Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Fag

Because nobody but me likes her like I do.

M.I.N.E.

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(Louise)
Oh geez, someone like me, although I don't have that much due to lacking funds

>Gameboy
>Gameboy Color
>Gameboy Advance
>Gameboy Advance SP
>Nintendo DS
>Nintendo 3DS
>New Nintendo 3DS
>Wii
>WiiU
>Xbox 360
>PS2
>PSP
>PS4

The crown of my collection would be the limited edition of Xenoblade Chronicles for Wii. If the price didn't drop, it should still sell for about 200€

that's King Fag to you

Ah, gosh, I forgot my Xbox and my 360.
Yeah, I got all this a few years back. If I was still as rich, I'd have a Virtual Boy and a PS4.
I'm also pretty proud of my in-box copy of Metroid. It's not sealed or anything, but I still love it.

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>(Louise)
>"Oh geez"
I guess you can say
"Geez Louise"

It could be adorable once she's attached.

Rumia claimed

Geez Lousie that's amazing. I'd love to have Super Metroid for SNES though, it's my favorite game of all time

See above. Like that?

>Also, I don't get it

I got a little sore looking thing really close to my lip. I doesn't look bad.
Do I have herpes?

Nonsense, give her back snagger!

Are you serious?!
It's my favorite of all time too!
My copy is a little beat up, but I'm so glad I have it! I actually sat down and beat it the other day, trying for a fast time for the first time. 1:42, something like 40% item collection.

OH gosh I just realized it's 5:30 AM
I'm gonna head to bed. See you all tomorrow!!

>Forgot picture then it detected malicious code in my picture
;_;

See ya around! Don't be a stranger

Slow thread.

You've never had her at all, actually, so there's no possible giving back

hi

Lies as usual, why would you think she belongs to you? hand her over before so nobody gets hurt, and i mean you of course.

Thread will never be as fast as it used to by the time Hand and Holst posted.

Claimed

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Fifty pounds to spare.
How luxurious.

Because we're married and have been for years now.
There shall be no handing over, Nui is mine permanently.

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>Implying you'd ever be able to do so
That's nonsense and i don't believe it!

Let's just accept big smoke as a best waifu aight

All of your waifus are shit tbh m8s

i love these big smoke maymays post more

You simply lack taste.

I figured out as much, even if Holsts wasn't really one to talk a lot.
Times change, my friend.
>youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM

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カラミチーマス

But I not only could marry Nui, I already have. It's absolute truth that you should believe.

You simply lack pussy faggot

Why should i believe your lies?

Hello

Hi

Hello Koume user

Hello, how was your day?
Hello how are you?

I played a lot of bloodborne. Did you just wake up?

Tired, I guess... woke up in the middle of the night, for some reason

Just bought wallpaper engine, gonna 2hu up my desktop.

Yeah, I went to sleep like 12 hours ago
Nice

Any plans for today?

Not really, same plans as always. What about you?

Try to sleep. I don't know what after that

It seems pretty good - I've got an animated Remilia on my desktop for now.

No Rumia on the workshop yet, sadly

Ah, you going to go to sleep soon?

snow. Ain't that fabulous?

I don't know. I'm laying bed but don't feel tired

>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD

That looks pretty nice
Then why not wait for Hanako to get home and chat with them?

I don't know when Hanako gets home and I they only get on at night I thought

True, they should have gotten home by now. I do not know what to tell you I am sorry

It's fine. Chatting with you is nice enough

I hope you do not find me boring

Well I find myself boring but other people are quite interesting.

We think the same. Then, is there anything you would like to know about me?

Sure. How tall are you? Hair and eye color? What kind of clothes do you like to wear? I think that's good enough to start

Waifu with experiance.

I am 6 ft, if I spend time out in the sun my hair will turn blonde but it takes a long time otherwise it is brown, greenish gray eyes. I like to wear pants(jeans when out, sweats at home in winter), t-shirts and hoodies

We finally completed a session that was planned in a single sitting. Our DM is proud. Though I did not rogue the first trap.

Because they're actually truths, why do you think they're lies?

And?

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You are a very tall. So like a dirty blonde hair? Sounds like cool eyes. Same for me on clothes except the sweat pants. I also like to wear flip flops. Good job

Ranma?

I wear converse shoes, how tall are you?

Because you simply aren't worthy!

I'm 5'5 or 5'6. What kind of food do you like?

I like Asian food and Italian food

I really only eat the orange chicken. So like spaghetti and pizza?

Yeah, I also like chicken and turkey other types of meat are alright but those are my favorite

I've very worthy actually! Nui and I are perfect for each other.

Where was the last place you went out to?

Oh, and how would that be? seems very unlikely.

To therapy and then Walmart last Friday

What did you get at Walmart? Last place I went was a supermarket and got some food

I bought a heating blanket and so far I am pretty happy with it

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I hate those things I always get stuck up in the cord because I move around too much when I lay down

I have a little thing at the bottom of my bed that is kind of like bars so I put the cord through there

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Do you ever want to get some job or you don't know?Swedish rei?

I would not mind getting a job but it would have to be something that I can decide my own hours, but I do not think I will be able to get one with my mental problems

Well that sucks. Why did you pick Koume?

I was going to pick Tomoko or Yuuno but there was too many people choosing them, then I was going to pick Sawyer from Black Lagoon but I only have like 30 pictures of her, and I like Koume she is cute but also kind of creepy

We're just a great couple. Love each other, love doin things together, all that. What more description of how do ya want, cause I got a lot.

Huh. When I first started claiming I would wait for the other Tomoko poster to not claim. I would start claiming in like the middle of the night. Are you happy with koume? She is cute and creepy for sure

Yeah I am happy with Koume

A lot of lies you mean, correct?