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C'mon Sup Forums
Sorry, sharted my pants.
needs moar cowbell.
>did it in three.
I actually did ruin a date with 4 words once. But I still got laid.
"This is too easy". Bitch was furious. 10 minutes later I talked her into getting fucked in the backseat of my car. So I wasn't lying.
You are paying, right?
this
>Yesterday
>First date
>Was in a park
>While cuddling put hands on she's pants
>Start to finger her tight pussy
>Make here cum
>Start to kiss
>Go away after a while
I'm pregnant
Did it in 2
I like little kids
I voted for Hillary.
checked
Why?
i am nonbinary gender
I am HIV positive
gib de pusi pls?
This was a dare
This is gonna hurt
I like lazy town
Wanna meet my waifu?
Enjoy your first rape
>I'm is two words shitbird.
you gon get raped
I have a dick.
Tell daddy you're 12
I hate feminists
>did it in 3
"Have you seen Chef?"
Does this cloth smell?
Oh, I have AIDS.
check my dubs faggot
Tongue my ass, whore!
I can see how that would do it, hmm, yes.
user, this isn't a how to make a date BETTER in four words thread, come on now!
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well done user
Wanna split the bill?
I'm a broom
This will hurt, ALOT!
isn't this how you make a date better?
Sorry, my mom's home.
You look like mommy
Do ya like jazz?
>blind date
>walks into restaurant
>see me
>180 and walk
Did it in zero
I just came already
i post on Sup Forums
Kek
I'll cherish your screams
Your sister was better
What tribe are you?
Your mom tastes good
A lot is two words
I play pokemon go
10/10
I have no cock
Your pain, my pleasure
hitler did nothing right
All women are whores
Male America Great Again
can we talk about all these dubs
Under 12 is best
You paying your half?
put this diaper plis
Do you lurk Sup Forums?
Your pain arouses me
You mean
>Can we discuss dubs?
You'll look great dead
I loved Suicide Squad
I have aids bitch.
I am a necropedophile
"I'm a nice guy."
I don't have tattoos.
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7 dubs
it doesn't get more average than that
Your ass, no lube!
> These dates tastes weird
Say goodbye to living
Hated Bridget Jones' Baby.
I am a furry.
I eat raw abortions
You'll love the basement
I will rape you
You have kids? Bye.
"Are you a trap/shemale?"
I have a wife.
I am a brony
not prostitute. Very nice
I have small dick
please show lady benis
Your dick is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!
Change my diaper, please?
Wanna smell my breath?
Are you a feminazi?
something smells like fish
The Holocaust never happened
Are we going dutch?
herpes simplex virus sores
Why don't tweens swallow?
"I eat ass." Did it in 3 words
m'lady
I want to fuck toddlers
gas the kikes racewar
You won the retard award.