Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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nice bake

cut me yuno

hi

I have a special attack boosting Magnemite and Haunter. 66 and 71 respectfully. Absolute beasts.
It was over 8 months between his starting session and a reboot. And hes done nothing with the reboot.

I did actual. Not the dub though

Fuck you chara

Remind me how I want one

Morning

>/waifu/ still triggers retards
top kek

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Amazing. Why even bother at that point?

You want one that bad?

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it's almost 1 in the afternoon

Its at the point where we offer, knowing full well hell have something 'come up'.
Its nearly 6 am

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Still here.

don't you wanna be alone in 2017? a lot of nice college girls of your city on this site: sq6.ru/BkeyyAaz

Yes, yes I do

And I woke up at 8

When did you wake up?
Yay

3/10 no S

i still want to cum in that cup

Oh god I can already feel another headache waiting to happen...

So you just do it because it'd be shitty to say no or something?

Can't you get them easy where you are?

maybe in your penal colony

8:30, i started my new job so i have to be awake at normal people times again

カラミチーマス

I got rid of it and placed the ' ' logo on it instead.

Rude!
Get your own cup.

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Pretty much. He gets real excited but hes grown a neckbeard. Its not a good look. And we dont want to make him feel like shit, you know?
Hey, its all peaceful down here in our gunless hellhole.

so if you're a gai guy, home come your waifu's a girl? or are you someone else?

Maybe? But I'm also kind of broke

>new job
Pls explain
She is my daughteru

Rienhart von Lohengramm from Legend of the Galactic heroes is my husbando

no need when there is that cup

forgot to post mah pic.

The guy has turned into a literal neckbeard?

Too broke for a chocolate orange? Do they even cost that much?

i'm guessing that was a shot over the shooting in florida yesterday, but jokes on you, i live in a first world country

long story, got let go at stanley in november, working for a company that makes signs and shit now

...so are you even attracted to her on a physical level?

I'm not even posting
Why say this

Shino Amakusa

i fuck everything up. this is meant for

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because false hibiki told me you were always lurking yuno

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She looks pretty cute
You have better pics and where is she from?
I just tuned in thread just now

I don't have any money to spare, I live almost entirely on the my college meal plan
Sounds cool
Not to her.
I guessed. Are you the tsu user from a whike ago?

(Anya)
You find it amusing?

nice~ oh, are you playing competitive?

>Fuck you chara
Sometimes I do. I mean, I'm gorgeous

Not entirely. But he doesnt drive due to a childish fear, bums his living arrangements off of who feels pity for him and generally tries to dodge getting together with friends.
So do I. With far less gun crime. And far more raw uranium.

meh, still in training, at least they gave me my own desk this time

taconite > uranium

cut me yuno

Seitokai Yakuindomo
all girls school turned unisex.

Any cute poster who wants to be fucked in the ass :^) female(x) please

Oh, right. That sucks, I'd send you a chocolate orange if I could.

I find life exciting, and kind of hopeful now. Bleak is pretty far from what I'd call it.

That sounds like pretty much a neckbeard. Then again, I can hardly judge someone for not driving at least.

Seitokai Yakuindomo is fun.

>poster
>female
Ha.

You know what i need
Alright, should I watch it?

not sure which tsu anonon you're referring to. there's supposedly another tsu user so am not sure if you're referring to him.

>second island
Hell to the no.
And yes, there are people who can legally own guns here. We did bring you coffee culture.
Hes too willing to fuck an ugly skank to be a neckbeard. He calls himself a dragon slayer.

^^
well I liked it, depends if hogschool comedy is your thing I guess?

>poster
>female
>in the ass
You only get fat neckbeards and shitty traps here

I hope it stays for you this way. Mine seems a bit... foggy.

oh, you were only referring to the S-Atk stat of the pokemon. Hell yeah, that's a nice amougn of "fuck you"

it can be female(male)

Are you sure that isn't just feeding into his neckbeard fantasies?

