Betty White is going to die on January 19th, 2017

Betty White is going to die on January 19th, 2017.

If she does, I'm blaming you.

Interesting.
The neckbeard is strong with this one.

I'd say february 19th, 2017

I was thinking about this today.

Explain?

I don't blame you.

We should all think about it.

It really makes you think.

I think that thinking is good to think about.

dat filename

Thank you for noticing m8.

Ass for you

Jim Carrey will kill himself first

Yea, I guess. I dunno I'll think about it.

You do that, it's good to think about it before thinking about doing it.

Donald Trump should die on January 19th, 2017.

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Why is liberal in my thread? REEEE

She knows she's been weak for a while now. She will be taken peacefully

I never thought of it that way.

I think you should slow down and think about thing a little more

I wish I had thought of that. What do you think?

Are you trying to curtail my freedom, bro?

I think it's wonderful to think about it that way.

Yeah. What else would I be doing?

Thinking about stuff helps me to remember things. Can you remember the last time you forgot something?

I dunno, shitposting and fapping?

Betty White here.
I'm lmaoing at ur life right now kid.

Screencapped for future reference

Seen this thread on /x/ earlier

That was me

Oh no, Betty

I think the last time I forgot something was the last time I was trying to remember what I forgot.

This is the most threatening post I've seen all week.

How do you plan on killing Betty White OP?

Nobody said I'm going to kill her. I'm simply stating her death date.

What an extraordinary claim you have there.
Though I don't see any repeating digits to back it up

I'll never forget January 19th 2017 though. Betty White will be missed. The sun itself will shed tears down upon this earth. All will be cleansed.

Good riddance to that liberal bitch

Im not sayin shes gonna die, im just sayin...


Baddabingbaddaboom.

What?

Put me in the cap my dudes

I'm not gonna be the cause of her death. Just the predictor.

She will have a peaceful death

rip

I wish a peaceful death for all of us.

Check'd

I'm not so sure that is realistic.

A regrettable fact indeed.

If she does die I am going to rip out every pube on my scrotum one by one

I'm holding you to that, user.

We must live with this sad fact until we cannot live any more

I'm ready for the big ride baby.

Well strap in and relax, you're in it for a while

Aren't we all?

That's my birthday

Fool! Betty White has another good 15 years in her because she used her St. Olaf Highlander powers to absorb extra life years from her Golden Girl cast mates.

7 days.

That would the the 13th, m8.

She has been punished by the gods for doing just that

Betty White isn't for much longer

What's gonna happen if by chance there's a glitch in the matrix and Betty lives past January 19th 2017? Will this thread still be posted in the days following such an event?

The only way she will still be alive is if outside forces (Doctors) intervene in her death and keep her alive. But to answer your question, yes, I will make a new claim for when she will expire.

I will be sure to keep my eye out for any future threads.

Why is the bongs from that one dk game here?

Fuck you, quitter

I will make a thread here and on /x/ regardless of the outcome

I really don't know.

I do frequent the spoopy board.

Then expect a thread on the 19th

I just bumped the /x/ thread.

How do you know this information. Can you reveal your source?

Scooch that yellow Bath bottle back in line, dammit!!