Come home, see this. What do?

Come home, see this. What do?

Become its agent for a spin-off of The Hobbit.

"Hey ma"

360 and walk away

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Sleal it's ring and turn invisible to get away

If you do a 360, you'd still be facing it

Close the portal to the realm of madness, I always forget to do that.

feel disgusted that you would even DARE think of smashing but smash anyways

Ask it to bring me to mount doom so i can destroy the ring

>being this new

pound the mound

Tell you to get better at Photoshop, faggot.

You think?

>Being so new you fall for the response of a 360 comment.

You think, again?.................... retard.

Kill it with fire. God failed by letting this live.

This is sad

Walk into house
see that abomination
bail out the fucking window
get a safe distance away
trigger the failsafe
see about replacing the bulk of my possessions.

Does the phrase "GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED!" ring any bells?

360 means jumping right on her pussy user

>360 means jumping right on her pussy user

Hey! Welcome to Sup Forums!

You'll find introductory leaflets on the admissions table to your left, and of course our complimentary whine and sneeze bar
on the right.

you got owned

to be honest, fck her brains out, i dont really like it, but sure ppl are keen to try everything inst it? so if it is a women i'll try it

Vomit until she drowns or I die.

Why not both?

Put it in the oven

>you got owned

Are you my new owner? If so, I'd like you to start feeding me.

wtf is this, source??

Take pictures and put them on Sup Forums. Guess that make you the winner

>Come home, see this. What do?

I'd immediately stop believing Santa Claus is a good person.

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kill it with fire

Wrong home. I need new glasses

>117
You got a flamethrower handy master chief?

some gasoline and a match is enough

With dubs on your side I trust your competence...

Feed that starving girl... WTF how can someone so short be starving, she doesn't need to eat much to put some skin on her bones...

Then I'd keep her as a pet.

Heh. Sorry, kid. Nothin' personal. (Autistic animu fighting sounds)

Kill for Blood Echoes and loot

>hi guys just joined half chan

Call the police

or animal control

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I'd probably have to fuck it, but then I'd have to kill it and bury it in the woods.....

Nope, you're still a newfag autist fuckdonkey. You came to Sup Forums young, and you've made your mistake... There's no taking it back now, faggot...

>implying I have a house

>implying god exists

SAUCE PLS!!!!!

>IMP
>LYING
TRIGGERED

That's why you walk backwords dumbass.
>also a fucking newfangled. Leave us alone a go play roblox.

Post more OP.

Strangely I want to see this abomination getting railed

I'd fuck a chocolate bold guy

ill put my penis inside her

How much does she charge for the hour ?

Ow why the f not .. Lets do this.

stamp it out of existence

Sauce?

>Post more OP.

'k

'kk

'kkk

'kkkk, last one I have

i would fuck that cripple midget pussy like a jack hammer

have a shag and throw in dumpster

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this

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moar OP
that's so hot

Kys

Check my map, clearly I'm walking in circles.

I am OP and these are my posts... have no more.

needs to be a vid of this creature being fucked by a giant nigger cock until it bleeds and cries

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>mfw degenerate and would hit and quit

pussy looks gorgeous OP

She'd be fun. Got to look at the positives: Pussy's probably tight; probably can't get pregnant; probably weighs 50 pounds max so you can pick her up and fuck her any which way you want; probably doesn't eat much so dates would be cheap; those eyes in this pic are just saying "please fill me with cock".

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND. LIKE A RECORD BABY, ROUND ROUND! YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND. LIKE A RECORD BABY, ROUND ROUND! YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND. LIKE A RECORD BABY, ROUND ROUND! YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND. LIKE A RECORD BABY, ROUND ROUND! YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND. LIKE A RECORD BABY, ROUND ROUND!

Decent face

Cover body completely. Chain up. Use for blow jobs and deep throats. And that's it.

/thread

Re-inflate, fix leak.

Call Ghost Busters

every hole's a goal.

you cant /thread your own post newfag

fuck the mouth

AHAHHA HE TROLLED U XDDDD GEW MAD GET REKT

Wonder how it escaped, then proceed to chain it back up.