Best way to steal someones girl who has been in a relationship for 2 years

Best way to steal someones girl who has been in a relationship for 2 years

Just looking for advice. Me and this girl at work both like each other. She's really shy and awkard but we have great chemistry, she's nervous and clumsy around me, sometimes she touches me, she blushes / lights up when she sees me and she's always laughing around me as well as mimicking me and we stand close to each other when talking. There's obvious attraction between us and we have a lot in common, despite her awkwardness.

She however has been in a relationship for 2 years. He was her first boyfriend and he's 7 years older then her and he doesn't have a job. She talks about him alot but there's no real details or appraisal about him, just stuff she did with him. I'm more charismatic and attractive and i sense its something where she got into a relationship out of comfort.

I haven't made a move on her or admitted interest back yet but i really like her and i know she's into me. What's the best way to go about this?

>Get large sack.
>Put her in the sack.
>Drag her off.
>Break her into sex slavery with you with endless drugs and rape.

What about you don't be a pussy and stop trying to steal from others? I hate people who get committed ones.

>imply she likes you and look for signs
>try to convince yourself she doesn't like him implying what she talks about him isn't important
>implying you are better and being arrogant as physical appearence is the only thing that matter.

It's a pity you are so pathetic user. Must be nigger to try to steal and for being this idiotly arrogant.

Sage goes in all fields.

Women often go into relationships just so they aren't single, this is especially true for someone who is socially awkward and insecure. 7 years and no job are really telling signs. More likely she is a person who is capable of thinking for herself i assume, seems like OP is the better choice for her and she is considering him as an Option but i can imagine she doesn't want to break up with the #2 if the #1 does not feel the same way.

This. She seems to be in a trapped relationship. Of course implying OP isnt just trying to bone her.

You don't know her current boyfriend and you don't know OP.

Literally the only thing OP has going for him over current boyfriend is his job, which could be burgerflipper at McD for all we know.
You're projecting.

You don't look like , as we can see there are only 3 posters in the thread (me, OP and ) Looks like some samefaggin of OP.
You can easily see it because the first guy was using humorous writing. Then he instantly starts protecting OP and using his points, appointing him as superior? Nah, I'm out.

If not OP: Does it fucking matter? will you be nigger enough to steal? You don't know if the guy likes her and is passing through a difficult phase. And you must know a lot of women to say what they often do. Again you just look like OP trying to prove his points. You can't know if OP is a batter option.

Anyway hope the guy discovers and you never have the girl OP. Plus I hope everyone see you as an stupid faggot who try to steal and isolate you.

Why rape when the puss is free?

>7 replies
>5 posters
>I posted twice
One of you guys is samefagging hard to try to prove OP's point and this is ridiculous. OP, stop trying to convince strangers on the internet. It's cringe. You look like an argentinian trying to prove he's white.

this was for

>Belly Button
Dat Clone...

She don't like you, js

He's not projecting. He's the legendary samefag.

>3 posters

Don't be a prick OP
Probably is painful for sure
wait and see
No one needs to be hurted
Don't interfere

>OP tries to make a pass at this girl
>she secretly tells her bf
>bf laughs his big deep alpha laugh
>"You should try to seduce him and bring him over. I'll put him on his knees with my 11 inch"

top kek

I was writing and while other anons entered the thread you stupid cuck.

Been there, it probably won't worked. She was with this dude who was abusive and ended up being into kiddy porn. A total ass. she broke up with him finally and I was first dude she called and hung out with... INSTANT FRIEND ZONED

i stole my current wife from a dude she was in a relationship with for 4 years. find ways to make her current relationship a topic of conversation. feel her out, see if she's unhappy. once you confirm that, just keep picking away at her. show that you're interested, work up to the fact that she'll be happier with you, etc.

worked for me

Then it should still be 5 posters since its the bottom of the thread you autist.

do it, my wife was in a relationship too when we met. She was together with a construction worker who was 10 years older than her. He didn´t make a lot of money and the little he made he spent on booze. She is really shy and socially awkward and hated going out drinking with him but she was also scared of being alone because this guy was friends with everyone.

Just steal her and move away, it is the best thing for both of you. Of course if you want a serious relationship and not just fucking her once.

Idk why you made a thread about this. Just fuck her, or dont. How on earth will you get advice about this shit

Kill yourself you cringy faggot

She sounds like a slut. They can be awkward too.

Only if i refreshed the page you fucking idiot newfag.

