Dubs decides bois get me laid

Dubs decides bois get me laid

Tell her that Trump is the best President by far

Tell her that you want to fuck

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NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS

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Nice tits, would love to fuck them.

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lets get going op

That sounds like game over for OP. G fucking G

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What's up?
>nm
Let's meet up

If she says no, move on to next chick

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Granted, if she doesn't respond soon I'll switch to another girl

Sorry my dick head friend grabbed my phone, have you been keeping up with the Kardashians lately?

Sorry for my recent outburst, my doctor says I suffer from tourrettes

My dick touches the water when I shit

You already fucked up

Roll for >I love you

You are on 4 Chan's Sup Forums, here's the link

baby,please dont ignore me
i have 2 dvds of big daddy and a 6 pack of monster enegrgy

Listen, we don't have much time, I'm going too die

Switch to new girl say:

Hey. In my spare time I like to collect jars of period blood. How much do I need to pay you to send me some used tampons?

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Alright my dudes here's the new new

emmanuel rapestorm

Dick cheese

Cum Dumpster

Adolpie

Would you like to fuck my dog ? :3

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Fresh mortar

:^)

that's not a name fucking hell

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God damn, alright rolleroni

have you ever been in a turkish prison?

I like to call my dog "the enforcer" because it forces all the birches to their knees when it barks. And by barking I mean awkward etections.

say "you'll like me, I am always rapeing many womens :)"

he has a big red penis and does big cummies

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If you want you can introduce your foregein body in my anus since you are an opposite sex gender, but we shall remember that i consent this sexual act and if you touch my dog i will cal you hitler nd fuck your intestines through a swamp that shrek and i cohabit.

Ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in a trenchcoat

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this +
while playing Wii Sports?

ayy bby u want sum fuk

Sorry for my bad humor :(

Say i am muslim so if you like dominance i am here and you to serve me

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Are you saying you're too good for my dog you dirty bitch?

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Roland deshcu

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Pls

can i fuck your dog??

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:^)

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lol winrar

Rollorino

Are you hip?

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lol sorry I'm required by law to tell you that when I was 16 I

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wow what a cliffhanger

lel better Save dem dubs

I am potatoed potato. :)

three years ago I had a fight with my bitch ex-gf. I got so mad that I pus

Ironic...

Fucking best movie of all time

Hmm, plz guys help me

If you don't take his big hard cock up ya cunt you are. He does big cummies, he'll fill you up baby

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Do you want to fuck?

sorry babe, i get kinky when im jacking off

Oh I get it, you're a CAT person. You think dogs are nothing. Fucking an hero, emotionless prick.

I. AM. SO. SORRY.

in a fit of alzheimer's rage, my autistic grandma took my phone and sent those to you.

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Are you denying me my Make-A-Wish?

Well would you either fuck me ? :3

Sorry baby, just... After the war... Oh god, If only I could have killed more jews!

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Sure, a bitch would be into the dog

You more of a men person then?

Have you ever heard of a site called Sup Forums?

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I think she's gone but we can try boys

DON'T GO
LOOK I'M SORRY I'M DOING A PRANK
I JUST WANT TO EAT YOUR SHIT

Blame the fucktards on Sup Forums for this mess

NO WAIT
I'm sorry my dog is dead, i cope with bad jokes... anyway want sum fuc?

I'm sorry baby. I was simply jesting

Ok, so me and my friends were playing the phone game.

I won 5 bucks for letting him type anything.

How about we use those 5 bucks, you can come over, pet me dog and I play wit your kitty

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This

Now we wait

Plz?