Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?

Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.

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The worst thing ever will happen soon.

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Hi Reimu!!

Everybody have fun tonight
>>Everybody Wang Chung tonight

Mantis

It is Reimu time!

actually awake this time so i can hand out fortune cookies

Boo!

Bump

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Hey there OP.

I just lost everything I ever cared about.

Can you tell me if things will get better, or should I just become an hero? Appreciate your time.

Rolling for tarot prediction as well.

Oh, good. I had to hire on another JSM, you know!

i didnt have anything to wake me up and plus i've been sick so blame that for why i was sleeping on the job

What's good, friends?

Tell me about it. What did you care about? How did you lose it?

Change is normal.

youtube.com/watch?v=VHk6clzLeMM

You got me good!

Just a lazy day of minimal clean up around the shrine and playing Starbound. Just like I like 'em!

I don't want to shit up the thread with my problems.

I'm sure a lot of people would bitch at me about them (rightfully so).

But thank you for taking the time to respond to me. I appreciate it.

hi mamizou im not tired as hell for once.
how are you?

Thanks for the Floyd, fam.

Wish I had a lazy day lol. My weekend is going to be busy all week.

Still tired and playing Space Hulk: Deathwing.

People vent here all the time; I'm not sure why anyone would complain. But I'd like to tell you that no matter what you lose, as long as you're still breathing there's a chance at a bright future. It sucks having to pick up the pieces and start over again, but sometimes it's all we can do.

I can't decide if I want to sleep or not.

i've been wanting to get that, it any fun?

sleep is for the weak

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Hey hello how are you (i still love your images)

Oh? Busy with what?

how am i supposed to fap to fortune telling?

I appreciate your words very much.

I don't know what the future holds, but I'll wait and see what happens. If things end up not being in my favor, I can always make my exit.

Thanks again. Have a pleasant evening.

Here it goes, boys.
The worst thing ever.
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It's a fun, mindless game. If you just want to sit there and purge heretics in the name and glory of the Emperor, it's a pretty decent game. Otherwise the story is pretty meh, and the companion AI is dog shit.

Not too bad (thanks fam).

I have to go to my grandparents for Christmas (yes I know it's late) and the day after fix my snowmobile if it's not too cold. Lately it's been like -19 F in my neck of the woods.

Yeah but some people want to be up in a few hours. We can't all live on pure coffee.

Please don't start Kagaposting.

I don't know how, but some people seem to do it all the time.

You try and have one too, Anonymous! I wish you the best of luck with everything from now on.

And I thought it was cold here..

Mantis

actually i keep awake with tons of energy drinks and through sheer force of will

Shit, I spent like 20 minutes making that.
It shows how much I care about you, Anons.

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I miss when I could do that.

So is it normal to be repulsed by something overly cutesy?

It sucks because you don't want to go anywhere because it's too fucking cold outside. I had to force myself to go to Taco Bell today.

Are you saying I repulse you?

hmm, might get it then since purging does sound fun and yeah i've heard the AI is terrible

i knew i could fap to fortune telling bread

-30 here with wind right now

find some redline

Awh thank you fortune teller I love you too. Do you think will find love in 2017? Rolling for gets

I haven't played the multiplayer yet, but I hear that's where the game really shines.

What website did you get that picture from?

Finna get those phat DUBBS

That's how it is here, too.
To go out, you need 50 lbs of clothes, plus boots, gloves, ect.
Its a chore.

Mantis

Your memes repulse me.

youtu.be/UMtVaPFPCs8

I love you too.

No! Cute is love, cute is life!

>had to force myself to go to Taco Bell
>force myself
>Taco Bell
What hell is this...

Please don't.

Redline?

That's a bit of a spicy meme.

>tfw im playing the original Space Hulk right now


How is everyone?


~MikanBox

Thank you so much gave me much keks

i love you more

it's an energy drink, only thing that can do anything for me anymore

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I feel your pain.
Our Wind Chill Factor is -10° now.

And it'll drop further, now that the sun is down.

I don't know, probably Danbooru.

For real though, fuck Northern climates. I plan on moving to a warmer climate in the next couple years anyway.

Seriously! That is how cold it is up here.

Well aren't we just special.

thats the consensus of what i've seen over on Sup Forums

I don't think I can get that here.

WADDUP MY FRIENDO

Even though I don't give the best hugs?

the original DOS one sucks fucking balls.

it's supposed to warm up again and snow in the next couple days, should hover in the low 20's then drop down again

where is here? i can only find them in a couple stores

eh thought so. Trying to knock down that wall though.

Started out when I found a Yukkiri game on the android phone store. So stupidly over the top cute made me feel sick

Just what you see here, buddy. Waddup with you?

Then don't play it. Don't play bad games!

I'm British.

You are welcome fampai

Post more cute!

I feel like cuteness is a bit like sugar, a little is fine, but after a while it gets disgusting.

nothin my pal, just wanting a fortune cookie with the name "carlos".

Ouch.
January and February are the longest months.

Mantis

Santana is that you?

I want to suffer my friend.

>have some music
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Just kidding, there is a such thing as too much. Imagine a hyperchibi style anime where everyone talks in baby talk while flowers and rainbows dance around!

D-don't I do that every night?

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-Koi

yea, probably won't be able to find it then, but this is murica, i can buy whatever i want

you get used to it, born and raised here, i know no other ways

>Carlos has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "35".
the coming year looks good

I wish I could buy whatever I want. Would make things a lot easier.

Last time I checked genuine love is better than hugs.

Sorry to here that, bud.

>everyone talks in baby talk while flowers and rainbows dance around!
So...basically Pyro's pyrovision?

Uhhh sorry for yesterday btw! I mean, with 100% OJ and all that.

Ooh, good response! I like that.

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Alright thanks. Asked this cause I know I'm a little down on some things.

Like I'm able to handle slim rancher but the yukkiri thing was to much. Of course if it wasn't touhou based it would of had no affect on me.

hello

come to murica, buy all the things that'll kill you

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If it helps, I don't think there's anyone who likes yukkuri unironically.

Pretty much.

Yeah, yukkuris are trash.

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-Koi

Rawll

I'm sick and I might have to shovel snow tomorrow. This weekend sucks so far

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-Koi

So they are made to be 100% obnoxious and meme fueled. I feel better being repulsed by them now.

Here I was trying to get in touch more with my "sensitive" side trying to like cutesy stuff. Anyway I hope the dev continues on that project as it seems really cool.

Aren't you like suck and tired 24/7 though?

I would've never guessed you knew about TF2!

How much snow is coming?

Mantis

Hehehe... Doing anything this weekend?

Wow, I'm sorry. Glad I've never had to do that in my entire life...

They're made of bean paste, and to bean paste they will return one day.

and for you these are what the things I was talking about.

Imagine finding a 3D phone game based on these with these things running around in high pitched cutsy voices in a overly cutsy back drop