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Sorry, sharted my pants.

needs moar cowbell.
>did it in three.

I actually did ruin a date with 4 words once. But I still got laid.

"This is too easy". Bitch was furious. 10 minutes later I talked her into getting fucked in the backseat of my car. So I wasn't lying.

You are paying, right?

this

>Yesterday
>First date
>Was in a park
>While cuddling put hands on she's pants
>Start to finger her tight pussy
>Make here cum
>Start to kiss
>Go away after a while

I'm pregnant

Did it in 2

I like little kids

I voted for Hillary.

checked

Why?

i am nonbinary gender

I am HIV positive

gib de pusi pls?

This was a dare

This is gonna hurt

I like lazy town

Wanna meet my waifu?

Enjoy your first rape

>I'm is two words shitbird.

you gon get raped

I have a dick.

Tell daddy you're 12

I hate feminists
>did it in 3

"Have you seen Chef?"

Does this cloth smell?

Oh, I have AIDS.

check my dubs faggot

Tongue my ass, whore!

I can see how that would do it, hmm, yes.

user, this isn't a how to make a date BETTER in four words thread, come on now!

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well done user

Wanna split the bill?

I'm a broom

This will hurt, ALOT!

isn't this how you make a date better?

Sorry, my mom's home.

You look like mommy

Do ya like jazz?

>blind date
>walks into restaurant
>see me
>180 and walk

Did it in zero

I just came already

i post on Sup Forums

Kek

I'll cherish your screams

Your sister was better

What tribe are you?

Your mom tastes good

A lot is two words

I play pokemon go

10/10

I have no cock

Your pain, my pleasure

hitler did nothing right

All women are whores

Male America Great Again

can we talk about all these dubs

Under 12 is best

You paying your half?

put this diaper plis

Do you lurk Sup Forums?

Your pain arouses me

You mean
>Can we discuss dubs?

You'll look great dead

I loved Suicide Squad

I have aids bitch.

I am a necropedophile

"I'm a nice guy."

I don't have tattoos.

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it doesn't get more average than that

Your ass, no lube!

> These dates tastes weird

Say goodbye to living

Hated Bridget Jones' Baby.

I am a furry.

I eat raw abortions

You'll love the basement

I will rape you

You have kids? Bye.

"Are you a trap/shemale?"

I have a wife.

I am a brony

not prostitute. Very nice

I have small dick

please show lady benis

Your dick is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!

Change my diaper, please?

Wanna smell my breath?

Are you a feminazi?

something smells like fish

The Holocaust never happened

Are we going dutch?

herpes simplex virus sores

Why don't tweens swallow?

"I eat ass." Did it in 3 words

m'lady

I want to fuck toddlers

gas the kikes racewar

You won the retard award.