Samefag OP.

Fagsame

chill the fuck out fag nobody is out to get you

kek, morons

Holy shit, Ever considered she just sees you as a friend? "we stand close to each other when talking" Waow

So you want to date someone who's in a committed relationship? What makes you think if she leaves/cheats on him she won't do the same to you?

ITT: OP obsesses over some broad with a boyfriend that isn't a loser while virgins give relationship advice

...

my wife was in a relationship for 3 years

This. Fuck this user. If you're so charismatic and attractive why are you single and being that creepy fag trying to hit on other people's women.

More like you are trying to convince yourself every which way that you aren't a slimey piece of shit. Just own that you are a sleepy asshole at the very least.

Be black

real talk:

going after someone's gf is the easiest thing in the world.

you date a guy for 2 years you get used to him he's not special and you start focusing on his flaws "omg why didn't he clean the coffee maker wtf!"

all you have to do is try and you'll usually be better in her eyes

why are you playing on tutorial-mode?

Try to get her attention and keep her busy to the point the other dude gets jealous and fucks up or annoys her and there you go. Make the move on her while planting her the idea that everything's your fault and she shouldn't feel guilty about it. I was in your boat like 2 months ago and we're currently dating. Bitches ain't shit, just don't overthink it and go for it. My girl wouldn't let me kiss her while she was dating the other faggot, but i ended up fingering her and licking her tits the first night i made a move, would've probably fucked it there wasn't another couple snoring like a foot away.

Do it, from a different user, do it. Chances are she's actually in a relationship just to be in one or that guy has a big dick. Just take your chances and ask to go on a friendly date

OP here
>find ways to make her current relationship a topic of conversation
Any suggestions on ways to phrase it? Also thanks, i really like this girl and although i'm great with women i really like her, we have so much in common and she's sweet.

Also iv read that fags who have a good thing going with a naive girl will "accidentally" impregnate their girl so she's tied to them. I don't know if i'm worrying about nothing but i have witnessed it happening once, this is the main reason i'm cautious about telling her i'm interested in her, i know i'm better then this guy and i'm a bit worried of him doing something shitty like this. Is there a way to avoid this?

Iv tried but i find that i cant really explain it in detail without sounding like a sperg in denial. I just take my word for it i guess.

As it was stated it, from what i gather it seems she just rushed into a relationship just so she wasn't single. I guess i'm counting on us connecting and her being satisfied by our potential relationship. He's her first boyfriend and like i said shes awkard. Usually girls talk up their boyfriends but she doesn't really. I don't sense there's legitimate "love" in this relationship. Also the first time she ever brought up her boyfriend she was telling me they were fighting and having problems, i asked her if she was stuck with him and she told me no, she could leave if she wanted too. But that was awhile ago.

>why are you playing on tutorial-mode?
I never stole a girlfriend before, easier to just get a girl who's single.

As stated i'm scared of getting him jealous, i hope she hasn't even mentioned me. My fear is him knocking her up so she's stuck with him because she's likely the best he's going to do, being 7 years older and jobless. She's wife material (inb4 she's a cheater, i don't think there's any real love in the relationship)

I was thinking about asking her not to mention me to her bf, but idk

You're a piece of shit if you try to steal someone's girl.

I hope if/when you get her she leaves you for a nigger with a massive cock.

This may come as a surprise, but many people don't know exactly what they want and send out mixed signals. This woman may halfway want to leave her boyfriend and half not, and is waiting on OP to tip his hand. Or she may just be seeking emotional support from someone she doesn't really think she'll ever date.

OP, you can't know unless you ask directly. Also, stealing a girl from a happy relationship probably isn't possible, but stealing a girl from an unhappy relationship is not necessarily a good idea either.

Keep in mind that some percentage of her relationship problems may be because of HER. She may be dissatisfied with any personal relationship.

Also picking up women at work is retarded, unless the job is so replaceable that you wouldn't mind if you had to quit work because the relationship went too well or too poorly.

And if you have a job that shitty and replaceable, you might be better off not dating very seriously for now.

Golden rule:
Someone who will cheat with you, will cheat on you.

Could you stop making this fucking thread every day kthx

>insecure girl
>first bf
>7 year difference
>jobless
>7 year difference and he still doesn't have a job
From what i'm getting he was just the first one to snag her. If op and her have legit chemistry then this beta deserves it.

