/metal/

feelsy black metal edition

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R I F F L O R D

Feels

>tfw SODOM tours in your hometown
THE ANAL STENCH WAS UNMATCHED

big glam riffs

djent

>wear that much leather
>claim you're not gay
heheh

Volim te, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE RIFFS ALBUM!

>Overrated album with nice album art
Sup Forumscore af

Looks like it should be the cover to the Steins Gate soundtrack

>Volim te
Hi slav bro

kek

moar Clock Metal ?

Factual Riff Quality Ranking

America > Norway > Britain > Sweden

Where does Finland fit in?

Fuck you and that garbage harem shit. Watch LOGH or something with actual quallity in it.

>Riffside Journey
>overrated
>Sup Forumscore
LEAVE THE HALL!

In the sandbox with japan

LOGH is overrated too
Your taste is slough

LoGH is one of the only non-trash anime and it's comfy as fuck.

TRANSILVANIAN HUNGER COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

/METAL/ HATES HIM!
A guitarist in Finland is earning thousands of dollars a day with this one simple trick.
> > > LEARN HIS SECRET < <

Left out to make the competition fair for others.

>no France
Do you even dissoshit?

I don't even like Steins Gate, and I have taste more superior than LotGH, I was just saying it looked like the Steins Gate soundtrack because that's what it looks like.

I certainly do not, bad genre

holy shit is everyone here a serbnigger or what

>Hi! This is Jari from Wintersun. Wanna hear some new tunes? BETTER PAY UP, MOTHERFUCKER!

Noein would be better
>serbnigger
Nope.

>Because other bands don't sell music

Guys, how do we revive first wave black metal?

Why should we? Second wave is the real black metal.

Take a hot shit and give it CPR.

onda ustaše još gore

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But he's selling a different album.

>melodeath song has clean vocals
>it's not by Scar Symmetry

>melodeath

Hilarious and original

Is there even DM with clean vocals that's not prog death or melodeath

Unlike melodeath

anyone from Europe wanna buy this?
it's on some weird full-black cd
near mint (played like twice), 15e
i live in serbia

please don't report me or something, i just need money to get brutal assault ticket

discogs or ebay you fucking balkan cunt

It's still cheaper to buy it new.

i can't use them atm
you CAN'T buy this version new

odjebi ciganine

sto ste pederi jebem vas u usta seljacka

There's literally no reason to buy that version instead of some other. Contents are the same.

no cd is different and the booklet

Doesn't matter. Same songs, same mix, same mastering, same everything.

>tele
vomit

it matters if you are a collector

Actually a nice guitar.

no.

NO FORCE WILL HEED MY PACE
NO IRON WILL REND MY FLESH BEFORE
I CAN DEAL YOU A TRAITOR'S FATE
MY IRE
IS MY ARMOUR

Superb cleans, iconic looks and usually a nice neck. At least those Tokais have good necks.

feels

seeing them live was amazing

In Flames worth seeing live?

Yeah, greatest live band ever

jumpdafukup-tier

Sarcasm, user. Don't waste your time.

Fuck no, they play like 2 decent songs live

>seeing Kreator in 3 days
>have 4 essays to write between now and then
>running solely on caffeine at this point
metal for this feel?

Post top-tier blackened death.

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Blasting that right now. So far, damned good.

Never heard this band before now, by the way.

early opeth

>Orchid
>Morningrise
>My Arms, Your Hearse

Which one.

I'd also rec Words That Go Unspoken, Deeds That Go Undone by them.
Their earlier stuff is even edgier and more raw to the point where it gets a bit more difficult to take seriously.

Seriously though for Antichrist, fucking thick fuzzy electronic synths on The Dark Inside and it actually god damn works, blast beats over acoustic guitars for Axiom, the madmen make crazy shit work.

>Britain > Sweden
stop trying

Post essential /glam/

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Is shitposting fun?

rec some chink /meal/ like Hokkien, Hellfire and Skeletal Augury

Orchid for riffs, Morningrise for atmosphere, MYAH for blandness.

Ghost Bath

MayheM - Buried by time and essays

also still life

Get angry

Glam Glam Glam there has to more to life than Glam

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Get reaaaal angry

Why, it's a good album.

I like it

ANGRIER

Let me tell you guys a story. I thought that the "nu-male metal" thing was just a meme. But it's not.

>live in a small town
>there are two brothers who go to college nearby, majoring in gender studies and marine biology, respectively
>one works at a car wash, the other at a bakery
>doing chores, I ended up running into both of them

>go to the bakery first
>it is the older brother
>he has a Skrillex haircut, red and black flannel, beard, gauges
>he has these massive headphones on and is bobbing his head autistically
>I walk up, and as soon as I open my mouth he puts a finger up
>"Hold on, this is the best part!" he says
>I look down at his iPod and see what he's listening to
>Christ, Redeemers, by the Body
>I wait a full five minutes before he takes off his headphones
>"Ah, that was nice," he says
>"I used not to like this album," he continues, "but after Donald Trump got elected, it all made sense."
>stand there angrily, just want to order a bagel
>"If I were to guess, I think that the Body would vote for Hillary. They both understand what true pain is. Not like that pampered neo-Nazi."
>I finally cut him off and order my bagel and get out of the store

>later, I go to the car wash
>before the water gets turned on, you have to pay the attendant
>in this case, the other brother
>he is blasting Thou over the loudspeakers
>it is uncomfortably loud, and nearby an old woman is washing her car and grimacing
>I yell, "Hey, buddy, I think you should turn it down!"
>he grins at me and turns it up
>"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
>I get so pissed I start to drive away
>he turns down the volume and says, "I'm kidding! I'm kidding!"
>he laughs and says, "You need to lighten up! Try tumblr. The memes are good, the politics intelligent, and the music unparalleled."
>then he grins, devilishly
>"That's where I heard my favourite bands, Thou and Ulver."
>I left out of frustration

God. Fuck nu-male metal.

>tfw the early shit isn't even my favorite

I'm a Blackwater Park type of faggot. That and Still Life.

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Ayy lmao

>"That's where I heard my favourite bands, Thou and Ulver."

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samefag

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All me

fuck off

samefag

Ghost Reveries > Blackwater Park > Still Life > Watershed > Orchid > Damnation > Morningrise > My Arms, Your Hearse > Deliverance > Pale Communion > Heritage > Sorceress

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Nothing like this is that funny. He met a couple of leftist retards who browse tumblr and act like pretentious cunts. Also, they happen to like metal.

So have a lot of people. Just look at that idiot from Machine Head. Either this is a classic case of samefag, or you're all autists.

Stop being a poser

Samefag

Eh... Ghost Reveries was decent. But every time I listen to it, all I hear are elements of what would soon come.

So... Shitty 70's prog worship. Even more so on Watershed, too.