Fastest way to get a girl horny?

Fastest way to get a girl horny?

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be rich and famous.

or if that's not an option, eat her pussy until she's begging for dick.

duct tape and rope

dt&r

A large diamond.

grab her by the pussy

Spit in her face

it really depends on the situation...

Money

Kiss her with passion

In order of success rate.

Money
Confidence
Looks
Being Yourself

Be a drug dealer with tattoos and live in parent's basement. Also, treat her like shit.

Rejecting her. Almost giving in and then rejecting her again. Ad infinitum.

Fag

>Itt: virgins
>inb4 all Sup Forumstards are virgins
Alcohol, nearly any girl will turn into a slut when you get them drunk enough. Just as long as you don't sperg out and drop your spaghetti it's not hard to get laid if you don't have unrealistic standards.

dubs

Be me.

SNAP!

don't wash your dick for like a week, you can shower, just make sure you don't clean your dick. Invite the girl u want over. Just before she arrives, lather your hands in your dick essence. You now have some potent disk pheremones on your hands. When she arrives, make some exuse like "you have a spider on your head" then try to get as much of your dick essense in her hair and on her head. Try not to make it too obvious. Now all you have to do is wait like 5 mins, she won't be able to stop thinking about your dick. had 50% success rate with this method.

spot the bitter virgin

cut her name into your chest, I chose Stacey, lots of chicks are called Stacey

show her pictures of dad babies

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I have so many pictures of dad babies, they always make chicks laugh.

Kiss her all over her neck, take her ear in your mouth, sensually grab the boobs.
Then you hit her hard until she sleeps.

>walk into bar
>throw up hands
>"I'm a pediatric oncologist!"
>smile with glee
>panties leaving craters in the bar floor

I love my job and the vagina it earns me.

Money

Show her your 14 inch penis, or the room where you keep your billions of dollars.

10/10

On a date, put your wallet on the table when you sit down. Later, when you go to the bathroom, make sure a bank statement falls out.

If that bank statement has enough money written on it, she'll be wet by the time you get back to the table.

Donkey Punch

Only porn stars like dick that big, most girls get scared if it's over 10

This guy knows

Watching children die from cancer on a daily basis doesn't sound like fun and what kind of girls get aroused by that anyway

I mean I respect your calling but a regular doctor would do better at droppin panties

jerk off before going to the bar, precum. it depends on the girl because i jerked off before going to therapy, one girl gave me a disgusting look and another girl was ok with that.

Have a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.

That's how you date a stripper. Strippers only date pieces of shit that will repeat the cycle of abuse they are accustomed to since they grew up in a broken home with a fucked up father figure that abused them.

subway/10

i may be wrong but doesnt that mean you work with cancer ridden children?

I have a 7 inch dick and I've been with 5 girls. Only 1 out of 5 liked me fucking her balls deep and hard, the other 4 said it hurts and always asked me to go easy. It is a myth that women craze giant cock.

It's just like big tits. Sure guys are attracted to big tits, but once you get a chick naked you don't really care how big her tits are as long as they aren't weird looking.

MDMA, then massages

Yes

It means that not only do you make a lot of money since you are a doctor, but you try to save the lives of terminally ill children which makes you the ultimate white knight. Women love that sort of shit. A hero that also makes tons of $.

dont you need to witness the pain they go through and on some occasions their death?

This, if you can't fuck a chick on MDMA then there's something really wrong with you.

It's all good until you catch child-AIDs. Then no one gonna want you.

Imma give my niece some next time she visits

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Stop giving a shit and hit on her hard
Sexually

If you are good looking her whore processor will translate it as "confident hot guy I want to fuck my throat"

If you look like a failure of a man her processor will translate your advances as "creepy rapist asshole"/

Seriously they want to be dominated, but by someone hot

I sometimes fail and sometimes win
And it always depends on my looks that day

On a good day I got away with a direct "I want to rip your clothes off right now" after some small chatter

I got away with "how bad you wanna taste me right now?"

While on bad hair bad beard bad smell days I can't even get a "hi in user" in

Look good, say hi, and sexually flirt heavy. Don't back out. When they see you aren't backing out they will melt and crave you

Do it, I almost fucked my best friend when we were doing shrooms but decided against it because normie morals, and I'm pretty sure she caught something from her boyfriend because he was a cheating junkie. If I could sleep with my older sister I definitely would.

>Do it
How to mask the taste tho?

bodybuilder body
6 packs
girls will love your body
not just because you have a good body
because they know you hardwork for it
well that is just based on my experience
i fuck girls every week

rape

If stranger there are a lot of factors
If someone you know make verbal sexual advances, if they creep out pretend you were joking
If they smile even a little bit then up those advances by 100

Bottom line is don't be a pussy

i send my wife porn gifs all day
she likes it

This shit only works on chicks that will fuck anyone that looks at them. No challenge, no standards and no reward, just a good way to feed your husk of an existence.

