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Yen > triss

emily

i think i've done it bros

i may be starting my job at a local bookstore soon

Traps these days, they're becoming way too convincing

Made myself feel gay

You are gay

Consuming a wicked amount of calories lads haha
based domino's

it is because you are gay, if you like bepis you are gay

just applied for a job lol

I hate america.

I'm pretty jealous 2bh bud
I have been wanting to work at a small local bookstore

You love me

where at dude?

What's the pay?

cell phone company lol

Shani > magic sluts

anime

Mormons

12.5 monopoly bucks an hour, fine by me, with my hours i'll have enough to pay rent and buy food

a little bit left over for whatever i want, i suppose

>thunderstorms rolling in

No. Kys.

Mormons are autistic and should be purged from society the world would be a better place without them but I will admit they are good at sucking cock

'tis a lovely anime youve got there! mind if I have it?

Mormons are good bois. They vote for trump and have lots of white chilluns

Not at all! What mine is yours, friend!

that's not very nice now is it?

Moving up in this world I see :^)

Mormons are good for fucking and cock sucking

in my experience this is true, but they're good for other stuff too

yessir, a place of my own at 18, very exciting

is it true that canadian bp is the most addictive substance known to man?

I forgot to mention they are good subs and are good at ass fucking

Should NOT have eaten that whole pizza and wings combo buds

Do you love periwinkle and do you accept him as your true lord and saviour

i've just been picking at a pizza all day

please be well, user

well i don't know about that

they're good for cuddles though on my bed. and nap cuddles. and being CUTE

I love periwinkle but unfortunately I cannot accept him as my lord and savior

>tfw my gf is going to move in with me next semester

would it be weird to pay for like a 10 dollar meal at a fast food with a 50? lowest bill I have in cash and my debit has a whopping 3 bucks on it rn and credit union is closed

Be my gf

>would it be weird to pay for like a 10 dollar meal at a fast food with a 50
Nope.

You're going to fail all your classes. Enjoy bitch drama

my wife is a lolli

Wrong

BEHOLD
THE LONGEST WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_New_Year_Honours

Who gives a fuck about what some fast food worker will think about you?

If anything they will think you're balling throwing 50s out for a meal

I said be my fucking Gf!

very nice

watch your language first

*triggered*
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Cant upload pics...but here a rare peri. Use wisely and only when triggered. Bye.

Seriously though, expect bitch drama/problems

no, mine is

who's this semen demon

Elaborate

no, mine is

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bye sweetie, have a nice evening

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nigga that thing is disgusting
back off buddy

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The Chive still exists?

EYO

what if i studied RUSSIAN

eto kto??

it would be pretty cool

What if you didn't?

id have to pick another language

post waifus in realifus

please do not

mom just asked me what girl scout cookies i like.

i said i didn't like mint and wanted the tagalong peanut butter patties and the savannah smiles

fite me

graduating in less than two months and can't bring myself to look for a job

she is real

the only

perv

taste like dry shit

Literally taking a nasty shit right now

Jenna is my fu

languages i could learn

RUSSIAN

JAPANESE

CHINESE

LATIN

How do I stop eating pizza everyday

Gotta study german with classmates, I just wanna be a hikki

You could learn pretty much every language there is to learn

>mfw a Californian posts

am not!

this

be my gf
I'll cook you healthy and tasty meals

i need to satisfy a degree requirement

you need to satisfy me first, tiger

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For me it's subway, I can't stop going there

be my bf
you'll be disciplined and whipped into submission while wearing panties

Russian what?

language

What is it like to commit a crime

The worst I've done is drinking one of those individual chocolate milks or juices while shopping and not scanning the empty bottle.

Satisfy my cock, leaf

How do you make friends in college?

Don't be black :(

this is my gf
hands off

styxhexenhammer666 is sad bros

wow i REALLY want a doughnut now i haven't had one in forever

only if you give me all your money, take me out to a expensive dinner, and then I'll think about it