What's the best food to sneak into cinema? i always sneak in a large papa johns pizza

what's the best food to sneak into cinema? i always sneak in a large papa johns pizza.

>papa johns
>ever

>you will never swim in a pool of papa johns garlic sauce

I snuck in a Bloomin Onion once.

People were too jealous to stop me.

>you having sex
>ever

a bag of off brand chocolate covered nuts

Anything other than water is fatass tier.

My cinema doesn't have security guards so my squad and I just walk in with a cooler of beer and sacks of liquor store popcorn the dorky teens and old white bitch who work there arent gonna do shit

>you having one chin
>ever

Me? I'd have Crab Legs.

I hide pizza up my sleeves, when I get passed security I smirk and unleash them like assassins creed

>you being remotely funny
>ever

>I cant last 90 minutes without stuffing my facecheeks with shitty snacks

fucking americhubs.

would you go to a restaurant for a meal then get your phone out and watch a movie?

Do they really kick you out if you sneak food into cinemas in america?

>you being not BTFO
>ever

what do you guys feed your falcons in the theater?

I laughed at it, so there

but i guess if it's true, you wouldnt find it funny
4chins

No, they just confiscate it until the movie is over. Then you have go to the food lockup and retrieve it before you leave.

when I went to visit a friend in america the cinema tsa fingered his bum in case he was sneaking in french fries

he panicked on the question and answers

Nah, I usually just watch a tv show. The timing is usually better. I'll order then start something. By the time it's over I've usually eaten and paid so it's time to leave.

Usually bring him some frozen almonds.

god I laughed just imagining some disgusting nerd trying to do this

i'll be watching BVS and eating this tonight. you jelly?

see

looks like mom made a grocery run. enjoy.

have fun with your heart attack user

Anyone know how I can bypass the no singles policy? I really want to watch Neon Demon, but they don't allow single white men. Even if my friends go, they make us do the make out test, which we always fail.

Obesity and diabetes are nothing to be jealous about

Finn here

I always sneak in a mongolian hot pot

1.) Fifteen potato salad sandwiches on Hawaiian rolls.
2.) Six hard boiled eggs (unpeeled, preserves taste)
3.) Two large Tupperware containers (one for the wife) of Mac and cheese and hotdogs, with just a hint of Tabasco for flavor.

>having shit genes where all you can drink is water

i like to make my own food then pack it to go. pic related.

>sneak a large pizza into cinema

you must be a big guy

A calzone might be easier to sneak into the theater my friend.

my cinema lets me take in a mug as long as fill it with their tea

kinda shit, so I sneak in a thermos full of tea from home and a pack of hobnobs

I always sneak in a steak dinner when I go to the Kinoplex. They're usually more focused on the penis inspection so I can easily get it through.

I always sneak in my flask full of booze and I'm not fat.

I'm not a poorfag and order the lobster tail

Low cal calzone zone

>american cuisine

...

>eating in the cinema
>ever

Also, is this how fat Americans are? You have to be stopped from bringing in your own food because the theatres know you'll be gorging on hog-roasts while you're watching Capeshit? Disgusting.

kek m8 I have one stuffed crust papa johns a week and im in good shape.

I'm sorry but that looks awful, user.

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Why am I not surprised that burgerclaps can't stop shovelling crap into their pieholes for two hours.

The corn will be soaked, how can you eat it and keep your hands clean.

Sour Patch kids, a homemade chicken salad sangwitch & several nippers of fireball whiskey.

PAPA'S IN THE HOUSE! PAPA'S IN THE HOUSE!