So I'm fucking this girl often but still too beta to cum on her face/mouth...

So I'm fucking this girl often but still too beta to cum on her face/mouth. Do girls actually like this or has porn fucked up my brain?

Do it on their chest, they love that. they have to be pretty sick in the head to want it anywhere near their mouth.

My wife hates it on the face but doesn't mind (not necessarily likes it) on the tits and stomach.

idk man I heard most girls are just as fucked up as guys.

grill here

belly is ok
tits are ok in the shower
back is of course ok
face is disgusting and no woman actually likes it. they like you and want to make you happy. and if that makes you happy you're disgusting

TITS OR GTFO

>catholic priests have been fucking boys since about 322 AD

just don't cum in her eye!

Truth.

But remember OP, every girl is different. YMMV

Always aim for the hair if your hate fucking her face

This NewFag kek

you are just saying that so that we would want to paint your face

Have you ever taken a load to the face?

I prefer cumming inside them.

Tits or gtfo does not apply in this case newfag.
Femanon's insight in threads relating to taking loads should not be shunned.

don't you fucking dare
you can want to all you like. it's never going to happen on my face no, i don't date disgusting guys

Lady if you think taking a load to the face is 'disgusting', you're in the wrong place, Here be bestiality, daily trap threads and cp.

Surely you've swallowed at least once...

You never tried it and are still so strong against it,,
pfff typical woman

Just aim for her titties and accidently aim for her face

>implying you've ever had the chance to blast a girl anywhere on her body let alone her face

We haven't had cp in years. Threads get pruned if a clothed 25 year old even looks a little younger. In fact, this conversation may 404 the thread

>Do girls actually like this

most don't. most just do it to be nice. some do though.

If you were actually a grill, you'd know that semen and water are a bad combination. No girls kiles to be cummed on in the shower.

I call bullshit on your post, sir.

idk what girls you talk to but most of them love me ejaculating all over their face and in mouth. It makes them feel sexy or someshit. Then again I only fuck sluts.

i'm not here for that.
yes of course

pretty much agree with this, although I'll take it on the face/mouth sometimes just to make him happy. it's a trade-off

some girls get aroused by doing things cosidered as dirty. some of them might even get aroused by cum on their face.
better cum in mouth and let her keep sucking, the feeling is over 9000

My ex loved nut on her face, would actually be mad if I didn't whenever we had sex.

Nope. It's quick and easy to wash in the shower. My wife agrees with the grill.

It's not quick and easy, it gets even stickier and messier. You don't even have a gf, bro.

>No girls kiles to be cummed on in the shower.
what is soap?

Haven't noticed there is almost always a kik thread on Sup Forums? yeh? Don't join one.
So it's the lolicon? Shotacon? Gfur? Hell there was a scat thread earlier.... Pick your poison. There is nothing good on Sup Forums.

what's wrong with your cum that water is bad for it?

I'm 41, & been fucking girls long enough to say that of the 73 girls in my little black book, including the dozen or so that swallowed, exactly 0 have wanted the cumshot on the face. The ones who swallowed pretty much all said they swallowed precisely so it would just shoot down their throats and be contained, and not get on their face and hair.

I've had a few have the angry "life is not porn, asshole" talk. That's really pleasant and enjoyable and doesn't make you feel every inch the beta loser you truly are at all.

So you're good with putting cum in your mouth, tasting it, and swallowing it but absolutely disgusted with it on your face? Soinds weird to me.

Next time your fucking ask her to let you cum on her face if she balks dump her

I won't be able to even experiment since I'm a lonely fuck

>I'm a dude so I've never been cummed on in the shower

Bro, do you even soap?

it's cleaner and easier

Anyone else here done it on their own face and not their two-hole?

I can't be the only one right guys?

How about ask her, user?

Why. as other user said, it's contained in my mouth so not as messy. and i may not like the taste but it's better than getting it in my eyes or hair.

And no amount of washing it off, short of taking a bath/shower, gets it all off.

Most girls won't admit if they like it. If your slut is submissive and likes being told what to do just fuck her, pull out and order her to get on her knees and open her mouth.

Don't ask, order her. Don't be a beta. If it's really a big problem for her she just won't get down on her knees, but there's a very good chance she will.

You simply aren't Chad. Better just fuck that fleshlight collection until you die.

You ever consider asking? Kind of pointless to guess. My wife is happy if I cum anywhere south of her belly button. Hates even the idea of cum on her face, but will loves to swallow a load.

If anything makes you beta it is not being able to talk to her about what she likes and wants.

That does make sense. I just figured if you hated a facial then swallowing would be out of the question. But to each her own.

some girls like, some don't
it's the same for everything
some take it in the ass, some don't
some like to be chocked, some don't
some like to be called bitch and whore while getting twisted doggystyled, some don't.

the trick is to know what you can and canno't do (if you plan to see her again)

In my experience, the majority of women absolutely hate cum on their faces or in their hair.

One girl I was with years ago was so pissed about me cumming on her face that she made me take a load on my own face to settle the issue. I can tell you for real, cum in your eye is no laughing matter.

Dude, seriously? Is everyone in here 13?

Find out yourself.
Save up a nice big load over three days.
Get in shower.
Get wet
Cum upward onto your belly and let the water run all over it
Now try to wash that shit off and even find where big wads of it went off to
And where clumps of it got stuck in the wash cloth and hen came back off on you trying to get clean.

