>Go to Rome
>Order a pizza
>It's fucking shit
Go to Rome
An absence of fruit among the toppings, perhaps?
A lack of certain sweet ingredient on a flatbread, perchance?
>go to new zealand
>order a wife
>it's a fucking sheep
MAMA MIA THATSA SPICY MEATBALLA
Pinne+apple?
>Visiting Italy
>Ever
Where can I order a wife that isn't a sheep?
Asking for a friend.
Ananas?
>Go to Rome
>It's fucking shit
Hmm?
pen pineapple apple pen ;_;
explanation
Colosseum was cool, but everything is a fucking tourist trap. It's busy, chaotic, hot, it smells bad, there are Romanians everywhere and black guys trying to sell you stupid shit (illegally) everywhere. Fuck Rome
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russia, ukraine, south east asia.
You just went to a shitty restaurant, the pizzas I had in Italy were god tier.
That was shit tier
You could've at least said something like
>visit brotherl in new zealand
Thats because Pizza is an invention of Italian Americans not Italians, most you'll get in Meatball boot is cheese on bread.
>go to sweden
>order a swedish person
>it's a fucking somalian
Ana+nas
>order a swedish person
sounds hot
A fruit you say?
i meant food wise. swedish people taste better than norwegians, however the sinew of finnish people has a slightly tangy overtone to it. it's an acquired delicacy.
I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought this when I visted.
Rome is a god damn shithole. There are literally several places in Mexico that are way better.
wait until you visit Naples
Fuck I can't breathe. Why did I lose it to this of all things .
>rome
>romeanians everywhere
what did you expect breh
ananas has completely replaced paprika (bell pepper for you amerifats) for me on my pizza
poor
>Roman traffic
Why is this allowed?
>go to sweden
>get kicked out for being too white
Paprika is a spice and bell pepper is a vegetable.
I think you've gotten some words mixed up ananas loving finbro
>pineapple