Pokemon box #6

Pokemon box #6
previous: requests?

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Robber lizard is best lizard
>inb4 sceptile fags

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delete this please sir

You see, user, he will have purpose and purpose alone. He will live to ensure your happiness, even if it means suffering. You will the center of his world

obligatory salazzle lingerie

kirlia is good gril

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Scyther pls

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>Robber lizard is best lizard
Oh you f-
>inb4 sceptile fags

A N G E R Y
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>You will the center of his world
You're making me like this more than I should.

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is this the full version?

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Sadly yes.

Something about gardevoir fuckers and dog fuckers.

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The god who rules above all lizards is FUG, unchallenged, unmatched. It is the absolute ruler.

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salazzle > fug
fite me

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I am just being honest. That is what he would do. Absolute and perfect devotion to you.

>denying literal god

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that ain't no lizard

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which hole, box?

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it has a dick, a vagina, and an anus. whether it is a lizard or not is somewhat irrelevant.

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>literally drawing without a reference

I know you're being honest. That's what's making this burn so much.

252 Atk Life Orb Rayquaza-Mega Dragon Ascent vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Salandit: 430-507 (143.3 - 169%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Pitiful mortals cannot defy a god

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Also, dat Delta stream will always blow away salazzle's pheromones.

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we were debating which is best lizard
it is entirely relevant
wow you're saying a legendary with a mega evolution can beat a run of the mill pokemon that evolves once? shocker
I wasn't talking about battles

Salazzle doesnt need those pheromones to attract me

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literal god is a lizard if it wants, it just has to have the right plate.

The top hole

but lizard isn't a type ;^)

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user, that burning sensation. Could it be love? Give yourself to Sceptile just like gives himself to you

excellent choice

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What's happening here... in that case
diaper beam time

You told me to fight you and so did I. FUG outperforms Sala in everything. Battles, Love, Grace, Devotion!

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No, it's herpes.

>implying salazzle would be concious long enough to notice you

You were doomed to fail. Fug is best lizard.

but not in breeding ability

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no, but dragons are winged lizards and dragon IS a type
also, salazzle technically isn't a lizard. neither is rayquaza, if we look at body structure.

kek

Love? There's no way.

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>Salazzle, the Toxic Lizard Pokemon

Do you honestly believe a mere mortal can surpass FUGs perfect Agape? Foolishness!

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meant to reply to

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>rayquaza's feels when it can never have a 4-way with 2 other legendary dragons from hoenn

How about dis?

anyone got more poke cocksleeves?

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>fug's getting involved
I'm not going down without a fight.

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Any more scyther?

I've been helping keep box alive for a few hours now, gonna go take a little break

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Not really, sorry. For some reason there's tons of Scizor and almost no Scyther.

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Damn.

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>Making Lucario doubt itself

Running out of Scizor as well...


Any requests?

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Espeon