

I organize hobo fights in a major city. Run it just like dog fighting and can make pretty good money as the house on bets. The hobos fight cheap or sometimes even for free if they have problems with each other that week

get the new to get rid of the current. it is necessary. they know your bf. this isn't sustainable. you need to have your asshole reamed by people who don't know your bf. I recommend married guys. They have as much to lose as you do and will keep their mouths shut - while you keep your anus open.

>trust me on this

and you love that feeling. cute. maybe you just need to be shown what youre missing.

been in love with my best friend for 12 years, through strange twist of fate now banging her younger sister occasionally.

wow. that's some shit. I actually believe this one.

i want to quit all together, i feel really guilty about it but... other people would be preferred, but they're close friends of him i can't get rid of them.

i eh, guess i do like the feeling, but i can't keep doing this. i don't want to hurt my boyfriend.

now you're thinking whore.

you need to get rid of his friends and have strangers fuck your ass

Fake and gay.
You're a man

I'm into abdl and have been trying to find myself a new online mommy/daddy. Th last one started getting too creepy/asking too much of me. I'm also in bed with a diaper on underneath some locked footed pajamas.

i"m not a whore, i don't get paid, maybe.. a slut kinda i guess ? but preferably i'd just want to get rid of his friends and not cheat on him at all anymore

i honestly want an older guy to do that to me

thats so cute. i want a little prince so bad. ):

In the past year and a half, I have murdered 6 transients across 4 states.

You're probably my best hobo fighter then

sorry, I stand corrected. slut

but I will pay you $500 to fuck your ass. whore.

same method? same MO?

how do you not get caught?

Lol what desperation 500 sight unseen

we have a history

and... 'desparation' doesn't; mean what you think it means.

I could get any dozens of whores for anal for $180 right now tonight if I wanted.

so, yeah, 'desparte' doesnt' apply

>stay in your lane, faggot

You're desperate to fuck this one to pay that premium
>you're a retard, faggot

have you considered sealing up your butthole? that would prevent this occurring fairly effectively

I bought a bunch of Viagra from a site that user recommended in the last secrets thread.

At least I hope I bought it. We'll see if I get ripped off soon enough.

>wasn't gookmoots banner ad viagra. I don't send credit cards to the fucking Ukraine motherafucka

you don't know what you're talking about faggot

>shut the fuck up Donnie

i'm not looking to be a whore either :/

i eh, don't know how i would do that. i guess chastity belts exist but my boyfriend would notice that.

nah just some superglue

you don't need to do the whole thing, but it'll be pretty stretched out right now so you could seal up like 75% of the gaping hole, render it impossible to fit a cock in and still be able to poop effectively

your bf doesn't like anal so wont notice

you have never sounded more like the 24 year old male basement dweller that you are until this second

yeah... i'm not doing that, that sounds very dangerous.

ok ?

thank you for acknowledging I'm correct dude

... Do you have skype?

whatever helps you sleep i guess

whore

dangerous? superglue sticks to the surface layer of skin, so when your skin sheds naturally it'll wear off. even if you fuck up it'll only affect you for half a week before it just comes out.

and I don't hear you suggesting any better ideas fuckface

we're on to your shit. you've learned to make your story a tad more believable but saving the really unbelieavable shit to the end

but we're onto you dude

he's not 24 for a few years yet.

I'm kind of a whore. I have slept with 5 guys in 2016. I currently have a fuckfriend. I don't believe in love anymore. And I'm drunk.

i'm not a whore.

i'm not putting glue up my butt.

i don't really have anything else to add ? i don't see what your problem is

>i'm not putting glue up my butt
okay new plan: spiders
guy goes to stick his dick in there and is all 'wtf what's that', pulls out, and there's a spider biting his dick

When I was 8/9 my older cousin had sex with me. Didn't know it was wrong at the time but spent most of my adult lift feeling guilty as I didn't try to stop it or tell any adults. Still not sure if it was sexul abuse or not. He was about 16. Went on for about 2 years in a room at my grandparents house (was a big house) also involved a female cousin and her brother. Have never told anymore the full truth

5 guys in 2017 would be a whore

I don't have a problem with you being a dude pretending to be a chick. I'm just calling you on it.

this picture is getting out of hand

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

8/9

16

um yeah, that was sexual abuse

>you can kill him in his sleep if you want. or I'll do it for you.

Never happened.

>hand

Tits and timestamp

'she' doesn't have tits

unless you count those pasty man-boobs

Yeah, it's pretty obvious. People fall for this shit too often.

I'm sterile

this isn't 2012, nobody does tits and timestamp anymore

I saved my ex-girlfriend from a suicide attempt. Found her in her apartment about to die from overdose after she sent me a weird text. Called 911. Visited her in the hospital and psyche ward every day.

Neither of us ever told anyone about it. We don't really talk much any more. She appears to be doing fine though.

I have one testicle.

me and 3 friends drugged and gang raped this chick

the next day she sucked my buddys dick, undrugged cus shes a slut

What are you looking for fromt he person? i might be interested.

key word: ex

>well played user, well played

i post a secret how i have trouble with cheating and that i want to quit and you ask me to post my tits. do you really think that makes sense ?

im not really sure since ive never had one properly. its mostly just been them ordering me to do things/giving me tasks or instructions.

winwin

user rather than femanon I'm assuming?

you know where you at?

nice, user

yeah, she looks like a slut.

I like to dry my dick after I pee with toilet paper so that my boxers won't be a little damp

i have been going on this site for atleast a year and i've never seen any girl post tits and timestamp.

same fam

done it for years, never told anyone

kek. good one

well im' in this thread and the fast and out of all the femanons not 1 posted pictures.

more like: i spend my days fantasizing about pedoshit