Never have my games been this clean before. I think I found my new main

Never have my games been this clean before. I think I found my new main.

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Boop

>me, solider
>can we switch out our DPS, I don't think it's working
>win game
>66% kill participation

Nothing my fucking ass.

badj we missed national cuddle day yesterday

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ur a boop

ok

*sends all the cuddles*

Blep.

*is cuddled*

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I'm a floof.

Triple blep.

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I don't even remember who made me this.

My floof needs a good boopin.

Is that from the Anubis game?

BOOP

How are you all doing today? :3

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Yeah, the text has obviously been changed though.

Start out softly though.

Pretty good.

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That's wonderful to hear

This overbearing sense of positivity will not be tolerated.

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Doing good now that I finally found a consistently strong combination of cards. 4 enchantments, all costing 3 mana that passively make the enemy put the top 12 cards of his deck into the graveyard on each of my turns, also allows me to draw 2 cards at the end of my turn and likely deal 4 damage to the enemy at the end of each of his turns. And since that all is achieved with just 4 cards, I've got plenty of room for remove and counterspells. Who needs creatures anyway?

Really?

Only the softest of boops for you.

UwU

>Not just running Ophidiam Eyes, Niv Miz, and Reliquary Tower

Glowy things and rainbows are pretty

I am not a big white wuff.

Only to start.

You're still smiling. Are you even listening?

There's always something to smile about

That's the longest "no" I've ever seen.

;3 love you too daddy

>Not a long haired, white wuff.
Garbage

I believe you have our relationship mistaken.

My hair is long now and I am white, but not a wuff.

Why you gotta be salty and bitter like your cummies UwU

Not enough pineapple.

Can you even tie yours in a ponytail?

I can.

I don't even know any of those cards.

No, I suppose you're not.

Naturally.

>cummies

sauce?

rogue one was dope

t. star wars master

Skyrim.

royyyy what's good homie

i've heard many different opinions on it

Chocolate, sex, and pop tarts. The same old things.

Why can't I calm down?

cons: went all out on muh diversity

pros: literally the darkest star wars plot to make it to the big screen, kung fu scenes, impressive narrative consistency between it and a new hope, "ordinary soldier" atmosphere that seems more at home in a slightly fantastic ww2 movie than in star wars canon

it was real good

I haven't gotten any in months but goddamn do I have chocolate

oh, also a sick fucking full metal jacket reference

Y-you're dope...

t-thanks senpai

Did you enjoy Vader's pest management?

all i've heard were opinions, it seems most people love it or hate it, but you're the first person actually saying something about it that isn't just "it's good" or whatever. i probably wont see it until i can torrent it, though.

I think they could've cut off the movie when he's standing in front of the rebels at the end and ignites his lightsaber, but they had to get fake-carrie fisher in there just once.

I wasn't going to see it in theaters but it turned into a rare opportunity to chill with my dad that wouldn't be hostile, and I'm really glad I went.

Also I find that most people are terrible at explaining their opinions on media products so I've made it my objective to show the world a better way. God bless me.

We're in the same chocolate boat then.

I need distractions

>in chocolate boat
>start eating
>boat sinks
>we both die
this is not a good idea for a boat

play with your boypussy.

You can use me as a raft.

I'm not exactly in the mood for it.

I'm not convinced your broad, muscular frame is sufficient to carry us both to shore. Perhaps plan A should be making the boat out of something that is not delicious.

I wasn't suggesting, I was commanding.

I thought you were the one who likes to be commanded.

w-who told you that

I'm pretty sure it was you. Or you at least gave me that impression.

I don't recall showing you my frame.

As the head designer for Willy Wonka, I'm afraid that plan just doesn't make sense at all.

well i was mostly talking about people i know in person, they only really told me it was good and that was it

My carefully constructed facade has crumbled before your analytical mastery. I am undone and at your mercy.

You've mentioned it and I think I might've extrapolated.

See, this is why Wonka Inc. needs some outside thinkers to innovate production. Chocolate is not the exclusive solution to every problem but as long as your design team remains insular you'll never progress beyond these shrunken ambitions.

why are your rl friends so relentlessly dull

>when you lose games because the game lags and doesn't accept your 43 clicks on the stop timer button in the short, 3-second window you have to react to opponent's spells

how's it going?

>play with your boypussy.

I'm amazing. For the first time in...5 years I have faith in the ability of the star wars franchise to produce quality work.

Is there some unspoken rule that you never call a g fur thread a g fur thread in the caption?

Okay, then. Go lynch whoever failed to do my one-day delivery for the mouse I ordered from Amazon.

It was an appreciated compliment nonetheless.

I bring you back to the 3 things good in life. You've already denied two of them and pop tarts will sue me for trying to make rafts without their express permission.

I actually think lynching is, morally, the correct response there.

honestly I think pop tarts, if sufficiently stale, would be the most effective form of buoyancy out of the options given

my few real life friends haven't seen it
they were just people i know in person, who also happened to see it

now that i think about it, everything in and around my town is dull, nothing ever happens. not even teenage parties really, to the extent of my knowledge.

surely not. anywhere teenagers exist, so too do teenage parties

Stale enough, meaning from Pompeii.

pompeii was a cover up, it was actually an explosion in a pop-tart factory that decimated the city

Strangely enough, calling a g-fur thread a g-fur thread in the caption stops all of the autistic namefags from clogging it up.

Duh, have you even read the Koran? It's in the first three pages.

I can assure you that is not the case.

then i guess everyone just keeps it on the down-low, the very few parties i heard about in high school were all out of town.

POP TARTS FUND JIHADISTS

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

christ in heaven what a boring place

meh, it's not like i can do anything about it

I've heard school shootings really liven a place up

I googled allahu poptarts but got this image. Still semi-relevant.

that's not really my cup of tea, even if resources were provided.

man that's kinda morbid

didn't that one quebecois do a mass shooting one time?

it must not have been a good one since i don't remember anything about that

to be fair it happened before either of us were born

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/École_Polytechnique_massacre

Zaryss just like pffff fucking amateur shooting didn't even grab my attention. Get on my level.

>Don't be furry

Where there is light, there is also darkness.

tautology

Femmy furry bois are bliss

taintology

to be fair i have never handled a gun before and the topic of school shootings isn't really one i spend time or think about

oh, i might remember being told about it a long time ago but that's really it

devnull's phd field

you should go handle some guns, it's almost like handling cocks but slightly better

i don't really have transport to a range
or anything that would allow me to legally handle a gun outside of one