>tell her how you feel
>go home and cry when she tells you that she only likes you as a friend
>post on /r9k/ about filthy roasties

>Best way to kill yourself

Mustard gas

>This may come as a surprise, but many people don't know exactly what they want and send out mixed signals.
Yeah that's fair. Again i know this sounds spergy as fuck but i'm really attractive and a lot of girls at my work like me. Her awkwardness does throw me off sometimes but there's definite attraction between us. You just gotta take my word for it.

>Also picking up women at work is retarded, unless the job is so replaceable that you wouldn't mind if you had to quit work because the relationship went too well or too poorly.
I'd agree but we're union and its really hard to fire me.

Are you Jim Halpert?

Well OP, you are a fucking idiot. Cock sucking no longer satisfies you, huh?

Despite I thinking people who cheat and people who make out with commited people should die to make our society better just have this in mind: If she cheats to be with you she will most likely cheat on you.

Let's say you are 80% compatible with someone (not necessarily equal or same interests, but compatible). This is a lot, isn't it? Both of you think it. Then you commit yourself and during the relationship she starts to get pissed of or feel empty. If she's idiot enough to forget those 80% and go for another one's 20% forgeting the one with 20% might not have more than 80%, she will most likely do the same to you. And you deserve it you autist cuck.

also /thread.

Kek, when you put it that way cheating doesnt bother me.

IMO relationships are a waste of time anyway, unless you want to enter the dark and drama filled void that is a woman's sphere of influence. Fuck them one a week, enjoy yourselves, don't fool yourselves.

>i'm really attractive and a lot of girls at my work like me

You fucking cringe.

Some males think just because females are talking to him, being polite and gentle they necessarily want are interested. And how can you be so fucking sure you are attractive as you hardly imply every fucking time?

I've been to Brazil, Argentina and Chile. A lot of ugly niggers thinking they are attractive just because they can talk to girls. I've been to UK and US too. Only difference was the convinced idiots in UK were pale with ugly teeth and in US they were fat.

Not everything a girl says is signals you fucking arrogant autist cuck. You are just convinced and deserve to get this girl and be cheated on.

Yeah, in your opinion. Some people don't share your point. The least you could do is to be respective enough to respect it. The least honored human thing to do is to not help destroy what might already not be in good state. If someone is fucked up enough to do the wrong thing, will you help?

>If someone is fucked up enough to do the wrong thing, will you help?
If by helping i'll benefit me then yes.

Agreed I'm part of the problem. I also don't get why 25-28yr olds even are around fuckboyys like me. They'd be better off finding a nice hubby, yet they keep coming back even if I can't give them more than a good dicking and a convo where I'm not falling for their bullshit. I think males are in a sorry state if some loser faggot like me is more popular than a guy who's established, stable and effectively capable of raising a family. They always get ignored though...

So low. You deserve people do the same.

Stop lying to strangers on the internet.

>The least honored human thing to do is to not help destroy what might already not be in good state.
Wait are you trying to say its honorable to save someone trapped in a relationship or are you saying cheating is for degenerates?

I've done this with my wife several times over the course of our 10 years together.

Bruh you know what happens when I say they should find a better man? They get angry. Because they know it's true but they don't want some boring beta faggot. They'd rather fuck some douche they met on tinder who buys the cheapest wine he can find. Someone interesting who doesn't spill the beans on everything in his life. Most girls have plenty of candidates for good husbands in their lives, yet their puss dries up at the first word they mumble. Not my fault man.

What is already weak you shouldn't try to destroy. People to what ever the fuck they want. But cheating is for idiots. We can't keep people from cheating but if someone is low enough to cheat why would you be low enough to cheat with them? You should be better than them and not help to destroy a relationship.

Slowly talk shit about him. First really simple stuff, and see if she agrees.

ayyyyyyyyyyyy me too.

since high school i've had a fetish for turning guys gay. tag team action

Why are you so obsessed with cheating? Humans aren't monogamous. True monogamy means bonding for life, and it's something only 3-5% of mammals do. Humans are more like serial monogamists, with a hint of polygamy. Better to accept that instead of projecting unrealistic expectations upon something as fickle as a human being.

Too bad you don't do these things

I never said humans are monogamous. If you don't commit you can have sex with 30 people. No one give a coin. But if you commit and cheat you are a piece of cheat (unless it's part of the relationship, unless it's open). Bounding with someone and making them expect you are theirs then cheating and using the excuse we are polygamous just make it look like the one who cheats can't take their responsibilities. Pathetic IMO.

