Post pics that explain your life precisely

Post pics that explain your life precisely

@me

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I have a very strong connection to this picture,

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>Reply
who are your cooks?

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fuck me we needed those cooks

My brothers. My comrades in arms. My fellow prisoners in the abysmal cell that is food service.

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I'm so tired.

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I sweat a lot

Here with wigs McGee and the furry elf.

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I'm pretty indifferent to most shit.

Privacy will be the best sex ever. You're not the devil and neither am I. Please just leave for a while.

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dem bones dem bones dem dry bones

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so you fly a fucking airplane?

Tell me more

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no i crash them
because i am so fly

figuratively speaking

yes I am an airline pilot for PSA (American Eagle)

Why is there a russian gearbox on that plan?

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Are you drugs?

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to be prepared

scouts motto

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>You're not the devil
You were saying?

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Things are good...

Also this
And this

Ah this is fair.

fuuuuck

i didnt even know Bugles were still being made...


nice dog user

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Man I thought I was cool...But you man? Woah. You- you're the coolest

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>employed
>hate my career, trying to go back to university and change my career from medical to law
>decent looking
>resting bitch face
>told that people find me angry looking and aggressive
>I'm the total opposite
>single
>single
>single

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Good fuckin time right there

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Damn Double D you grew up into a pervert.

jesus

I had one of these before...my dick came out the other end one night furiously fucking it.

it was too tight around my dick. Waste of 60 bucks....

Ya like jazz?

Good one

>inside pants
>outside shirts

Are you a real life retard?

ONE OF THE GIRLS HAS A DOUBLE PUSSY?!

>i am your host, the man they call ghost
kek

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Uhhh.....

>that crooked label

Pretty much. Prefer the 101 but the IPA'S get me by when I just want something to drink and a light buzz. Don't use the rubbers anymore thank god. Woman got on a new bc.

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I am the definition of being a happy goofy fuck

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Yeah, real smart. Put candles you light on the tank of your toilet, in the bathroom, so it can burn the ecoli off and waft up your nostrils while taking a relaxing bath.

fucking degenerates.

>collecting semen in fucking bottles

so many things to point out with this picture but the first thing I'm going to do is point out why the fuck is this guy labeling his dresser drawers

I think I got a knockoff version of the one third from the right, it's not bad for a first fleshlight thing. Served its purpose quite a bit for the past two weeks while my gf was home

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>2017
>not collecting you semen in a bottle

Like, how are you gonna pay for your wizard lessons when you turn 40?