BUS WANKERS

BUS WANKERS

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FEISTY ONE YOU ARE

BUS TURDS!!!

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YOU BUMDER

> Had just left 6th Form when this show aired, and related to the main characters because some of the situations were uncomfortably familiar
> Now working as a teacher, and relate to Mr Gilbert

FRIEND OOOOH FRIEND

Mr. Gilbert


Height 6' 8" (2,04 m)


Are you as tall

Christ, I wish.

This show has aged very weirdly for me. Because I'm British and related to every detail, it feels like a picturesque slice of 2008-2011 that's hard to watch for me

>Brits claim their comedy is miles of sophicitaion above the USAs
>Their crowing achievements series finale is four boys puking on one another in a tent

Dont get me wrong its a funny show but the superiority is so odd

Can you be one nasty fucker?

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Youre a briefcase mong

>have you ever been online without having a wank
>it's inevitable innit

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Compare UK shameless to US remake (fuck up) and every other perfectly good tv show they need to remake for US audiences and then get back to me.

Compare the US remake of the Inbetweeners and you'll know why people consider UK humour soperior

CAR FRIEND SHALL WE PLAY FOOTBALL

I think thats why it doesn't really get a huge amount of criticism on here, even though its very normiecore, its totally relatable and everyone has experienced at least some of what they do on the show

One of my distinct memories watching the Inbetweeners was my tears of laughter after Simon stepped onto the catwalk with a bollock hanging out

FINE
FUCKING FINE

We call them testicles.

Man I had that car 15 years ago

have you never heard bollock before

>remakes

everyone knows remakes are always shitty thats not a fair comparison and you both know it

I like how british shows actually have lower middle class houses that look like people actually live there. Not some ridiculous penthouses for waitresses.

Malcolm in the Middle comes close without looking too artificial

So why do you guys keep making them?

fishing

I always remember the scene when one of the younger teachers walks past them and they all go "Phwoar, Mrs. Smith is so fit" and Will looks confused at them all and replies "No she's not, she's just the only female teacher under the age of 30." I remember simultaneously cringing and laughing at that because there was a teacher exactly like that at my school, and years later we bumped into her in a bar and were like "Did she always look like that? Has she aged badly?"

People all over still fucking reference to this day, great writing tßh. If it sounds dumb but people remember it, it aint dumb I guess.

You know the answer

way to divert my original discussion topic

Where are you from?

>Now working as a teacher, and relate to Mr Gilbert

This so hard, I'm not quite as jaded as him yet since I've only been in the job a couple of years but I look at some of the other teachers in my school who've been doing it for decades and know I'll get there eventually.

Oh cmon US audiences have an allergic reaction to anything that wasn't murican. Subtitles used to be the excuse on why they have to remake the entire thing, but for English speaking shows there is no excuse. Americans are insulated and like it that way. The internet is the only way to get the original stuff, tv networks simply won't show it

>Oh cmon US audiences have an allergic reaction to anything that wasn't murican

Not true at all, Monty Python is incredibly popular there to this day.

Not the person you're replying to, but my experience of teachers is that a lot of them love teaching, but hate all the bullshit that comes with it like marking, planning etc.

Not as rewarding as it used to be they say

That's 1. Keep going. See if you can name anything newer. Also how many or of this list applies: spaced, father ted, it crowd, black books, cucumber

Yeah, and they don't get it. They just laugh at the silly walks. They don't understand satire or irony.

>great writing
They nailed the typical group of high school boys in most Commonwealth countries.

The friend shit was something you could clearly picture your friends doing just to piss you off. The time Will went to the bottle store in Simon's dad's clothes was so much like the first time I tried to buy drinks.

Is all Monty Python popular, or just The Holy Grail and The Life of Brian? I could probably count on one hand how many Monty Python sketches I know.

Top Gear is huge there and John Oliver is one of the most influential comedians in political satire today.

>cucumber
u wot m8

That's exactly it. Teaching is great, but OFSTED and their fucking box ticking about paperwork is getting ridiculous. Not to mention all the other shit.

For example, I teach English, and as of this year we can't teach any Non-British literature at GCSE, thanks to Gove. Fucking bullshit.

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>tfw you all know someone like Jay

The banter was spot on as well. The fact they were constantly spinning what each other said into double entendres was great, especially the lame comebacks "Brilliant Jay..."

Oh I love teaching, but teenagers acting like children like they do in The Inbetweeners definitely does get eye roll worthy very quickly, even if you know you were the exact same. I certainly empathise with Gilbert a lot.

Top gear is huge everywhere, and they still had a US remake. John oliver is on an American show.
Frankly you can keep him

office usa was better desu senpai

It being huge everywhere doesn't discount that it's a British comedy show bigger in the US than any American comedy show is here.

Here ya go, because Internetting is hard
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cant believe raimi got away with this

genius

OH.

I completely forgot about that.

