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i dont think the nile has whales in it
It's the Red Sea you fucking moron.
I stg Sup Forums is so dumb these days
>expecting me to know/care about this fake jewish story
dead sea has no whales either fucko
I'm Freeing Willie.
Uncultured atheist swine.
Is that Megalodon
>Can identify it as a Jewish story
>claims to not know about it
Why do you pretend to be retarded online user?
>atheists
No it is Superman
He wants to fit in.
idk I always thought it was a whale
>fake
oy vey!
>>claims to not know about it
He did not claim that he does not know it though.
THE BABIES OF THE UNBELIEVERS CAN BITE THE DUST BY THE THOUSANDS
IF YOU BELIEEEEEVE
still such an inspiring story
>dead sea
...
SPOT THE JEWS
i know of moses, i know he had his cadre of jews. i dont know the details of the whole story. its not real. get holocausted
plagues of egypt are so incredibly cruel, punishing the kids for the mistakes of their fathers? even worse for the mistake of their rulers, and its not a democracy either
starving people, raining frogs on them, killing their kids, how the hell can a book describe such a thing and then claim the god is merciful? the old scripture is bonkers
WE
It's a whale shark.
>even worse for the mistake of their rulers
it's not even the mistake of the ruler because god is the one preventing pharaoh to let the jews go by hardening his heart. so he's deliberately manufacturing the crisis that he's then punishing his own marionettes for. yet somehow the egyptians are the villains of the piece and deserve what's coming to them
>and then claim the god is merciful?
The old testament makes no such claim, except for his own worshippers.
The old testament is full of the Jews literally genociding entire peoples they don't like.
>taking biblical stories literally
>not reading between the lines
sounds like a good old fashioned false flag there
Don't forget how the Pharaoh found out about the whole kid-destined-to-overthrow-everything deal to begin with, leading to Moses having to be cast away on the river to survive. God made it so that the Pharaoh felt threatened, then the Pharaoh killed all the firstborn, just so God could get a reason to kill all the Egyptian firstborn decades later.
The first testament God was fucking bonkers.
That's the Old Testament for ya, where God is a petty vengeful cunt who hates his own creations.
The New Testament is basically a hippy Manifesto instead.
The Old Testament never describes God as merciful. He didn't calm down until he had a kid.
holy shit how did this get off track so fast
taken literally or not, the morals of the story are pure evil
this. anyone who doesn't read between the lines is not a REAL jew/christian.
my bad, somehow I thought it did, must have mixed up bits and pieces of the two testaments
>That's the Old Testament for ya, where God is a petty vengeful cunt who hates his own creations.
didn't the christian manecheists actually believe that there are two gods: the good one (new testament) and the evil one (old testament) and use that as an explanation to the existence of evil in the world
Because it's Sup Forums, not Sup Forums. You can't post something related to jews and not expect shitposting.
>en.wikipedia.org
You're all retarded.
i don't know about the manichaeans, but marcion basically said as much and most varieties of gnosticism teach this as well, that the old testament god is actually an evil demon who created a messed up world that is an inferior knockoff of the immaterial kingdom of light where the real benevolent god is at home (who is revealed through christ, although the gnostic christ isn't the same as the "orthodox" christ)
HE
DID
NOTHING
WRONG
>blue whales in the red sea
>blue whale
>with that big dorsal fin
It's not a whale, idiot. Look at the tail fin.
>he thinks it's a blue whale
You have to admire him not stepping down. He reminds me of the White Guard in Russia, heroically fighting against the overwhelming forces of the Soviets.
I'm not even Jewish