Can't find them? No problem, you will in a few hours once they harden and start yanking your hairs out when you move.

>No Sign Up
> Free Sign Up?

lel
I think that my gf is pretty honest, and she says that she likes it. But only If she'd take a shower after it anyways.

You and should talk

The explanation is simple: they've seen it in porn and figure that's how it works.

I don't understand the preference for cuming outside the body. Mouth, pussy, and ass are best. Unless you want to degrade someone, and there are more creative ways to do that.

You've clearly never been jiszsdd on in the shower.

Just ask her, you idiot.

some like it, some don't. just the way of life.

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Jesus dude. You need to to a better job in the shower.

My wife loves it.
Sometimes, when I cum in her mouth, she holds it in for a few minutes and rolls it around her tounge. She often begs for it.

Make sure shower is on the colder side
Use soap
Problem fucking solved

By soap I mean fucking soap, not a block of moisturizer, bubble bath or ghey body wash.

lol, it's a privilege to be cummed on your face.
If a guy cums in your mouth, it's because you're a massive slut who doesn't care about std's.
A facial is like a painting. In the mouth is the garbage bin.

Serious post here. Most women don't like it, but some don't mind or love it. How to know it ? Cum on tits and try to aim a bit to her face, so a few drops might end on her chin ou cheek. If she doesn't mind, it's good. If she say to you "aww it's disgusting, I have some on my face!", it's a no-no.

I'm guessing that's why her skin is so nice, it's a natural skin care product.

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i have been. not a lot but a few times.
never had your problem

>Use colder side

Must be hilarious trying to jack off while freezing and watching the girl just kneeling there, bore out of her mind.

Yeah, but I guess getting up, turning on the colder side to wash it off carefully not to get it wet must be real easy, right pal?

close the eyes then?

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1. Women don't have the amount of body hair men do. When they wash their body, it comes off.
2. It does get on the washcloth, but that's why you put them in the washing machine.
3. My wads go on her or the floor. Both are easy to wash

Fucking beta ass faggot

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Colder side, not freezing cold. Ever taken a cool shower?

Nice way of ruining cloths. You must be making a company really rich.

Alpha here, can tell you from experience if a girl likes cum on her face/mouth it all depends on the sex.

If you are being a beta and just putting your pee pee in and out and then ask "u-uh c-can i cum u-uh here?" and then point at her face, of course she is gonna be like ummm id rather you not

If you are being an alpha and fucking that bitch good and then you pull her up and start fucking her mouth and telling her your gonna cum down her throat, her mouth is gonna water and she is gonna want more

No whores who have had many dicks and are also addicted to porn do, but your typical women is not going to be OK with that heck they don't even like to suck dick, that's how you know when you got a somewhat decent girl or some slut. Real life is nothing like porn

Right because you can't just put them in the washing machine.
Are people really this stupid?

Hell no, nigga. Water is hot or I'm not getting in there.

This is objectively incorrect. Ive had multiple girls tell me they like it, and ask me specifically to do it before I even bring it up. Like "hey next time we fuck, can you finish on my face, its one of my fantasies"

where the fuck to you cum then??

My wife loves it. Both facial and swallowing. She fantasizes about several men cumming on her face.
Oh, and I love it too, so we have that in common, which is nice.

Must be hilarious walking around with globs of hard cum stuck to your leg hairs because Luke warm running water and fucking soap is to fucking complicated.

I actually see the cloths after they come out of the washing machine, and most of them are ruined, unless you have a cloth specifically for cum.

But hey I do my own laundy, I don't ask my mom to do it.

>Alpha here

My ex loved my cum on her face, or anywhere in her body.
When I'd bust inside her, it usually made her cum, so she was always torn about where to take my load.
Goddamn I miss that crazy bitch.

If that is your choice I respect it, madame.

Yeah. I used to hear girls roll their eyes and say guys were fucking stupid when it came to sex, but the older I get, and the more open discussion there is, and the more threads like this there are, the more embarrassed I am to admit they're right. For women there's a million factors and shit to know. The default level of knowledge for a teenage boy is, put dick in, jizz, go home happy, eat a corndog, and there's essentially no reason for them to learn otherwise for years, or sometimes ever.

I have a friend that wanted to try anal on his wife, so he just pulled out and fucked her in her ass, and that's how he does it. He says she hates it, but it's over quick so no biggie. I ask him what he uses for lube and he goes "oh no, she's not into all that sort of kinky stuff". She isn't, but I'll bet she likes getting the prison-sex sodomy even less.

No. It doesn't. If it does, you have a really fucking weird medical condition. Us grown ups use cloths and towels all the time to clean up after fucking.

>alpha here

fuck im gettin old

No signup, free signup? Holy fuck! Where do I sign up?

My girl hates it so sometimes, if she's really pissed me off about something, I'll get her to suck my dick then pull out at the last minute and blow on her face and pretend it was an accident. Depending on how pissed I am, I'll deliberately aim for her eyes and hair.

I'm a bad man.

protip: she says its disgusting so its more of a sport when i hold her down and make her eat it

well then you are doomed to live with a boring piece of flesh... you need to rethink your opinion

Was getting ready to counter your first point,
(Teen girls have it easy, lay down 'act teenage girl' slutty take a dick or two poorly, be a girl and call everyone else dumb)
But your second thought brings some light on the opinion, your friend is sexually retarded.

People here are either 13 year old stupid teenagers, or shitposters.

Wow. Thought summer was over.