Why are britbong threads always so boring?

You can't boil top gear down as a British comedy show. Most comedy shows don't get ten million quid an episode busgets with free equipment use from the air force and navy and product placement from super car manufacturers

lol

Why are british people so ugly?

In Britain, actors are cast based on acting ability. In America, they are cast on looks. So on average, people in British shows are uglier, but much better actors.

Just look at the American Inbetweeners, where all the 'actors' looked like GQ models, and were clearly cast based on looks rather than talent.

>he thinks american Jay is attractive.

Why do americans feel the need to change everything when importing a UK show to the US? I mean our language is 95% similar to yours.

Why did you replace David Attenborough with Sigorny Weaver ffs?

Inbreeding
Lack of sunlight
Shit diet
Very few dentists
They hate exorcise
Inability to hold their liquor
Terrible fashion sense
Inbreeding
Small

i have no idea why, but this part had me rolling

this

It annoys me but I guess it's just a culture difference.

Look at UK shameless compared to US. Everyone in the UK version is an ugly cunt but play their roles to perfection. Literally everyone in the US version is gr8 looking except Frank and you just can't follow it in the same way.

That's right, we hate to exorcise

>exorcise.....

You fucking idiot

>exorcise

>people taking obvious bait

John Oliver couldn't get fucking arrested on British TV. You only give shows to total nobodies thinking they're superior.

>we can't teach any Non-British literature at GCSE
Why is that a bad thing?

UKucks pls leave

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>ur dads uh bendah
>why cant we get laid? lol so awkward m8
>i wanna shag ur mum, innit?

I've watched every episode and I don't get it. It's so mediocre I don't understand why bongs hold it in such high regard.

someone shouted this at me once and I wasn't even waiting for a bus I was just sitting out of the rain waiting for someone.

Worst day of my life ever.

Because it's fucking hilarious for some reason. That episode with the tall girl giving out blowjobs... it's nothing short of genius m8. Cringe humour is the best.

ew

>implying Non-British countries even have real literature

Is it? I found the 'bus wankers' scene kind of funny and maybe a few others that I can't remember as it's been a year since I watched them but it was just awkward moments with a thousand sex and gay jokes. I never found myself laughing once.

they are both shit

>John Oliver is one of the most influential comedians in political satire today

Still baffles me how yanks ate him up when he did the rounds on the usual panel/quiz shows here and everyone thought he was a fucking shit nobody.

R8 THE INBETWEENERS FUNNINESS
NEIL
JAY
WILL
SIMON

Why does Hollywood ruin fucking everything?

Swap Will and Jay, and you have yourself a deal.

>British are unable to hold liquor

Any bloke off the street could drink you under the table, you fucking joke

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he failed on mock the week for crying out loud

that just shows how bad he is

>Inability to hold their liquor
If you're American you can fuck off. An average 8 year old Brit could outdrink any American

>Bud light
Haha

All of the shit listed in that post and all we get is
>oi m8, ill drink until ur liva blows up i swer on me mum

Can tell you didn't have many mates, mate.

The first film was cracking too, I've done Magaluf (pre-blowjobgate) and Malia with my own slightly awkward mates, it was so uncomfortably true. Except the girls.

It's praised for being accurate, you daft nigger.

It's not the sunshine and rainbows bollocks you like to peddle.

I didn't like your shitty britbong show, so I must've grown up a friendless loser? I had friends, had some similar experiences as to ones in the show. It doesn't make a re-enactment of pretty basic childhood events funny.

>Why do americans
>Why did you
Nigger, you do know that American audiences dont actually have a hand in what shows they import and what actors they hire, right?

bongistanis are notorious for not being able to hold their liquor

i regularly smash fuck out of them when they come to my country

You beat them up or make a point of getting them to participate against you in drinking contests which they lose? I'm not following you at all.

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>Because they need to edit down 60 minute shows to fit 45 minute slots (another reason to buy the BBC DVDs). They cut up and rearrange footage as needed and then rerecord the dialogue to match. There are also references and measurements that wouldn't make sense to an American audience. Most of the shows can be purchased under the BBC name (originals) or Discovery/TLC/etc (broadcast US versions) in the US.

That's a shame for Americans, Sigourney Weaver has a great voice but David Attenborough has so much passion emanate from his voice that I feel they're missing out a bit. After hearing five minutes of Oprah I wanted someone to murder her.

I beat them up when they get mouthy after not being able to hold thier drink.

I'm American and even I can admit we have no tolerance to drink. Most of us get drunk after one bud light lol

That can't be true. Americans are notorious for not being able to fight. I took out 7 at once last time I went lol

I am not american but they are better fighters than bongs in general.

American here.

I can attest to the fact we can't drink, nor fight.

>bongistanis are notorious for not being able to hold their liquor

It probably has to do with disgust and the refusal to swallow Budweiser. That's not a real contest.