Go to Rome

>Go to Rome
>Order a pizza
>It's fucking shit

An absence of fruit among the toppings, perhaps?

A lack of certain sweet ingredient on a flatbread, perchance?

>go to new zealand
>order a wife
>it's a fucking sheep

MAMA MIA THATSA SPICY MEATBALLA

Pinne+apple?

>Visiting Italy
>Ever

Where can I order a wife that isn't a sheep?

Asking for a friend.

Ananas?

>Go to Rome
>It's fucking shit

Hmm?

pen pineapple apple pen ;_;

explanation
Colosseum was cool, but everything is a fucking tourist trap. It's busy, chaotic, hot, it smells bad, there are Romanians everywhere and black guys trying to sell you stupid shit (illegally) everywhere. Fuck Rome

...

russia, ukraine, south east asia.

You just went to a shitty restaurant, the pizzas I had in Italy were god tier.

That was shit tier
You could've at least said something like
>visit brotherl in new zealand

Thats because Pizza is an invention of Italian Americans not Italians, most you'll get in Meatball boot is cheese on bread.

>go to sweden
>order a swedish person
>it's a fucking somalian

Ana+nas

>order a swedish person

sounds hot

A fruit you say?

i meant food wise. swedish people taste better than norwegians, however the sinew of finnish people has a slightly tangy overtone to it. it's an acquired delicacy.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought this when I visted.

Rome is a god damn shithole. There are literally several places in Mexico that are way better.

wait until you visit Naples

Fuck I can't breathe. Why did I lose it to this of all things .

>rome
>romeanians everywhere
what did you expect breh

ananas has completely replaced paprika (bell pepper for you amerifats) for me on my pizza

poor

>Roman traffic
Why is this allowed?

>go to sweden
>get kicked out for being too white

Paprika is a spice and bell pepper is a vegetable.
I think you've gotten some words mixed up ananas loving finbro

>pineapple