Why doesn't this country have its own name?

Why doesn't this country have its own name?

The "United States of [continent]" is not a valid name for a country, especially when there are other countries on the same continent that are not part of the "united" one.
In addition to this, there also exist countries, similar to the one this thread is about, which still have their own name, although they consist of multiple states, like Germany for instance. Germany is not called the "United States of Europe", is it?

So why doesn't [flag.png] have its own name? Is it because they couldn't find a fitting one? Or what's the issue here?

Do you have any naming suggestions so we can help the poor citizens of this unnamed country to finally find their identity?

Doucheland is a shitty name bro

Columbia, Freedonia, Appalachia, Alleghany were names proposed after American Revolutionary War. I like Alleghany myself.

mate that isn't a flag for any country

>Federative Republic of "Made-up in the end of 19th century name for lands between Preussia and Austria"
What did Otto mean by this?

We are the exception
Doesn't have the same 'umph'

>says the guy who wants to make Europe a country

>Dog bless FREEDONIA

Sounds fucking hilarious

>mfw the EU is literally on the verge of collapse

>Do you have any naming suggestions so we can help the poor citizens of this unnamed country to finally find their identity?
Shartian. God Bless The Shartian. The Ultra Shartian (US). :DDDDDD

But it does
Its called BandarĂ­kin

>names proposed after American Revolutionary war
>Freedonia, Appalachia, Alleghany

-gheny*

Freedonia sounds fucking stupid

>The "United States of [continent]" is not a valid name for a country,
Unfortunately for you, it is. And that's that.

There are two things you can do about it though, and there are as follows:

1. Nothing
2. Love it

OP, is "Federated States of Micronesia" okay?

>again bad flag

Why not
>Federated States of Macronesia
???
This would perfectly fit your "great" country of "big" people.

Another suggestion:
>Shartico

Sry bro, but "America" is a continent. It's just used as a synonym of your cunt because of its non existing name.

americans lack creativity

For what they lack in creativity they make up in girth.

how many times are you gonna make this thread and what topic are you going to switch to next aldi boy

Because we have the names of our states, as the name United States heavily implies. Mexico could have called itself the United States of America first but we were independent before everybody else so we got dibs on it.

No, it's another country with a name that's "invalid" by your standards.

Do you even international?

The people will look back and remember the Americans. The greatest republic that ever existed. You can't take that name away from us just like a Canadian is a Canadian it don't matter the ethymology. America is short for United States of America, we are Americans, simple as that.

Is McAmerica unique enough?

>it's a German tries to make a bait thread but Germans are so autistic that people can't tell the difference and are just sort of bewildered at what they're reading episode

Shartinmartistan

>Freedonia

never change, america