THE BOUQUET RESIDENCE, THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING

THE BOUQUET RESIDENCE, THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING

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OH ITS YOU SHERRIDEN!

Afternoon Mrs. Bucket

>Bucket

>its an Onslow wears his jumper vest episode

It's a Rose being a gross old slut episode

>the Vicar's wife
>that haircut
>that accent

instant boner

>all the bucket siblings were named after flowers
>bucket gets mispronounced by hyacinth as bouquet all the time
P O T T E R Y

>its a Onslows Ford backfires episode

>it's a daddy dresses up episode

>Hyacinth never got to have her candlelight supper

good episodes desu

Is Richard the most punished TV character of all time?

he loved it because he rattled hyacinthe on a regular basis

That nervous/clumsy neighbor chick was so hot.

Elizabeth?

was her brother gay?

He'd just gotten divorced in the first episode.

Liz's first haircut made her look like a queen elizabeth impersonator.

Yeah, would marry and fuck in all holes. I bet her asshole feels great.

MIND THE PEDESTRIAN RICHARD

do u think she has hairy pusy mmm

Everybody in England has a hairy pussy

MIND THE COWS RICHARD.

She's so hot, I'd love to have axillary with her while she's fully clothed in a wide-sleeved summer dress and when I'm about to finish into her sweaty pits just hike her dress up instead and pull the edge of her Depends away from her fragrant hairy pussy and cum into them so that the semen gets matted with her moist pubic hair and the piss coating their inner layer.

I bet Onslow got sloppy blowjobs every day

Onslow and Daisy were one of the best TV couples. You just know they really loved each other.

No, Hyacinth keep him on the straight and narrow.

I always thought at some point her husband would die and at the funeral someone calls out to her as Mrs Bouquet, and she just has a rush of emotion over how she was so silly about it over the years and says

"It's Bucket dear. It always has been."

>"It's Bucket dear. It always has been."
I didn't come here for feels.

That would have been the perfect ending.

Shame something like that never happened because Routledge didn't want to be typecast as Hyacinth.

>trying to have sex with elizabeth
>getting blowjob
>dick keeps popping out each time she moves head back
>apologises for her clumsiness
>grinding against me
>moves butt up too much so dick just flops below her
>apologises for her clumsiness
>tries to guide dick to pussy
>accidently shoves it in her ass
>apologises for her clumsiness
>wake up next morning, she's made breakfast
>spills cup of tea on me
>apologises for her clumsiness

>its a 'richard goes berserk and murders hyacinth with a frying pan episode'

Bloody Bucket posters

Because he was gay?

that's nice

>tfw when routledge and swift are both still alive
>tfw the time left for them to be able to make one last special gets less and less with each day

this is a private, slimline, pearl white telephone with no oriental associations whatsoever!

we need more sitcoms that have 'gross old slut' as a character type

>it's a Mrs Bucket steals a rental car by accident and hijacks ensue episode

Many decibels of hearty belly laughter to be had in this show

>tfw no sister living in a mansion with room for a pony

>It's my sister Violet! She's the one with the Mercedes, swimming pool, and room for a pony.

What did she mean by this?

It's BOUQUET!

She'll sing at me, Liz.

Why didn't nobody like her?

The next door neighbour guy and his wife went to great measures to avoid even speaking to her. She's nice.

>that one time he loses it and lays down the law and she goes dead silent from shock and everybody looks at him like he has balls of steel

She's a working class girl who's only seen the middle class and upper class on TV and magazines and tries to copy that while spending most of her time bragging about how much of her husbands money she's spent on fancy things no-one else cares about while being in denial about her openly gay son and her working class in-laws who nearly everyone likes more than her which infuriates her because she's done everything in her life to impress the fancy and well-to-do in her community but they prefer Oslo and Daisy, who never put in any effort at anything.

In reality I'd feel sorry for her if I knew her.

Why was this show so good bros?

WTF is this old crap ?? lmao

back to lebbit

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>tfw Onslow is dead

>I bet her asshole feels great.

At least there we actually talk about cool shows, not old shit

go back then you plonker

>it's been 4 years this month since Geoffrey Hughes' death
fucking hell

>the one time she leads him on a wild detour only to get stuck in the mud and he totally loses it and makes her push him out, and she gets covered in mud
>YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS RICHARD BUCKET-I MEAN, BOUQUET!

>THE NAME WAS BUCKET TILL I GOT MARRIED WITH YOU!!

How much dose he want now?

aw nice.

Tea at 11 elizabeth!

Yes thankyou Hyacinth.

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daisy really sold it with how flirty and giggly she was

>that episode where they won a cruise and Hyacinth thought they had stowed aboard

Jesus christ mate.

How are you even still alive??

This

They can't do it for One Foot in the Grave they gotta do it for this!

boat episode = best episode

i love this pasta

>its a hyacinth is trying to spy on the neighbor and trips over a rosebush 30 times episode

Roy Clarke combined with the perfect cast.

These threads are so infrequent it doesn't feel too forced

What the fuck is our presumptive Prime Minister doing living next to Hyacinth

I unashamedly would
pray4me

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