Dr Pavlov, I'm DOG

Dr Pavlov, I'm DOG.

Bone?

lotta loyalty for man's best friend

nice twips bruhhhhhhh

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE KENNEL
I WAS BORN IN IT
MOLDED BY IT

You're a good boy

checked

“If I pull that collar off, will you die?”

Ohai doggen

AT LEAST YOU CAN BARK

Whose a good boy?

Are dogs better than cats?

...

Was getting this thread deleted part of your plan?

Nice triple.

They both have pros and cons, in general cats are better but dogs have many outliers

My favourite dogs are ones which behave most like cats, dogs that want to stick their nose up my urethra can go die

dogs obviously

WOOF
WOOF
BARKALA BARKALA

Yes. Cats are too dumb to be true companions.

I like cats mainly because they don't keep trying to eat my goddamn food.

They're better than cats that are let outside.

Rate my cat, Sup Forums.

Your a good boy.

Uh... you don't get to bring puppies.

plushie/10 would hug and cuddle

would cuddle

He's a cute guy

TELL ME ABOUT MY TESTICLES
WHERE DID THEY GO?

Yes

>my best friend

:3

yiff

You might wanna stop eating dog food.

If I ring that bell, will you eat?

It would be extremely filling

Don't tell me how to live my life.

Cute, would stroke.

GODDAMMIT JACK BAUER, YOU REALLY ARE THE MAN

Dogs are like men and cats are like women

cute as fuck, I need a cat

Really? How many men do you know that are needy as fuck to the extent they cannot feed themselves and must be watched 24x7, panic like fuck when other men are away fro acer 9 hours and cannot control their bowels properly, and also eat shit.

Contrast - how many women do you know that are aloof and dont give a fuck and are fully capable of taking care of themselves if needed (provided the cat has outside access) and will actively choose not to defecate and urinate in the same place they live


Dogs are women, cats are men

>ywn be rescued by an enthusiastic but professional doggo

..for you

(not true by the way)