Ask a p-psychologist anything!

Ask a p-psychologist anything!

Do you need s-some hep with a problem you've been having?
A kind w-word or two?
Maybe just s-someone to tell you it'll all be okay?

I'm here for you, Anonymous. Don't suffer in silence.

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*wraps her arms around you and squeezes* H-hello Anonymous

Are you a psychologist?

That's enough for today.

Maybe tomorrow.

Why did you pick a useless science when we need more jobs in real sciences like chemistry or real medicine?

W-why yes, what can I d-do for you today?

C-considering I w-work as a programmer, is computer science g-good enough for you?

Sure is for my employer.

Then you would not be considered a psychologist now would you ?

B-bit early for you to be up, isn't it?

Sorry, i hate psychologists. As a chemist I can't stand that fake science forgive me. I will leave this beautiful thread alone.

H-have a nice day.

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sup doc, why be a brain shrinker?

>Maybe just s-someone to tell you it'll all be okay?

could use someone to tell me I won't die a virgin

Big ask i know

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*pets the Alice*

Nice Alice

I n-never asked for this.

T-there are worse things to die, Anonymous.

S-someones gotta do it. Too many big brains around here!

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Are you a p-photographer?

but there are also better things to die, including not a virgin

feels like i barely had a chance before and now i'll never get another

cmon gimme the story while you wait for more crazies to drop in

SAVE IT FRIEND, IT'S ALL YOURS!

C-can't even work a camera.

w-w-w-what the fuck is happening in here?

*gently ruffles the Alice's hair*

Such a wonderful young woman~

I've n-never had an opportunity to use this picture until now....

W-what do you mean? It isn't as if s-sex is impossible to get you know.

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what approach of study do you like the most? I like transpersonal psychology and humanistic approach.
What do you think about cognitive-behavioral therapy?

Thoughts on psychoanalysis and Freud

it is when theres no-one to have sex with

*laughs quietly* I f-fear by the end of the day, m-more than a few people will think differently.

But thank you.

*laughs softly and kisses your cheek* S-sorry Anonymous....it's t-too long and ill conceived.

M-more philosophy than psychology.

CBT is v-very effective f-for a wide range of disorders, especially anxiety. I h-highly recommend it.

Are y-you on a desert island? C-can I join you?

*holds you close*

Perhaps. But I won't.

>C-can I join you?

sure, maybe then i'll get some sex!

probably not though.

*laughs softly* W-we will see.

I've g-got cobwebs down there.

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>I've g-got cobwebs down there.

um, i'll wash it first?

...with my tongue?

do eeeet or this fairy gets the hairdrier

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*squeezes*

S-she'll come back.

N-nice save.

*squeeze*

if you need bumps i'll read the fitness gram pacer test in its entirety

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How the fuck do I get over someone?

me irl

I lust for Asuka, you don't understand. The hair, the suit, the eva, the hair clips. It is everything, but I don't want her. I want to become her. I am doing what I can, it took me a long time but I lost the weight. I am slowly building the suit. But will this make me happy user? I feel once the project is complete I will have nothing. What do I do?

Set yourself a post-completion goal, or have a few in mind at least.

geez fine lets change angle then
so what keeps you motivated besides dosh?

I sexually fantasise about being a young girl. Is this, uh, normal? And okay?

Are you black ?

This is tough. As you can see from my recent pic I need to grow out my hair more and dye it. In the end though, will I be happy? I want to live this fantasy to the maximum. Turn it into reality. I will need more to be involved. But how do I find like minded people to share this with?

vocaroo.com/i/s1Bvgc15p6eD

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>will I be happy?

Don't aim for happiness. Aim for goals. Happiness comes on its own.

Avoiding thinking about happiness.

I have sexual fantasies about killing a black women and rape her cold body. Should I be worried ?.

T-time.

N-nothing motivates me dear

why do i want to die every day

>stuttering on 'psychologist'
This never fails to wind me up

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It's been 9 months. Time isn't working

*grins* T-this is me not givin' a fuck

It c-can take up to four years.

D-depression. Seek a medical p-professional.

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>nothing motivates me
bullsheeeeeeet
cmon out with it or things will get very embarrassing

Do black lives matter? Should I suck them off?

user, you have a very soothing voice. It comforts me in my greatest time. I feel the project must go forth. In the end what do I have to lose? I am not the most attractive male in the world. But as a strong independent Asuka, I can become anything I ever dreamed. But I have so many doubts..... The conflict is real. What would she do??

I guess suicide is an option then. I don't want to feel miserable for so long

Without happiness what are we then. We are Rei. I could never see myself being a Rei. A cold emotionless shell, this, this is what scare me user.

Hello, I want to figure out how I can like myself more.
I feel inferior to most people regardless of living a decent life, which I tell myself.
Any help would be appreciated.

S-seek a medical professional, like I said.

*shrugs* C-can't help you then.

Yes, no.


T-time for me to go to work my d-dears.
Feel f-free to email me at [email protected] if y-you need more assistance.

Alice out.

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I didn't say don't be happy. I said don't aim for happiness. Happiness is a byproduct, not a target.

send emails to my email for more banana related posting

How can I make the world a better place?

I'm already on men's and I've talked to several people about my depression. Shit doesn't work

Be me, 27 years old. Never been loved, never had a girlfriend. There's a girl I'd die for, I tried to aproach to her despite the fact I'm very socially awkward. At first she was kind and nice, but all of sudden she is very cold to me and I feel she avoids me when she can. I really don't know what I did wrong, I was always kind to her and never disrespected her... I feel like I'm doomed to be alone... I've been alone my whole life, at first I didn't care... but now I don't want to be alone... not anymore... I feel very depressed... what to do mr. user?

>Emilier's Guide to Niggers
good taste, user

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banigger
you know too much potassium can be fatal

You give me much to think about. I will contemplate while watching "Asuka Strikes!"

im immune

bullshit, you are bananas
i bet you see yellow when you close your eyes

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>stutter
Don't you have Victoria Justice pics to post in celeb threads or something?