IMPORTANT QUESTION;

IMPORTANT QUESTION;
After you're done shitting, do you wipe standing or sitting?
please include a rough location in your answer, as I'm making a map graphic

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Standing usa nc

How the fuck would you wipe standing

(Netherlands)

Sitting
Vancouver Island B.C. Canada

sitting and just to be sure one last time after standing up
Germany, Frankfurt

Standing California

Wipe sitting. Also smell every wipe. Any1 else?

I squat when I shit so thats how i wipe. Troms, Norway.

Also, Halifax, Canada

sitting

NE usa

I squat 24/7

USA

Shocking, I know

Standing
Utah

Standing

are you from russian-american?

Standing, the fuck do people sit for?
Washington State, USA

Standing
Pendleton, South Carolina, US

you're black

Sitting, exactly 37 sheets folded vertically and left connected, it's like flossing if you really need the visual

Sitting.
Toronto Ontario Canada

>Implying I'm a filthy shitskin nigger
Milky white skin here, user

Standing, Los Angeles California

sitting
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

Standing.
Bogotá, Colombia, South America.
Please post the graph when done

Sitting. UK.

Not a fucking retard so don't need to stand and look in the mirror first

Sitting, Catalunya, Spain

standing, Philadelphia Pennsylvania

Both. I like a squeaky clean starfish after I make boom-booms.

I don't wipe because I'm not a slave to a false system.

Sitting.... thats why all transmilenios smell like shit in Bogota? Gross

Standing
Pennsylvania

by bending over

>pic

Is there a skyrim mod for that?

Used to stand until I was about 18. Now exclusively sitting. Sitting is so much more convenient/easier/comfortable.

California

>finish dump
>6 squares
>fold twice
>lean forward
>reach back
>repeat
Colorado

Standing
Essex

I sit and kinda use the seat to spread out my cheeks, helps me really get in there and clean house.

I'm ashamed to be from the same county as a filthy degenerate

Standing Poland

Standing--being able to reach further and get different angles is preferable to me over continuing to sit on my ass.
>Michigan, U.S.

>implying you care or that this even matters

I wipe once sitting, then finish standing up
fucking shit noobs sitting with the monkey arm around to wipe

Norway faggots

Northern California, USA here. Sitting when at home with decent quality toilet paper; standing when in public restrooms.

you plebs need to own a japanese toilet that sprays jets of water to wash your ass

>only need to wipe to dry

standing up, Minnesota

sitting
back to front
cock and balls in left hand, wipe with the right
USA

I wouldn't be here if everything didn't trigger my autism

Depends on how nasty the shit was. If it felt like a clean drop then sitting, but if it's level 5 damage control I stand up to get that extra bending room.

Alberta, canada I guess.

i prefer to grab both my ass cheeks and spread them apart as much as i can before i sit down to ensure the least amount of shit rubbing off on ass cheeks, also siting/any else?

squatting like a true slavic male

Standing.

also forgot to say American south west

finland of course

>using more than 2 sheets

Standing. Ny Usa

i thought i was the only one...
Texas

Britbong sits.
Britbhongs asscheeks close together when he stands.
Britbong doesn't get the standing thing.

wtf, sitting
if you stand you squeeze your cheeks together and get shit all over your ass and have to wipe a larger area. that's fucking moronic

i thought everyone did this

This is ALWAYS an obvious troll post. Why stand and get shit squished all over you ass crack and taint? You want the shit to be confined to the smallest possible area, for ease of cleanup.

also i forgot, California

>have a hairy ass/crack

Spread cheeks as much as possible before letting poop commence.
Drop turds, making sure all stragglers are accounted for before getting paper.
Usually 3 sheets folded over each other into shape of one sheet.
Swirling motion to prevent doodoo from getting too close to balls.
Finish with baby wipe. All sitting. Pennsylvanianon.

Nope, 3 of us apparently

Confirmed as the civilized, GOAT Pennsylvania way. NO ONE wipes their ass as clean as a Pennsylvanian.

Samefag confirmed

im so fat i have to get off the loo and squat to wipe

england

>the loo
you did not need to say England

...

Except

Stand, also lift one of my legs in the air (usually my left leg) just to get a better wipe.

Ireland.

>Implying photoshop doesn't exist

I can see the pixels from here

If you didnt weigh 200 kg you would be able to reach sitting aswell.

Who doesn't sit and reach under your ballsack to wipe? Retards!

Oh yeah, also, before commencing with the cleaning, I take a pic of the magnificent poo, and send it to my friend.

I'd rather not have ballsweat on my arm after a shit.

Standing ofc

no gives a fuck what you look like you stupid whiney bitch

are you over 400lbs

Like this minus the baby wipes, though I always think one would be nice.
Sitting/NC/USA. Can't even fathom how people stand up and do it...

A little bit of both, standing when it's a solid shit, sitting when it's more liquid than anything, so about half and half.
Alabama

Clearly the faggot I replied to did. Either you're baiting or actually retarded. Do everyone a favor and off yourself

standing Netherlands

gotta do op's job for him
strawpoll.me/12047858

not him but I am a 2 meter tall muscular cunt with actual man sized glutes

maybe twink faggots can wipe sitting

used to stand. now sit.

can't, I already offer myself all over the insides of yur mum

>mfw suspicious.
>mfw I notice no # at the end of post number.
Idiot.
>tfw no face

this

male southern US. I stand to get a better wipe of my hairy ass.

I sit and wipe from the top of my ass crack to the bottom and I only use babby wipes.

>tfw op doesn't know how to use the three shells

OP here,as i said i also need a location for the map graphics, but appreciate the support you illiterate mongrel

also, I spread my cheeks on the seat to make as little of a mess as possible

This is the correct answer.

With love, from New Zealand.

>I sit and wipe from the top of my ass crack to the bottom and I only use babby wipes.
but you cannot flush those

lmao sure fatass

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anyone else spend like 3 minutes wiping to make sure there isnt shit anywhere on your boipucci

Squatting ish

Ontario, Canada

sitting Portugal

Sitting, Pennsylvania