I HAVE A DATE TOMORROW

I HAVE A DATE TOMORROW


TELL ME HOW TO FUCK IT UP IN SIX WORDS OR LESS

Wear your sisters clothes faggot

Want me to eat you out?

ask advice from Sup Forums

" I have an erection right now."

Show her your tiny cock

im going to rape you tonight.

"Is your penis feminine?"

So, you got rape fantasys?
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Good...

can I siphon your feces please?

I'm pretty big on the internet

Say you visit Sup Forums daily

Ask for a small loan in cash.

Can give you the old lickaroo

''search 'webcam videos from' on youtube''

"Black lives don't matter... fucking niggers".

Soooo... let's make a baby!

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Just be yourself.

Forget your shovel, she stays buried.

"I love you"
"be my wife"
"please have my kids"
"I am poor"
"I am white"

Give her the bill

i microwave butterflys in my freetime

i like your feet

RUTHLESS
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I regularly fuck my cat

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My ex is hotter than you.

Just be yourself and go

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Do you vape?

This

"I enjoy watching My Little Pony."

Donald Trump is too fucking liberal.

You're a funny guy

Put your cum in her dish

My name horimee takoyaki, i'm a otaku princess from indigo. Do you want to film me, while i'm playing with my wolf tail in my ass?

"I love you"

That outfit makes you look fat

Repeatedly mention your mother's vagina.

Fuck her square in the vagina.

Fuck her right in the pussy

Be yourself

wear this or walk home

8/10

Mention that you posted this question here.

It's sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

KEK

and

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Simple answer?

"Wear nothing but a thong."

All night. Banana hammock that shit and let her deal with it

There are more than fifteen genders

talk about ur small ass dick

got aids?

tell her you love her as your first words to her

Bring pills
> This is my ______

Manic depression meds
Herpes/aids anti-viral

No 2nd date- even if they already had both-be so crass about it--
Your welcome.

Hello i have autism you faggot

Chop your dick off.

Just show up

oh you.

thats not my thing.

thanks for the rick roll

ay bby u want sum fuk?