>only get fat neckbeards and shitty traps here
Mean!

I'm hoping it stays that way, this is a rather recent development.

Oh you're probably fine then

>Image
That looks...
Really wrong
I can appreciate it
Can you tell me about your waifu she looks cool

i told you yuno i can't do that yuno

Wait, what?

So are you going to make signs?
I like to think I'm qt, but I'm a guy. Maybe I could put on a wig and become a trap
Oh well, also I may be exaggerating a bit. I'm lazy and it is super fucking cold out. And I'm saving most of my money for Magic the Gathering cards
Not sure.

Any other questions about my sexuality?
I'm sure I could be a bit more than a shirty trap

Claim

It's not even that hard
Just click my post number and I'll do whatever you want

how many dicks would you suck if you had a chance :D

I used to play MtG, I think I stopped around Theros block though. Cost too much money.

No. Hes been doing that for years.

>not attracted to the waifu
R
Wait for it.

she is a sexond year scool president in a scool tat just turned unisex, she is perverted sf and cinda intoo bondage. she is serious af and a grade A student.^^

Tomato Nazi claimed?

>Mean
mwahaha

>Recent development
Yeah, I thought so. Hope it stays that way for you too. There will be downs, but I hope it only leads into a higher up.

>Wait, what?
You heard me right! I fuck myself!

>could be more than a shirty trap
>shirty trap
>shirty
uh... uuuuuuh... alright then

Fran? He's in a relationship, so he would only suck one certain dick.
If he'd be single though... that's another story~

>R
E?

Yes
I was bored so i made that image

yay!

I'll take the traps then

That would do

by yunoposting law i can't do that yuno

kek.
also. what's your ideal man. physical appearance i mean. fug that mental bs.

I'm so sorry for my bad writing...
just got a new keyboard.

Yeah, but why would the traps take you?
How do you look?

Good choice
Well welcome to the thread

Oh. Why though?

I'm not shitty at all!

Yeah, well that's always the case isn't it? Things can't always stay good, but sometimes after they get bad they end up getting a lot better.

What's going on, Yuno?
Why aren't people giving you (you)s?

>I'll take the traps then
The one's here are probably fatter and more hairy than the fat hairy neckbeards.

Dat writing. You are either 12 years old or trying to impersonate one.
Either way, kill yourself.

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Then you're not getting cut
Slacho is too autistic for that

Only one at the moment. If you know the mugen claimer, we are in a long distance relationship. So I would only suck him

I mostly play EDH, and yeah it can be expensive

I can't be attracted to her
W E W

Shity. Fucking autocorrect

Too bad I have a bf

Hmmm. Slim with some muscle definition. A bread is a plus. Dark hair is also. I wouldnt mind chest hair, but pubes should be trimmed

And before you ask. I'm tall and pretty thin. Clean shaven, even my pubes and thighs. My skin is a bit bad though, working on that

Hi

Hello qt

but a cut a day keeps the autism away yuno

Hey yoyo

or first time using a dvorak keyboard :(

how are you?

Hello

Now that's really a shame, Yuno.
I hope he stops being so childish.

But why? She a cute.
>A bread is a plus
I have a bread. Well, I already ate half of it, but still. Are you attracted to me?

You probably shouldn't.

Exhausted tbh but the good kind

Well, you're not a trap either.

>After the bad they end up getting a lot better
Kinda the opposite for me. After the good it gets worse

wewew

>autocorrect
that's what they all blame it on!

you described your pubes and thighs but not your ass :^D. did you shave that too and if so, how even.

So you just had sex?

>Chara

>how do you shave an ass?
You take your razor and shave it god damn

For the third time counting last night 2nd this morning.

Morning

NO fucking shit, I'm at work and my keyboard stoped working, went to IT and all they had was a crappy old one whit dvorak layout. and it writes "O" twice

i meant in between de ass cheeks. de crack.

Good morning

I didn't know there was a good kind of exhausted

thats nice
are you enjoying your day so far?