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Dr. Pavel I'm CIA edition

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FOY

"""Pie"""

>he didnt do drama

easiest A* you'll ever get provided you're not on the spectrum

album cover art on my google play music app is swapped around

annoyed.

>provided you're not on the spectrum
haha

HAHAHAHA

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20 minutes til interview time

What do brits think of Brian Limond?

what's the job?

he was ahead of his time

I'm here to be the poster I wish to see in the world.

got me through some hard times

One of the only GCSEs I didn't get A* in
then again im probably on the spectrum teehee

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Dee Dee perfectly encapsulates a reclusive mentally ill person.

did it because it was that or sports leadership

ended up getting a D because i could't be arsed to do my coursework so i handed nothing in, not that its mattered at all

I used to be a proper nerd at secondary

but then towards the end of year 9 someone introduced me to cannabis, so I stopped caring

Still got 12 As though

was he a junkie?

funny sometimes

>reclusive
what are you on about, she was a fucking loudmouth ballerina

wheres this from

you post this like we don't already know all of this

this isn't a hobby, it's an addiction

He quite a laugh but has fallen off just recently. I used to play L4D2 with him.

I thought Dee Dee represents typical DUDE WEED YEAH LMAO

not in the slightest mate. he's a schizophrenic hermit and limmy got the thought processes of a nutter absolutely spot on.

I think I swalled a vein

door to door jewish sign publisher

oh my god speak up WOMAN

so-called "customer relationship manager"

nice joke hun
now go back to the kitchen

Sup Forums is the best board on Sup Forums.

Prove me wrong.

nah but its the funniest one

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it's for underage memespouting retards

Which one should I smoke first?

Straight or bent?

>Sup Forums
>worse then Sup Forums, /r9k/ and Sup Forums

nah

Sup Forums is

Better than anything you have ever contributed, you bogtrotting spudnigger IRA terrorist scumcunt

remember when bronies was a thing

Consuming media is not a hobby

I'm on the bus

to Yoker!

doing a small poo

>then

"Fight" me

Got two new pipes.

They're modest, but practical.

Excuse the poor lighting, I'm posting in the middle of the night from my work desk.

>cant smoke crack or meth in them
no thanks

just vomited in my mouth you grotty cunt

oh put it away mate

at one point, you were the youngest person in existence

NIP'D

Pipe smoking is, really, a lost art. Wouldn't you agree?

are you the lad that gets angry at GTA 5

total bollocks, im probably older than anyone here

why are all the best british people actually irish?

This pipe gimmick doesn't have much in it, recycling the same posts and barely a single (You) in any given thread. Cut your losses and move on

unwarranted degree of hostility desu

¡Not a gimmick!

left her bloody and crying

you were still the youngest person in existence at one point you thick fucking cunt
at one point you were 0.000000001 seconds old

Salutations, brit-bros.

See this video.
youtube.com/watch?v=i0WvUEjhadM

How far from Received Pronunciation is the british guy?


Also... Stephen Fry, Richard Burton, Brian Sewell (not joking), Charles Dance...
According to you, which one do have the most respectable accent?

>That one Finnish guy that complains about Anglos in every thread
not sure if it's a gimmick or what

I'm nearly fifty

rope yeself, paddy

Nah

fuck off cunt

if you wanted to claim descendants of irish immigrants you shouldn't have bombed our cities

jajajjajajaajaja

Wahey, fellas! Check out this wacky new gimmick.

*does a gimmick*

>tfw actually a member of the ira and bombed british orphans orphanages

come at me

theres one of every JF flag that does this

it's like noah's ark

uhm... you attacked us first sweetie :)

My poos have been smelling extra horrid lately

>younger than 50
>smokes a pipe
bent twat

hahahaha

pipes stain your teeth horrible

What's it like? Taste better than cigs? How long would that 1 pipe smoke for?

really should study more kraut but the house is fucking FREEZING just want to lie in bed

what you eating m8 an empty pie?

Put a hoodie on

edged for like an hour yesterday
dont really feel like wanking today because it wont be as good

I like to enjoy the meat and pastry seperately

ree

that's beyond RP, that's heightened RP

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sticker y'all

for

>uncle came over with a sixpack
>shared a few with me n' my dad
>went home with the other two and left one for me

I can't really complain because he brought beers n' everything, but c'mon

take most historical quotes, attribute them to someone from the modern day and they'd be a laughing stock

lads when are we doing /facesofbrit/

>I like to enjoy the meat and pastry seperately

So you each had one beer? Fucking yank-tier carry on

You know who you are

i meant we as in irish diaspora in the uk

need a cheeky icebreaker lads.
give us your best ones

bloody weather eh?

utter spanner of a recruiter

job ad specified that they had part time available
i carefully wrote in my application that i was only interested in a part time job

"oops i guess i didn't see that and we forgot to update the ad, tee hee"

why are people in HR so incompetent?

Short people have so much legroom

Fucking midgets

Also fuck off runt

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"a bit cheeky, but leave a x if you would give me a lap dance"

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