>Best way to steal someones girl
She will ditch you for mister steal-the-girl.

>Me and this girl at work
Shitting where you eat.

You will get what you seek and will be moaning on Sup Forums about it in good time.

Find out his circle of friends
Pick a hot female friend
Send a card to the house addressed to him
Make it say something ambigous like "loved that thing you did the other night", "if you ever become single again we won't have to keep it a secret"
Sign it "Love" with hearts

Mail it to her address, don't put a name so she will open it accidently.

But even if he opens it, he still has to destroy the evidence.

If he opens it he might think it's for her.
If she opens it it will be for him no matter what (women logic)

Either way you have planted the seeds of doubt.

If he is a freeloader like you say she will be searching for a reprieve from his shit.

Now why would I lie on the internet.

1. Make tinder profile
2. Meet up with chick
3. Tell her you have a few gf's already, that you're just for fun
4. Kiss her/make out halfway the date
5. Either take her home right away or invite her to your home for second sate
6. Giver her good sex
7. Invite her once every 1-1.5 weeks
8. ???
9. You now have a fuckbuddy

So easy it's pathetic.

Agreed it's all about being honourable. I don't lie to girls, I simply don't commit. They are free for themselves to decide if they want to go trough with it or not. But yeah if you have a committed relationship you either go with it all the way or not at all.

That said I think most people cheat when their current relationship has reached it's natural death, but they're stuck together trough housing, kids, social expectations or whatever.

>Best way to steal someones girl
chloroform

>supervisor and her boyfriend did this to me
>supervisor invited me to a BBQ
>bf tried to punk me but i just laughed it off
>secretly embarrassed and heartbroken as fuck
>get so angry and depressed i somehow ended up being the most social person there out of spite
>made everyone laugh and was flirting with all the girls there
>told all my friends not to trust her bf and to talk shit to her bf continually over the course of several months
>started becoming passive agressive towards bf
>bf got insecure and needy as fuck
>started flirting with supervisor still and gave zero fucks about all the meta shit about me
>eventually became friends with other supervisors and employees so i became popular
>invite supervisor to hang out one day with friends
>never invited friends just her
>got her drunk and had fun
>take over to my apartment and had a sex marathon the entire night
>spat on her face, choked her and made her do the nastiest shit you could think off
>next morning she was crying and begging me not to tell anyone at work and legitimately felt bad because my fucking boss was shaking and sobbing in my living room
>back off completely
>few months later me and her boyfriend are in the bathroom alone washing hands
>stare into the mirror as he was behind me and said outloud "I fucked her by the way."
>bf got stiff and i ran the fuck out
>tfw felt a mixture of heart sunk dread and pride

And that's why you're bragging about it on Sup Forums

>things that happened

I'm just trying to help out the pussy starved betas, I've been one myself for too long while in the end I was only making it hard for myself.

The price of pussy is sadly at an all time low, you can't disagree with that. Also don't look down on FWB's, they're still genuine human connections. Better than fapping to some 2D waifu or some long distance relationship bs

I don't have a problem with people not wanting to commit as you see. My problem is people cheating. Why don't you just break up and be honest? You see, you said about natural death and I agree that most relationships will reach it. Having an eternal relationship nowadays is rare. But IMO people should be honest and break up.

How's character of someone who accept to make out with one cheating on their partner? Well, friend that's some hole I wouldn't dig myself in.

I fucked my friends gf, i know this feel.

It's a crazy world out there my friend. I heard social media also plays a big role nowadays. I guess any housewife can feel past tingles she had for her ex again at the click of a button. I don't like it but I understand why people do end up cheating.

Btw I've never cheated in my life. Can't say the same for my previous serious partners tho lol

Never cheated too. People are impulsive. like someone said up there, changing 80% for 20% just because momentaneous satisfaction is a thing only humans would do.

It was nice to chat with you. I've been here for some years and it's difficult to hold a polite conversation without swearing and aggresion. But have to go home now, leaving work. See ya.

GL Sup Forumsro. Have a good life

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>Best way to steal someones girl who has been in a relationship for 2 years

Fuck off and leave them be. Let her leave him on her own.

Nice trips fag

Bump for interest

What if the girl is an ex of mine ?

Why do you keep mentioning the 7 years part? Thats not really a weird age difference

Probably because being 7 years older he should be more experienced and financially stable.