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Lol yeah haha

Don't spike her or your looking at rape charges and with your niece that will destroy all of your family relations and the rest of your life of you don't get killed in jail. If she already does other shit just be that cool and supportive uncle that supports safe drug use when parents and nobody else is around and condition her to be comfortable with you sexually, she'll already want to fuck your brains out when the MDMA kicks in, it'll just be easier if she doesn't think it's wrong. Also, for legal reasons because I don't want to get vanned for encouraging shit, I'm going to assume she's old enough.

Money

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Don't be ugly

Grab her right by the pussy

money

That only works if you appear to have money

Women are attracted to men with high social status. In high school, this means being a jock. In later life, this means being rich. Sure, other things like being good looking / in shape / well groomed / fashionably dressed matter, but all these things correlate very highly with social status.

If you're a beta male, women will be able to sniff you out like a bloodhound. Absolutely nothing you can do, say, or act like will 'get them horny.' There's nothing you can do about it, and there's nothing they can do about it either. Attraction is attraction, it's how life propogates itself, and it is more powerful than anything you can consciously control.

dont be ugly
be funny
touch face
grab neck from behind
kiss ear
pull hair a bit
dont directly touch pussy but pass by it with hands
tease for as long as possible

Sweep her away in the moment. Get in her space, breathe in her ear, nibble her earlobe. Kiss her neck, kiss her lips. Rub your hands around her scapl and pull her hair a little. Then take off her clothes, pull her nipples and fuck her right in the pussy.

thats some dumb shit

sence of humour/ ability to listen
450 fugs with muh 5 incher no probs

Grab her by the pussy

grab her by the pussy

"before going to therapy"
>keyword, therapy

This

Are you me?
Anyway teasing for as long as possible really does it. Gets them so wet even I am surprised. Then again I don't understand women since everytime they come over they leave bruised and scratched all over, yet they keep coming back for more. One of these days I'm going to choke one out just because they keep egging me on, not sure if I like that idea.

whispering deus volt in her ear

Cook her diner and do he dishes

do he dishes
?

Run a crusade up and down that pussy.

>Don't spike her
It would be so much more fun that way tho, just to watch her confused face as she tries to figure out why the hell me touching her feels oh so good and less and less wrong the longer it goes on

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It's a hard job. But I lost my little sister to leukemia. Been my vendetta ever since.
Yes, from new borns to 16.
I do have personal wealth, live in a nice house, drive a nice car. But I give heavily to the children in my care and their parents. US medicine isn't kind to parents of ICU care children. Once their vacation and sick time runs out, they're fucked. I've paid house, car, insurance notes. Bought groceries, countless toys. Anything to make them comfortable.

Lick your eyebrows

be a fucking man and not some fedora wearing hipster beta faggot. Thats how i managed a poly relationship

haha i know what you mean
Im not even into rough sex, but my gf always gets wetter the rougher I am
sometimes I find myself choking her with my hands while fucking, although im not even into it

>mfw I actually did this

Bring her tacos. She'll be gassy but ready to go. Stay away from butt stuff!

If she's a co-worker--just touch the small of her back when you're talking to her

Spank her until she cries. Pussy will be dripping wet.

The dishes, excuse me

Nice. I usually find myself chocking them harder and harder each time. They always want me to push more and even tho what I sometimes do is borderline rape, they when I address that they always claim "you can't rape the willing". Women are fucking crazy man, and so am I.

Goddamn, user - we need more like you in the world. Also, wtf are you doing on b, kek?

Sorry about your sis.

What are your opinions on tit slapping and face slaps?

money. Just watch the gold digger youtubes and you'll learn.

Works every time.

"an"ti-hero.

Yu must live.

Depends on the girl dumb ass, questions like this are the reason you never get laid you know.

Just like guys, girls aren't always turned on by the same thing, they can have fetishes, kinks and quirks just like we can.

generally us guys are easier and quicker to turn on, but it's a generalisation I had one girlfriend I hardly had to touch before her pussy was practically steaming.

the best way to be a good lover is to be adventurous, try things, but be responsive, learn to pick up what you're particular girl likes, loves didn't like and is completely turned off by. Because I promise you it will vary from girl to girl.

Not the same. More degrading. Part of the reason spanking an ass turns on a chick is the increased blood flow to the area.

That and being made to feel submissive.

Unless a girl has a specific desire to be smacked in the face or tits that usually won't go well.

Been here since med school. Sup Forums's dark humor eases the pain my job can inflict. Kind of an escape from the shitty days, you know?

Was the single most traumatic experience of my life. The devastation it brought my my parents and myself can never fully be undone. I see her in the eyes of every child in my care, and treat them as if they were her.

Thanks for your kind words.

Yeah I think hair pulling and ass slapping are more accepted, though I do sometimes get specific requests about face slapping or w/e. Not sure yet if it's what they really want or if it's what they think I want. Girls are masters at figuring out what you want they to say so idk.

in my experience most girls prefer girth to length and as you say find too long to be painful because it bumps their cervix if you penetrate too deep with can be very painful.

You're a cool user, user.